Fellow Pastafarians, help me in this moral dilemma.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Is yakisoba holy enough?

My understanding is that it deserves equal footing with lasagna, ravioli, fetuccini, and gnocci in the Pastafarian Pantheon, below only the Holiest of Noodles, Spaghetti Himself.

Some say it is a heretic Far Eastern deviation and not true Pasta.

What sayeth thou?

[Taxloss]

1. I'd consult the Vaticanelloni.

Does it have meatballs?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. It is a tolerant pasta.

It can go with chopped meat or chicken or veggies. You know how those Asian types are -- multiple paths to enlightenment and all that.

I'm pretty sure a decent yakisoba can be made with meatballs. No tomato sauce, though.

[phantom power]

3. how long before....

The Great Pasta Schism...?

[PassingFair]

4. I hear tell that some are imbibing of the

*gasp*

MACARONI!

[YankeyMCC]

5. There are worse things...

I walked into the kitchen last night to find my son (sob) eating...Rice!

[PassingFair]

6. Oh DEAR!

Is there a support group?
RICE?
You may have to cast him out.

[YankeyMCC]

7. We're looking into camps

You know, places we could send him to straighten him out so he can return to the true path.

[PassingFair]

8. I don't know....

once they've tasted RICE, well....

[phantom power]

9. you know you've finally become real religeon if...

one group of people starts killing another over it.

[Book Lover]

10. Let Us Comprimise

If the Noodle in Question has a Vowel at the End of its Name, then It shall be Accepted, Even If Said Noodle does not Originate in Italian Cuisine Culture. Yet it Shall Be of Lesser Noodleness, and Those who Partake shall be Required to Add Additional Meatballs to the Plate.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. Remember how our prayers end?

That's right... RAMEN! Yakisoba is made of Ramen!

There IS a link between our religion and Eastern tradition! Some say the FSM hovered over China before embarking on his better-known ministry.

[Book Lover]

13. Aha. This is a Possible Sign.

It is Possible that the FSM (CBUI*) has, in His/Her/Its Wisdom, Sought to Give us a Sign that Eastern and Western Pastafarianism Shall Be United. Therefore, Let Us Always Use the Holy Word, "Ramen," upon Conclusion of Prayers.

* CBUI = Cheese Be Upon It

[Gelliebeans]

11. This is why I love this forum n/t

[NMMNG]

14. What say I?

Not only am I laughing hysterically , but I've suddenly got an intense craving for pasta!

[geniph]

15. And is Vermicelli a blessed sacrament,

or a foreshortened mockery of Our Blessed Carbohydrate Savior?

Aargh, matey!

[geniph]

16. What of the heretical substance, Spaghetti Squash?

Should it be burned as an evil omen?

[Discord]

17. I had a vision of AngelHair in Virgin Olive Oil

Unfortunatly, the vision didn't last very long as I was quite hungry and partook of the Virgin Angel. :evilgrin:

Thats still cool to do on weekends right?

[immoderate]

18. Does anyone dare mention lo mein?

Or pad Thai?

--IMM

[progressoid]

22. Beware of the Lo Mein

Our minister had a long sermon about how those eastern religions are trying to noodle their way into the fold. I've even heard that they think they invented noodles in the east! Blasphemers!!

This is a same kind of trick Satan uses to make us believe that dinosaurs roamed the earth for millions of years.



on edit: I had a pretty good lo mein in Casper Wyoming of all places.

[muriel_volestrangler]

19. Announcement from the Bishop of Durum

I have great pleasure in informing the faithful that the Holy Word of Alphabetti Spaghetti is once again available for enlightening the masses.

http://www.raisingkids.co.uk/todaysnews/news_070405_03.asp

True believers will be pleased to hear that not only has the practice of Alphabetti Divination been examined and declared as Orthodox and Righteous by the Assembled Congregation of Master Pasta Weavers, but the new science of Alphabetti Code Deciphering will be an honours subject at the ancient Univeristy of Bolognese, starting in the next semester.

http://www.raisingkids.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/images/news/news_070405_03_large.jpg

The message is clear: "BOO NEWT". Pastafarians should vote Democratic.

[JNelson6563]

21. haha Reminds me of Family Guy Episode

Where Peter thinks there's "a strange message" in his Alphabets that reads "Ooooooo". Brian says "Those are cheerios Peter."

Enjoyed the thread, hilarious stuff from my fellow heathens, as usual. :toast:

Julie

[trotsky]

20. Heretics! Sinners! Infidels!

There is no noodle but Spaghetti (PBUH) and rotini is his prophet!

[PassingFair]

23. Are you one of those

Fundal'Dentelists?

[trotsky]

24. ***GROOOOOOOAAAAAAN***

LOL, nice one. :)