guilty confession

[leftofthedial]

I'm an atheist

but I believe in Santa Claus

[RebelOne]

1. Well, I hope you leave him some milk and cookies.

And make sure your chimney is cleaned out. You don't want him to get soot all over his nice red suit.

[leftofthedial]

3. we leave milk, cookies . . .

Irish whiskey and reindeer food

[YankeyMCC]

2. deleted

I was trying to be funny...but thought better of it.

[Gelliebeans]

4. we always leave cheese and crackers

i figure he gets sick of all those cookies ;-) :+

[Rhiannon12866]

12. Great idea!!! And very thoughtful!!!

All that sugar will leave the poor guy with diabetes and wearing dentures! And we know that he already has a weight problem, LOL!;-)

[displacedtexan]

5. If you stop believing, Santa stops coming!

At least, that's the rule at our house.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. they certainly make better films about Santa

so it's easier to believe :)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

7. Top Ten Reasons Santa's Better Than God:

10. Snappier dresser

9. Doesn't demand adoration

8. Doesn't condemn you to everlasting hellfire if you've been bad - just leaves coal

7. Elf helpers are funner than angels

6. Reindeer fly w/o wings - too cool!

5. Doesn't impregnate virgins (oh I hope there's no tabloid story waiting on that one)

4. There's no proof there's a heaven, but there really is a North Pole

3. No fundie followers trying to convert you to Kringleism

2. Has never had a war fought in his name

...and the #1 reason Santa Is Better Than God:

Santa songs generally have a good beat and you can dance to them

[leftofthedial]

9. that's great!

thanks.

[Longhorn]

10. Great!

Thanks!

This reminds me of one of the things I hate the most at Christmas -- when I see a Christmas card or other illustration with Santa on his knees praying or Santa with a cross. They can't even leave our "secular" icons alone! (How secular can someone named "St. Nick" be?)

[Rhiannon12866]

11. That IS great!!! LOL!!! Thanks!

I love it!:D

[FM Arouet666]

8. Honorable, no one ever died for Santa.

Well maybe Rudolph, damn Santa driving that sled three sheets to the wind. Poor little guy, couldn't make out that red nose with all the blood.

Don't Drink and Drive, A message from Radd. Reindeer against drunk driving.:evilgrin:

[slutticus]

13. You know, I questioned the existence of god...

...before I questioned the existence of santa claus. How screwy is that.