Words of wisdom about Dogs

[Beaverhausen]

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
- M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
- Unknown

[Coventina]

1. Thanks. After all the anti-dog sentiment in GD, that was comforting

It's been a tough couple of days for animal lovers here.

I can't believe some of the shit some "DUers" are spewing.

[yellowdawgdem]

2. thanks for posting

the quotes are really accurate and I enjoyed reading them.

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Printed and hung up on my wall. Thanks.

:hi:

[roguevalley]

4. I'm with Will Rogers. I love the dog money joke. Very, very cute.

thank you for these.

[Napoleon Dynamite]

5. I love Dachshunds!

Those are some cute fur kids you've got there. I don't have one now, but grew up with them. They are so much fun to play with and baby and look so dang cute when sitting up begging for something.

[superconnected]

6. Those were great!

[livetohike]

7. These are great

Thanks for posting it and I am copying and e-mailing to my friends :-).