What kind of DINO are you?

[WildEyedLiberal]

I don't think any of us owns a Che shirt; therefore, we must all be freepin' DINOs.

[TayTay]

1. Ahm, some of all of the above

but if I had to choose it would be:

Goosestepping, mindless sycophant of the Cult of Kerry

Yeah, that's pretty good. I like that. I can work with that. I'm hoping next week to graduate to

drooling, 'can't think for herself,' Kerry-otic troll.

I have to have something to shoot for.

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. Well I have been called Orrin Hatch before

So does that make me a full-fledged Kerrybot? I sure hope so!

[TayTay]

5. We can be Kerrybots together!

Oh Joy! Oh Rapture! Sisters-in-denial!

I am a Stepford Wife for Kerry. (How delicious.) I have lost all my reasoning ability and I can no longer think for myself. I must robotically respond to all enquiries with my pre-programmed responses. The answer to all questions is now, "What would John do?" (WWJD) Ah, the lobotomy for Kerry thing is really working out for me. Ya think?

[WildEyedLiberal]

10. If you're a Stepford Wife for Kerry...

... then I'm his personal slave. There is no depth to the degradation I will endure because of my unquestioning devotion to my Master.

[TayTay]

13. Jaysus! girl. Get a hold of yourself

Democrats don't have personal slaves. (They just don't.) They have 24 hour political assistants who are available at all times. (And they get paid. A pittance. It's a tradition.)

Democrats do not denigrate their followers. They use them. Fully. Therefore, I posit an amendment to your statement. To wit:

WEL is a paid body guy for Sen. Kerry. As such, she is in charge of doing whatever needs doing. And doing it at a moment's notice for little praise and much internal sense of glowing fulfillment.

There, now that's more Democratic.

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. But we aren't Democrats

We're DINOs. Get it right. DINOs have slaves. This is part of what makes them DINO.

I exist at the whim of John Kerry, to be at his beck and call 24 hours a day. But I don't mind because he is my Lord and Master and it is a great and pleasurable honor to serve him in every way.

[TayTay]

31. DINO? Wasn't that Fred Flintstone's pet?

I damn right and well am not a pet.

Hmmm, on second thought pets get to curl up in front of the fire and get patted every day and three-square a day without any effort. Hmmm, okay, maybe I will reconsider this.

Okay, I can be a pet. Does it have to be of the canine variety? I much prefer the feline model. Curled up on someone's lap, being patted. Sh*t, I think he's a dog person. Oh well.

Dino it is then.

[elshiva]

6. Why the hell did they call you Orrin Hatch?

Should we being calling you Mrs. Hatch, Mrs. Kerry?

[TayTay]

7. I don't think so

Once you go Kerry, you never go back. WEL is spoiled for all other political entanglements. She could never be Mrs. Hatch. (Not even in Utah. Not even if she had a plural marriage.)

And have you seen Orrin Hatch. No frickin way.

[GRLMGC]

9. Probably would make for a boring time in the sack anyway nt

[WildEyedLiberal]

11. Oh my Lord no

John is my one and only love. :loveya:

Plus, I'm a Kerrybot. I destroy all pols who are not Kerry. Such is my mindless programming.

[elshiva]

17. I have seen Hatch, so I know you were kidding.

No one even calls Hatch a looker and for good reasons. Hatch is a short, ultraconservative man who often looked like he was about to pass out during the SOTU.

[WildEyedLiberal]

20. Well someone really did call me Orrin Hatch once

A lefty freeper got pissed and compared me to Orrin Hatch. Ew, ew, ew.

[elshiva]

21. In response to what?

Defending Kerry?

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. Yes

They were being Kerry-bashing pricks, and I hit back. They don't like it when you fight back; then you're persecuting them.

Waaaah, wah wah. They'd better learn not to trash my man then. :nopity:

[GRLMGC]

2. mindless Kerry follower

because, you know, I never question the will of our leader. I also oppress others who speak their minds all the time. Once in awhile, I answer their little rants. I'm such a fascist.

[WildEyedLiberal]

4. We are all Kerrybots

Programmed to mercilessly suppress all those who do not fall into lockstep with Our Great Leader.

Kerry Über Alles!

[GRLMGC]

8. Destroy all enemies of our leader

DESTROY!!!!1111

[WildEyedLiberal]

12. First target: Howard Dean

Because you know, all us Kerrybots absolutely hate Dean and rigged the Iowa caucus against him with our wicked DLC plotting.

Surrender now, Howard Dean! Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated into the Kerry collective. You will become a part of the KerryHive. Resistance is futile....

[elshiva]

15. Oh come now...

I know your being silly, but HoHo and Kerry are just major buddies.
So says Mrs. Derryiac here.

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. Message not comprehended.

We must seek out and destroy the enemy. <beep> You will be assimilated. <beep> Resistance is futile...

[elshiva]

19. Ever seen the show "Dr. Who?" Mrs. Kerry?

These robotic aliens the Daleks go after the title character with a trumpet-like gun shouting: "You are the Doctor. We must exterminate. Exterminate!"
I can just imagine you running after Dr. Dean and saying the same thing.

[WildEyedLiberal]

22. No, I haven't seen it

It is not just Dean. It is all who are not my Great Leader. Once Howard Dean is eliminated, I will set my target for the next Enemy, and so on, until all are eradicated.

<beep> My programming will not permit me to do otherwise. <beep>

[LittleClarkie]

29. Must. destroy. Doctor. with. monosyllables.

No fair running up the stairs either, Doctor.

Egad, I'm having Dr. Who flashbacks.

Here's one from Tom's first episode:

"I never liked the word 'impenetrable'. Too much like 'unsinkable.'"

"What the matter with 'unsinkable'?"

"...said the Titanic... glub... glub... glub..."

[whometense]

35. Tom Baker??

Ooooh - everyone's favorite Dr. Who. I loved him.

When my older son was about 7 I had to knit him a long, long, long striped Dr. Who scarf. He was a HUGE fan.

And, by the way, TOTALLY Kerrybot here.

[elshiva]

63. My favorite is Sylvester McCoy

wonderful Scottish Doctor, always playing the spoons.

[ginnyinWI]

18. aha! this poll proves it

we are all voting the same way! proof that we are indeed mindless Kerrybots!!

[LittleClarkie]

24. Kerry krishna... Kerry krishna .... krishna , krishna... Kerry, Kerry...

Would you like a flower in your lapel and a copy of "A New War"? It was written by our guru, The Most Excellent Wonk of All Time, The Honorable John Kerry, blessed be his name.

Kerry krishna... Kerry krishna .... krishna , krishna... Kerry, Kerry...

[elshiva]

25. If Kerry read this post he would have one word for it:

"Silly."
He uses that word a lot in interviews. I dig that.

[ginnyinWI]

28. another recent fav word: "stunning" n/t

[Der Blaue Engel]

39. Silly is one of my favorite words

It says what it does; it does what it says.

I always think of Graham Chapman when I hear it, too. Kerry as Chapman...giggle...now that's Silly. Stop that!

[elshiva]

62. This is one of the silliest threads I've ever read.

Kerry reminds me more of John Cleese, than Chapman have to do a photo comparison sometime.

[elshiva]

64. As in...

"Stop this sketch it's silly." Chapman used to stop the silliest sketches dressed as an army commander. Kerry could do that with this thread.

[WildEyedLiberal]

26. *pffbt* (spits drink out of nose laughing)

Hahaha...

[JohnKleeb]

27. Kerrybot because I actually like and admire the guy

and I am not head over heels for the two DU favorties of the primaries.

[rockymountaindem]

30. Nope, no Che shirts here.

I suppose if I had to pick from those, I'd go with the corporate whore one. If I'm gonna sell out, I'd like to get some money from the sale!

[CBHagman]

32. Spineless appeaser here.

I just HATE to see all of us fighting. :cry:

[angrydemocrat]

33. OK Now

Who is the rich corporate whores? According to this poll we have two of them lurking around here.

Kerrybot here. And proud to be. John Kerry:yourock:

[rockymountaindem]

34. See my post above.

[angrydemocrat]

36. LOL

Well there is still one other vote out. But your wild. This place does that to people. You can't hang around with the LLL gang and not be wild yourself it rubs off.

[Firespirit]

37. Sycophant #12348765 reporting

I have been permitted to leak the following privileged information about our Cult:

-Upon initiation into the Cult of Kerry, we must all change our names to one containing the name of Our Leader. (The initiation rite itself--at least the women's rite--will remain a secret of the Cult.)

-We must all fall on our knees before the Great DLC Crystal and say prayers to it ten times a day.

-Of course, we must unquestioningly obey any and all commands of Our Leader.

-We must give our fortunes to Our Leader to support him in his privileged lifestyle. This does not bother us because we receive favors in return if we like.

[Der Blaue Engel]

40. So does that make me

Der Blaue Kerry Engel?
Der Blaue Kerrycrat Engel?
Der Kerry Engel?

Or just John?

:silly: <---see? Silly!

[Firespirit]

41. Whatever he tells you your name is.

You know that, don't you? He gets to name each and every one of us. I am Kerryspirit. (WEL is Mrs. Ex-Kerry, as she will discover soon enough. :7)

Oh yes, if we read anything, it must be either approved by him or be a volume of the Kerry Manifesto, or the Book of Kerry. Our daily rituals include a viewing of Going Upriver. There is also the Kerrycrat Oath, in which we vow eternal undying hatred for all who ran against him in the primary (except for Edwards, who saw the error of his ways and was inducted into the Cult).


OK, looks like I've had too much caffeine and sugar already.

[Der Blaue Engel]

42. Brothers and Sisters

John Kerry spoke to me last night while I fasted and prayed (okay, so I had a couple of cookies!) and smote me on the forehead, saying, "Yea, verily, do I say unto thee, Der Blaue Engel, thou art now one of Kerry's Angels, and ye shall be called Der Blauekerry (rhymes with Valkerie), and ye shall spread my gospel to the ends of the earth, or at least the ends of the San Francisco bi-poly-perv community, whichever shall come first."

Thus spake John Kerry (channeling a voice not unlike Captain Jean-Luc Picard), "Make it so!"

(Touch my forehead; it's still warm and glowey.)

[WildEyedLiberal]

43. Oh no you DIDN'T

Besides, our Lord and Leader is God. He can have as many wives as He wants.

I must warn you, however, that to become a Mrs. Kerry, you must past a Severe Test of Endurance and Skill. So far, I am the only acolyte devoted enough to the pleasure of Our Leader to earn that title.

Are you prepared for the Test?

[Firespirit]

44. Am I prepared for the Test, she wants to know.

BRING IT ON!

:evilgrin:

[TayTay]

45. Can I just be a guard-at-the-door?

A Kerry-Orc? (Kerry-Hurak-Hai?) Just me, with a frickin' baseball bat and a two-by-four, ready to meet and greet anyone who dares to question the will of the Annointed One? That would touch me to the outermost corners of my little girlie heart. Hehehe!

TayTay the Enforcer. Bitch by design. At his command.

[WildEyedLiberal]

46. Sure!

Our Beloved One needs enforcers. In fact, given my pugnacious nature, I would volunteer for the job myself, if I weren't so busy attending to His Majesty's pleasure.

[TayTay]

47. Okay, but the job does entail some

ah, face time, right? Getting orders, checking on the arsenal, finding out who is on the personal shit list today? That kind of thing. I don't just want to be your garden variety Enforcer, I want some, ah, instructional time with The Man. (If I don't have personal time, then I am going to take my deadly weapons and go home and have a hissy fit. It's the Enforcer way.)

[Firespirit]

48. Direct from the Oracle

Since the Leader's whereabouts are not known to me now, I went to the Vault, spoke the Secret Phrase, and consulted the Mystical Oracle of Kerry on this matter. The great Oracle says that this is indeed the wish of the Leader, but that he requests that there be no Orcs in his presence and will not transform you into one.

I then asked the Oracle just where exactly he was, but this other voice issued forth from it, telling me that he was occupied. This displeases me.

[TayTay]

49. Eeewey, I don't want to look like an Orc!

They have absolutely terrible complexion problems. Nobody with Orc-face can get face time with The Leader. (Eeooweey, yuck. Would you want that hanging around the Mansion? Really now.)

Maybe Orc is a bad choice. I want their guarding ability, just not their hair and makeup people. (Honestly, all Kerrybots should be at least not fugly, it's a bad image for The Leader. )

(Fugly = F*cking Ugly.)

I have screwed up my post. I now will go and jump off a bridge or something in the Ancestral Home City of The Leader. Unless pardoned somehow.

Damn! And it was going so well too!

[WildEyedLiberal]

51. You can still grovel for his forgiveness

Our Leader will of course punish you for your transgressions, because He ill tolerates failure, but because He is loving and perfect, He will give you an opportunity for atonement.

[TayTay]

53. Oh Goodie!

I will throw myself on the floor in front of him and beg forgiveness. Though I am but a humble screw-up and not worthy of his magnanimity, I will beg anyway. Perhaps I can run garbage detail for a few days, whilst I ponder the meaning of absolute service and unquestioning devotion. (Damn, I have to remember to restart those programming tapes at night while I'm sleeping. I forgot yesterday and, now look what happened.)

I am open to other forms of punishment as well, as The Leader see fit. (Hmm, I think I will make a trip to the mall and get a change of outfits for that one.)

[WildEyedLiberal]

55. While the Leader's punishments are harsh

They are a necessary part of our whole devotion to Him. However, because He is so great and kind, he does not enjoy seeing His loyal followers suffer. Once you have been punished enough, He may see fit to, ah, ease your pain.

[TayTay]

57. His mercy overwhelms me!

That he might favor a humble (but smartly dressed for the occasion) toad is almost more than I can bear. I will see to it that the appropriate rooms in the Humble Ancestral Castle in the Great Grumpy Ancestral Hometown are properly prepared and, ahm, outfitted.

Oh Goodie! Punishment and forgiveness. All in one night! He truly is a Man of Wondrous Proportions!

(Okay, this is starting to sound like it must continue in another forum. We have 15 year olds hanging about here you know!)

[WildEyedLiberal]

50. You DARE question Our Leader's whereabouts??

My GOD, woman, have you FORGOTTEN the Cardinal Tenet of our faith? NEVER QUESTION MIGHTY JOHN'S AUTHORITY. EVER.

My, my, my, you will be punished for this... oh, dear. What will Our Leader have in store for you?

[Firespirit]

52. Might I make some suggestions to him

as to how he can demonstrate his power?

[WildEyedLiberal]

54. Our Leader would not permit such an impertinent display

However, I do believe I saw some rather, ah, shall we say, "racy" accouterments in the Palace the other day, ones which might be suitable for punishing errant acolytes.

[Firespirit]

56. The problem

The problem with unquestioning obedience and devotion is that it is not possible to dislike anything that the Leader could do. Disliking an action of his means that one's mind is not completely assimilated. Since a deed can't be a punishment if it is not disliked, how, then, is punishment even possible?

I shall repeat myself. Bring it on.

[WildEyedLiberal]

58. Punishment becomes unnecessary

Once you are completely and wholly devoted to the will of Our Leader. At that point, you may share in His magnanimous grace and light, as a member of the elite Chosen Ones.

[Firespirit]

59. Being a Chosen One

of the Cult of Kerry sounds like a good thing.

I think.

Depending on what we are chosen for.

Ahh, the only way to know is to find out, unless the Leader will tolerate a question of that nature. In the event that it would displease him to be asked what the Chosen Ones are chosen for, I pre-emptively grovel at his, um, size 14+ (I presume) feet.

And I seek his forgiveness if I have underestimated this dimension.

Hmm, what does this post work out to, offending him or pleasing him?

[WildEyedLiberal]

60. I do believe you have groveled sufficiently to please him

However, though I pride myself on my close relationship with Our Holy Leader, I would never presume to speak for him, so my opinion matters little.

[Firespirit]

61. Good -- I don't like groveling.

Not even to the Leader.

:evilgrin:

And now I shall sit back, smirk, and wait for the fireworks.

[WildEyedLiberal]

65. He heard that

And you WILL be punished.

[Firespirit]

66. Well whatever he does

Please try to dissuade him from expelling me from the Order, that is, if you have that kind of clout.

I don't know if I could stand being thrown to the Che Shirt Neo-Naderite Army. He will just have to learn to cope with my disobedient self.

...Oh, I am really digging myself in deep. :D

[WildEyedLiberal]

67. Our great and loving leader would never throw you to those barbarians

However, he might have to break out the Comfy Chair after all that impertinence.

[Firespirit]

68. I'm not afraid of John Kerry's Comfy Chair.

He could push me into his Chair anytime.

*ahhhh*

I confess!


Ahh, this Comfy Chair is working on my brain now. I feel myself becoming part of the Order....

Uhh... did he sit here last or something? I sense his presence....

[elshiva]

69. The Comfy Chair! Not the Comfy Chair.

I confess, I confess!

[TayTay]

Is the comfy chair, by any chance, leather?

Oooh, that might be really really comfy. Hmmm, having to sit in the comfy leather chair and be properly chastised for transgressions. Okay, I can deal.

[TayTay]

70. Either this is a duplicate post

or that comfy chair means more to me than I can ever say. Hmmmmmm.

[WildEyedLiberal]

73. Maybe you're a glutton for punishment?

:evilgrin:

[TayTay]

77. Well, I did buy the new outfit

It's a shame to have this go to waste. But isn't the Leader in DC. I shall await further instructions on what to do should he venture back to the Ancestral Lands.

I bet there is a comfy chair in the Ancestral Home as well. Again, Oh Goodie!

[elshiva]

80. TayTay Comfy Chair=Kerry?

If not shame on me....

[Der Blaue Engel]

38. I just had to do it; I couldn't help myself

Warmongering baby killer has such a lovely ring to it.

:evilgrin:

If it weren't for my secret desire to personally go out and gun down every baby on earth (hey, somebody's gotta do it; ever see When Babies Attack on Mad TV? It ain't pretty!), I'd have picked goosestepping Kerry-cultist, hands down. (Hands...down....)

[JohnKleeb]

71. One who just woke up

after being integorated for candy by a blonde bastid. Whats up people?

[WildEyedLiberal]

72. Man, no one is a DLC sellout?

I'm so disappointed in you guys! :P

[JohnKleeb]

74. nah I am just a democrat, none of that new democrat junk

[WildEyedLiberal]

78. Whatever Kleeb, you're a DINO

We're all DINOs here. But what kind of DINO are you?

[JohnKleeb]

79. the one with hte most results

I admit it, I like Kerry and don't like seeing assholes bash him on the count of one vote then fawn over people who have had no say in all this, monday morning quarterbacks, them.

[TheDonkey]

75. I was called a corporate whore

because I liked Kerry's speech during the primary debates about not punishing business.

[vinessa4freedom]

76. Cult

most definitely.

[paulk]

81. I am "Mr. Center Left"

Someone called me that once here at DU and meant it as an insult.

LOL!

[JohnKleeb]

82. aww youre awful

Just because you dont think lenin is good :silly:.