Hi. I was invited here for some hot Kerry lovin'.

[Vektor]

I brought some Mad Dog 20/20/
:beer:

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. Hot Kerry lovin' is the only kind

My favorite picture ever:



:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

So, do I have to fight you for official title of "John's Intern"?

[Vektor]

2. No Ma'am...

There's way more beefcake than I could handle!
Me: Mon, Wed, Fri.
You: T, Th, Sat.
Sunday?
A day of rest?
NAH!
FREE FOR ALL!!

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. SWEET

Works for me!

Who wants to buy the cigars?

:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

4. Oh my....

Maybe we can get Camel Wides instead.

I'm on a budget.

[LittleClarkie]

5. Tiparillos perhaps

Ahem.

Howdy!

[WildEyedLiberal]

7. LittleClarkie!

FINALLY joins a smut thread! 'Bout time.

[Vektor]

9. Hello....

We can totally do some Clark porn.

[WildEyedLiberal]

13. O. M. G.

We can totally do some Kerry and Clark threesome porn.

How hot would THAT be?

On edit: it would help if I could type 'hot'.

[Vektor]

15. I'm not sure, but I'd be willing to give it a try.

I'm willing to go that extra mile for my country, after all.

[WildEyedLiberal]

21. Or should they take turns?

[Vektor]

23. I suppose..

it depends on how adventurous one is.....

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. Well, where hot Dems are concerned

Anything goes!

[Vektor]

27. Well, GOSH!

According to the freepers, we're all drunk, drugged out, sex perverts.
They have the pervert part right.
And, well, right now, I am on a little of the Vicodin. A'la Rush.
And there was a matter of a drink...
But I had SEARING menstrual cramps.
I know you ladies can back me up on this.

[WildEyedLiberal]

29. Well, if we're perverts

At least we aren't delusional perverts, like the freepers.

They think BUSH is hot.

We think he



is hot.


BECAUSE HE IS! HEY, LURKING FREEPERS: YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME. YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME SWEET KERRY LOVIN'.

[Vektor]

39. WAIT A MINUTE

Freeper women think Bush is HOT?!?!?!

Really?!?!

I have never been able to find evidence of this!!!
My fried and I, curious if this was the case, once infiltrated a freeper chat and mentioned casually that Bush was hot...(NOT REALLY-- WE WERE TESTING!) they called us freaks and booted us!

I wondered if Freepettes thought Bush was sexy, but haven't been able to find one that would admit to it. Hell, I know a few Repub ladies that have said that they hate Kerry's policy, but think he's hot, and totally understand why women like him.

[WildEyedLiberal]

45. Oh, it's even worse than that

There was a whole thread devoted to how hot CHENEY is at free republic. They spent 200 posts LUSTING over CHENEY. They thought RUMMY was gorgeous, too. And it seemed sort of a given that they wanted Bush - every now and then one would mention it. And my Republican male friend tried to convince me that Bush was cute and Kerry was ugly. I was like, "grow some eyes, bucko. Not my fault Kerry's twice your size."

In every sense of the word.

[Vektor]

52. I...what...*blinks*...

CHENEY???
CHENEY???

Ok, I am astounded.

CHENEY?!!?!?

I guess Rumsfeld is at least an ok looking guy...he isn't abnormal or anything. Bush is just sort of a dork, but....

Cheney?

I...wow.

[Vektor]

11. Don't shut me out, Little Clarkie...

We coulda HAD something. Why won't you just LOVE ME????

[LittleClarkie]

86. Oh dear lord

I'm a four flushing two timer! I admit it.

[Vektor]

88. Tee-hee...

look at that face!!

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. Hmm well

There is a free option available...

[Vektor]

8. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard...

...in my effin life. I had no idea the DU had a "Kerry pervert" chamber. I have found a home.
*weeps*
Also, the free option....is priceless.

[saracat]

14. Isn't this a happy place?

We do Kerry floaty hearts here! I lost my floaty heart virginity to Kerry yesterday! Sigh!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: We don't need no Keef. We got Kerry!

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. John has deflowered so many of us with his floaty hearts o' love

I wonder if he knows what a freaking STUD he is.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Vektor]

20. I am so glad...

I am not the only pervert sick in love with this hot piece of Democratic beefcake.

[WildEyedLiberal]

24. Oh dear God woman

Welcome to my life for the past several months.

Check out these hands:




What do you want those hands to do to you?

:loveya:

[Vektor]

30. I have checked them out....

with utmost scrutiny. They are magnificent.

[WildEyedLiberal]

33. And BIG

So very BIG, and LONG, and LOVELY.

Such LONG, AGILE, GRACEFUL fingers. Perfect for.... things.

Such as playing the piano, for instance.

[Vektor]

35. And fiddling with small knobs...

..and um, stuff.

[WildEyedLiberal]

38. OMG!

Bravo!

Couldn't have done that better if I tried.

And, uh, testing the waters... to see if it's ok to dive in... and, uh, other stuff.

[Vektor]

42. The worst part....

Ok, not the worst, but one of the many sucky parts about Kerry not being Pres....is that I can't see him on TV every day.

I NEED THAT FIX.

[WildEyedLiberal]

48. I know

I see him on TV and my heart rate jumps to like 120.

He's so f-ing beautiful.

Does he know how hot he is?

I look at him every day, because that gorgeous Rolling Stone cover is on my wall beyond my computer, so I just sit and stare. :loveya:

[Vektor]

51. He is a god among men...

totally incredibly HAWT. I too am a junkie.

[WildEyedLiberal]

54. I love seeing him in casual clothes, too

His ass in jeans....

:o

Let me get my hands on you, boy!

[Vektor]

58. I'd like to see his casual clothes...

"casually" strewn about my bedroom floor.

[WildEyedLiberal]

59. I'd like to see him

casually strewn across my bed.

[Vektor]

60. I'd like to see him....

strewn casually across ME.

*tiny shudder*

[WildEyedLiberal]

62. Mmmm

I think I just peed again.

Oh wait...

[Vektor]

63. HAHAHA

Damn leaks! Did you get to see my reply to "how naughty was the thread?"

[WildEyedLiberal]

64. Yeah and damn

Let me KNOW the next time you go into tawdry detail! I want to be there!

[Vektor]

65. I most certainly will! n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

66. OMG this picture!

LOOK AT HIS INDIANA JONES JACKET!!!

All he needs is a rumpled fedora. And a WHIP.

Harrison who?

[Vektor]

67. I NEED

to do it with him.

[WildEyedLiberal]

68. ME TOO

How are we going to go about doing that?

BTW.... you should respond to my inquiry in the WMD thread. I followed your link to the ELection forum, but the idiot patrol is too much to stand. I need to stay in here and talk about John's sexy body.

[Vektor]

69. Ok..though my last post to that Beeeyotch

KICKED ASS.

[WildEyedLiberal]

70. But I'm a lover, not a fighter

Although that person was pissing me off too. For real.



DON'T INSULT THIS MAN!

HIS HAREM WILL COME AFTER YOU!!

[Vektor]

71. My message at the end was funny!

About the alligator wrestling and what not.

[WildEyedLiberal]

72. Yes, it was

I laughed. And playing an accordian with his ass cheeks... LOL.



What's he thinking about?

[Vektor]

73. I'm thinking about his right hand...

...and wishing I was it.

[WildEyedLiberal]

74. I'm thinking about his boxers

And wishing I were them.

[Vektor]

75. I'm thinking about Teresa

and wishing I were HER.

[WildEyedLiberal]

76. RIGHT NOW.

[Vektor]

77. She is SO friggin lucky

Can you imagine just being able to roll over and grab it ANYTIME?
I'd die.
DIE I TELL YOU.

[WildEyedLiberal]

78. I hope she does

If she doesn't take him up on that every single day and night, I'm marching to Boston and throwing myself at him. That man should never go 24 hours without a great piece of ass.

[Vektor]

79. If he were mine

he wouldn't go 24 seconds.

[WildEyedLiberal]

80. No kidding

I'd jump that every time we were alone. And maybe sometimes when we weren't. :o

[Vektor]

81. I seriously

would not be able to keep my hands off him....it would be impossible.

[WildEyedLiberal]

82. I'd be the kinkiest political wife ever

I'd probably give him a squeeze onstage at the DNC. While deeply french kissing him, of course.

Which would make giving his acceptance speech really... hard.

[Vektor]

83. I'd have to be sedated.

I would be trying to get at his wiener during the debates and shit. Hiding under the podium....

[WildEyedLiberal]

84. Yeah I couldn't do the perfunctory hugs after the debates

I'd start hardcore making out. And bitch slap his opponents wife (fucking Laura Bush or whoever else) who even looks at him askance. "That's MY sexy man! You get your dirty harlot hands off!"

[Vektor]

85. It would be difficult

to maintain any decorum at all around him. Ever.

[Sydnie]

87. I remember Teresa saying something at an appearance once about

wishing she could get to know her husband a bit better ... anybody remember that? It was overtly sexual -- hinting that she wished she could snag a bit of him just about then!

[Vektor]

18. Was it the pool pic...

that did it?

My married Republican friend turned at the site of that.
I showed her the pic, and she said "Jesus. He is HOT." Then she confessed that she actually voted for him, but her husband didn't know it.

[bunny planet]

92. Definitely the pool pic took me right over the top in lust/love as soon as

I saw it. Before the pool pic, I just thought he was handsome and I wanted to lick his teeth. But the pool pic, OMG, there are no words adequate enough to get across the feelings that pic brings on.

(pouring ice cold water over my head now!!!!! that's better)

[bunny planet]

91. Most def. I post floaties for KO too but he is nada compared to

John boy.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. Oh, the Kerry pervert chamber

is RIGHT HERE! Every night in the Kerry forum, baby. ALL NIGHT!

[Vektor]

32. Jesus

How did I not know?
I am weeping at the beauty of this place.

[WildEyedLiberal]

36. Isn't it paradise?

We call it the Oasis. Stay a while, peel a few grapes, enjoy the beauty and radiance of the Kerry Nirvana. All John, all the time.



Who doesn't want this man? You must be BLIND if you don't think he's a sweet hunk of man flesh.

[Vektor]

47. I think I just peed a little,

oh, nevermind.

It wasn't pee.

[WildEyedLiberal]

56. ROFLMAO

Me too... think anyone'll notice?

[Vektor]

61. Nah...

Just wear absorbent underthings.

[saracat]

10. Hey, you found us!

[Vektor]

12. I'm all over it like white on rice.

:evilgrin:

[saracat]

19. And best of all, NO WS> wet blankets!

[Vektor]

22. No whiners!!

"He didn't fight hard enough..he gave up..wah wah wah"

SLAP!

SHADDAP!!!!!

Kerry rules.

[WildEyedLiberal]

26. Excellent retort.

SHUT UP! KERRY RULES!

That's all I'm saying to the whiny babies from now on.

SHUT UP! KERRY RULES! DEAL WITH IT!

[Vektor]

28. I like to accuse them of penis envy-

Only works on male posters.
We should form an alliance of people who will come to Kerry's aid when he is attacked.

[WildEyedLiberal]

31. LOL

So should that be the retort to males?

"Yeah? You just wish you were hung like Big John."

Well, there is the Libidinous Liberal Lasses (LLL) aka the John Kerry Estrogen Brigade.

[Vektor]

34. Where do I sign up...

I wonder of he knows HOW many women think he is so hot and want to, well, erm...YOU KNOW.

[saracat]

40. Well after all the hollywood hotties he dated, like Morgan Fairchild and

Catheine Oxenberg! Anyone remember the rest? They sure thought he was hot!

[Vektor]

43. I only knew of those two...

...were there others?

[saracat]

46. Yeah. There were. There is a great memoir

by a not so famous girlfriend he hid.Have you read that? Seriously.They stayed "in' all the time!

[Vektor]

49. WHAT?

Tell me more....
*salivates*
I have heard about a relationship with a campaign worker years back...never knew any details...

[WildEyedLiberal]

50. If I ever met him

I would have to try really really really really really HARD not to fondle, squeeze, stroke, caress, or otherwise naughtily touch any part of his body.

[Vektor]

53. I know...

He waved to me at a rally, and I literally needed to be revived.

[WildEyedLiberal]

55. It's probably a good thing I didn't get to shake his hand when I saw him

I would've sqealed like a teen who just touched her pop idol.

[Vektor]

57. I had a difficult time..

He was so electrifying that I got disoriented...

[saracat]

37. I found a great picture but I don't know how to post it ,Wah!! !

[WildEyedLiberal]

41. Hmm

Get an account at photobucket.com, upload it there, then copy-paste the html tag to your message here. If it's Kerry hotness, we want to see!

[saracat]

44. I will try. I am a compujerk. I can send pix in emails and I usually copy

them. oh, well. Photobucket.

[GRLMGC]

89. Wow, this thread is dirty

And I'm not easily shocked. Congratulations ;)

[JohnKleeb]

90. neither am I

Tellin ya, I have had proof since I was very young that girls are more dirty than boys, not like that is a bad thing.