Time for Kerry lovin'!!!

[WildEyedLiberal]

Come on girls!! Tell everybody: it's time for a new LLL thread!

I've about spent my hot Kerry pix on that last thread, so any I posted here would be dupes. Other people with HOT Kerry pics, feel free to post, and I'll make an appropriately naughty comment. Let the naughtiness flow freely!

I'll begin:




God, this picture NEVER GETS OLD. He's TOO SEXY for WORDS.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[ginnyinWI]

1. Don't have too many new ones left either but

here ya go:

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[angrydemocrat]

19. Wow I Like That One !

he looks so great and with the great background it is a great picture!
Of course any picture of John is great!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[ginnyinWI]

2. this one is from Mt Horeb, Wisconsin

It was while he was prepping for the debates. He visited some locals in a diner there.

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[WildEyedLiberal]

15. Why can't that be me?

Granted, I'd probably try to surreptitiously put my hand on his thigh and get my ass kicked, but still. Why can't that be me?

[Vektor]

26. I'd be totally groping him under the table if I were her. n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

27. LOL

See my above comment.

[Vektor]

28. ROTFLMAO

OH SHIT!
You and I definitely have some common interests.
You might encounter my hand while groping.
OOPS!!

[WildEyedLiberal]

30. You take his left leg, I'll take his right

We'll meet in the middle.

:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

31. HAHAHA

*GASP*
I was opening a reply window to ask "What about what's in the middle?"

You may be my evil braintwin.

[WildEyedLiberal]

32. YOU ARE MY KIND OF GIRL

A horny Kerry perv just like me!

SWEET!

[Vektor]

33. YAY!!

Glad to be here, spreading the sickie Kerry lust.

[ginnyinWI]

3. biking

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legs, anyone?? :)

[seito]

7. You got one of these in spandex?

:evilgrin:

[WildEyedLiberal]

18. Trying to capture a glimpse, seito?

I know you, you naughty girl. And I like it.

:evilgrin:

[WildEyedLiberal]

20. Where'd you go, seito?

I'm missing the kinkiness.

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. Yes, please!

:evilgrin:

[GRLMGC]

4. You guys are funny

I don't find the man hot, haha. I'm sorry. To each his own!

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. THEN GET OUT OF THE LLL THREAD

LMAO!

Just kidding! :P

I hope you weren't too shocked and horrified at the naughtiness from last night.

[GRLMGC]

6. That was somethin else

I'm sorry I crashed the thread. That was rude of me :)

[JohnKleeb]

8. neither do I but I think his daughters are cute especially alexandra

:) you wanna have a lets kick a certain TV cook's ass thread, I like kicking ass when I have the chance.

[GRLMGC]

9. Totally kick that ho's ass

I hate Rachael Ray!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

12. Well you could start by spitting in her food

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. So why do you hate this ho?

[WildEyedLiberal]

10. I'm kinda glad you don't think he's hot, Kleeb

What would the ladies of DU do if they thought you played for the other team?

Are you talking about Emeril?

[JohnKleeb]

11. hah I dunno

and remember theres the third way, or switch hitting as I call it. Nah I am talking about Rachel Ray, GRLMCC wants to kick her ass, and I being a very hetero guy and lover of cat fights want to promote this bout. He's a good looking guy, Kerry is, I thought it was stupid that people made fun of his looks.

[WildEyedLiberal]

13. Why does GRLMGC want to kick Rachel Ray's ass?

[JohnKleeb]

16. facial expressions bug her I think

If I remember correctly, I forget stuff easily.

[GRLMGC]

34. Damn right

and her stupid voice and her stupid gestures. It makes me want to kick her ass.

[saracat]

21. I was going to try to post a couple of Kerry and moi, but they are on

Hubby's computer and he is sleeping. He isn't as nuts as I am! Hey, WEL, did you know Kerry loooves chocolate cake? I saw him really take his time choosing just the right peice in a buffet line at lunch.I admit, I juge people by what they eat! And he polished off the whole thing with real enthusiasm. My table was nest to his and I watched him. I love a man with an appetite, don't you girls?

[WildEyedLiberal]

22. How did you get to sit next to him?

WTF, woman? Trade places with me for a day?

Yeah - maybe it was you who said this - about him eating a huge plateful of food at a buffet line. Yes, a man as big *ahem* as John needs to eat hearty. Mmmm, and chocolate!

He could feed ME chocolate cake...

:evilgrin:

[saracat]

23. My table was just next to his is all. I was campaign manager for a

congressional candidate and he wanted to sit there. Hey WEL, did you catch this fantasy? I asked Vector to join us!

Vektor (513 posts) Thu Jan-06-05 02:29 AM
Original message
Because some things are so effin' funny: A DEMOCRAT'S WET DREAM


Someone asked about fantasies?

Jan. 6th arrives. When it comes time to certify the election, every Democratic Senator EXCEPT FOR ONE, stands up, and contests.

Then, John McCain stands up, and says "This is for questioning my patriotism and making fun of my "black" child, you racist pig-bastard!

A hush falls over the Senate floor as the one seated "Democrat", Zell Miller, stands up, blathering and salivating, and screams "GIT OUTTA MY FACE!" then challenges everyone present to a duel.

The doors swing open, and John Kerry, looking hotter than Georgia asphalt, clad in his military flight suit with the strategically placed crotch straps, strides in, shoves Miller back into his seat, and says, "Sit down you 'Cain from Poltergeist' looking mother fucker."



Then, Kerry does a little crotch grab for emphasis, and says "I've got your spitballs, right here, bitch."

Then he becomes President, and I buy a blue dress and become a White House intern.

(Because anything great starts with a dream.)

The End.

[WildEyedLiberal]

24. OMG, yes

Actually I think I said Vektor was welcome to a catfight, because I TOTALLY have dibs on being John's intern. He is so mine.

Guess I'd better go stock up on cigars, eh? ;)

[saracat]

25. Vector said she would be coming over! OMG, we are recruiting!

[Vektor]

29. EL SICKO has arrived. n/t