Kerry on Sporting News (some funny quips)

[beachmom]

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=193688

You can read the stuff about the MLB/DirecTV deal at the link. Here's the more fun stuff:

The big cheese

SN: You once referred to Lambeau Field as Lambert Field. Would you consider donning one of those cheese-head hats as a means of repaying your debt to society?

Kerry: No, the whole cheese on the head thing doesn't work for me. But I would gladly watch Brett Favre at Lambeau Field any Sunday.

The ice man

SN: You played hockey, lacrosse and soccer during your school days. Which was your favorite and which were you best at?

Kerry: Probably hockey, and it's still one of my favorite sports to watch. Have you ever been to the Beanpot tournament in Boston? I also like baseball. And who doesn't love the Tom Brady-led Patriots?

The trash-talker

SN: You're 6-4 -- can you dunk on pretty much anybody in Washington?

Kerry: Yes -- and someday I will show you my victory celebration.

The realist

SN: Seriously, how bad would you and John Edwards beat the president and Dick Cheney in two-on-two?

Kerry: Oh, man. We would have a field day

[globalvillage]

1. I agree with him on the cheese head thing.

Some people can pull off dairy on the head, but I think the Senator would just look silly.

JMHO, of course.

[TayTay]

2. I agree

some people just were not meant by God to have cheese on their head. Nothing against our fine friends in Wisconsin (or is that Illinois WEL?) but only certain people can pull that look off.

[karynnj]

3. It was an adorable look for the Edwards kids

But I doubt it would lead to the usual comment that the Senator looked "Presidential".

[dwahzon]

4. Oh my Tay Tay

what an insult to Bears fans.

No, Packer fans are the cheeseheads.

Bear Fans are flatlanders.

[TayTay]

5. I know

But WildEyedLiberal knows what I mean. (Illinois makes cheese, right? I know it's one of those states west of Rte 128.)