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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 09:50 PM
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I feel a creative urge coming on.
Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 09:52 PM by Vektor
kerry's ripe jockstrap
worn as an oxygen mask
my own "breathe right" strip

his bicycle seat
the luckiest thing on earth
cradles hot buttocks

turgid liberal
his fenway frank succulent
make mine a foot long
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 11:24 PM
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1. I think those haikus are the best so far.
Nice.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 11:51 PM
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2. I had a good feeling about those three...
I guess it was wise to give into the urge then. :-)
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 03:42 AM
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3. You feel like pontificating on Kerry's hair, Vektor?
It's his hair I'm loving this week.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 10:58 PM
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6. HAIR you go!
silvery helmet
gleaming atop man so fine
his crowning glory

hair so full and lush
always looks so SEXcellent
rockin' follicles

good hair day today
kerry looks so fine it hurts
we love you, breck man
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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 05:41 AM
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4. Nice!
I especially like the second and third ones! You really painted pictures with those two - something for me to ponder all day while I'm out working. :)
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 06:39 AM
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5. Another scorcher
Edited on Sat Aug-13-05 06:41 AM by TayTay
Damn, now I guess I'll be thinking of something else when I sit down to watch the Sawx tonight. Hmmm, subliminal message: Must have Fenway Frank. Hmmmmmm! Husband looks at me funny. You never craved Fenway Franks before. Yeah, but must have Fenway Frank NOW!

Sigh! Husband thanks Vektor later.

Love ya girlfriend.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 10:59 PM
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7. WICKED SCO-CHAH!
Love ya too. :-)
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