John Kerry Terrorist

[Dr Ron]

There's a definite flaw in automated search engines.

Run a search for John Kerry in Yahoo News and they suggest searching for "john kerry terrorist or "john kerry iraq"

[LeftyLizzie]

1. I noticed this, too.

Also, if you search for Teresa Heinz, sometimes "teresa heinz divorce" comes up. (Some people seem to think that, whenever she doesn't use the "Kerry" in her last name, that means that she's dissing John or some such thing. They don't realize that she uses "Kerry" only when doing things of a political nature.)

[_dynamicdems]

2. What?!

This is bull! This is no flaw. Somebody had to do this deliberately.

[Dr Ron]

4. Might be automated

There were lots of searches recently related to the claims Kerry called soldiers terrorists. An automated system might have found lots of searches with the words "john kerry terrorist" in them leading the system to suggest this search.

[europegirl4jfk]

3. And Yahoo Search

I got this on Yahoo search:

Also try: senator john kerry, john kerry biography, john kerry pictures,
john kerry daughter, john kerry jury duty, john kerry jokes, john kerry sucks,
john kerry speech, john f. kerry, john kerry quotes, john kerry on iraq,
john kerry gay wolves, john kerry vietnam, john kerry 2008, john kerry running mate,
john kerry on the issues, john kerry for president, john kerry website,
john kerry soundboard, john kerry abortion, john kerry games


Most of these are fine. But "John Kerry sucks" really sucks. ;-)
And what's about "John Kerry gay wolves"? :crazy:

[_dynamicdems]

5. LOL! "John Kerry gay wolves"

The words probably come up together frequently even thought they are not all related. I'd bet the wolves keyword stems from that anti-Kerry ad with the pack of wolves.

[BlueIris]

6. WHAT? Good Lord.

The haters are as desperate as ever. They wish Kerry were gay. Then they could justify their fantasies about him.

[TayTay]

7. So, what you are really saying is:

Secretly, they just want to make out with him? (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

[europegirl4jfk]

9. LOL, TayTay. Wasn't there some Kerry/Edwards...

... fan fiction out there last year? I remember stumbling upon some stuff that almost made me blush. :blush: But I can't really blame the writers. These two handsome guys as running-mates gave the slash fiction business a whole new dimension.

[_dynamicdems]

10. Well, they both have such nice hair! LOL!

You have to admit, some of those photos were hilarious! There is one with JK smiling at JE in severe closeup and JE has his eyes shut like he's waiting to be kissed. I sill LMAO over that one. Of course it was entirely innocent, but it looked soooo funny.

JK is a toucher. He touches people of both genders. He pats people on the back, grabs a shoulder or two. He also talks with his hands. Just his style. He's being open and friendly and supportive. He kisses women on the cheek, but never men. I'm glad to see he makes that distinction.

It cracked me up at the Rosa Parks statue dedication to see JK shake hands with Shrub, however. Kerry touched him a little more than the Preznit was comfortable with and the look on Shrub's face was priceless. I think he put his arm around Shrub's back or something. It was too funny.

[europegirl4jfk]

16. Kerry and guys ;-)

Yes, these photos were hilarious! I just checked the photos again and I found some of the two Johns. And Kerry with other guys. Very interesting. *g*

[_dynamicdems]

17. Hehehe. Looks like Joe Biden is whispering sweet nothings in JK's

ear. And some of the others....too funny!

You know that Kerry, he's just too cold and aloof. :rofl:

[jenndar]

18. Hahahahaha!

I agree. That one cracked me up most of all.

[_dynamicdems]

20. It is funny, but I love to see the camaraderie. JK is just a really

nice person who genuinely cares about other people. And he's not afraid to show affection for friends. That's about as cool as it gets. But the photos are sure pretty funny. TeeHee.

[TayTay]

19. Yeah, that was actually nice.

Coronation, ah, Inauguration Day was a tough one to get through. But Sen. Kerry did it some how. It was nice of Joe Biden to offer him some comfort.

[_dynamicdems]

21. It must have been a horrible day. JK looked terrific though. I think the

photos of him with the scarf are among my favorite. So noble and Presidental...sitting in the cold while that horrible creature was sworn in as President. The booing made it all the worse. I hope those people find a special place waiting for them in Hell.

The photo where he's knocking Sen. Max Baucus' cowboy hat off is classic. I guess what appeals to me is the boyish playfulness between serious Senatorial types. It is very endearing. They can hug all they want as far as I am concerned as long as it remains between Dems. But please: no hugging Repugs. Ewwww.

[europegirl4jfk]

22. That was the day I totally fell in love with him!

I already liked him very much before. But after the election I stayed away from all thinks politics, Kerry etc. on the Internet because it hurt so much. And then I saw this photo of him listening to Shrub and looking so cute! It was a revelation for me.

[_dynamicdems]

23. ::sigh:: Yeah, me too. That was quite a photo. Almost too heartbreaking.

God, I love that blue scarf on him! Quite revealing a photo too. It looks as if he's making a silent declaration: Okay, you won, but I'm not going away. I'll be watching what you do. And I'm going to do everything in my power to hold you accountable.

I've always admired Senator Kerry, and I was a complete cheerleader during the campaign, but I know how you feel: after the election, it became more personal. He became a hero to me. I've never witnessed such nobility, courage and determination before. Talk about your role models.

[_dynamicdems]

11. Hehe....time for another of your stories, TayTay.....

:rofl: :rofl:

[TayTay]

12. Ahm, TayTay abstains, courteously.

No thanks! I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole. Though, when you think about it, of course there was slash over our handsome ticket last year. (Honestly, best looking ticket, ever, if that matters.) Who are they going to write about: Bush & Cheney? (:puke: ) That is just sick. (You know, we have a healthy attitude toward this stuff in MA, it begins with 'what' and ends with 'ever.')

Besides, it's been done. We had that New Yorker parody, wherein That Friggin Idiot had, ahm, feelings for his opponent. That was hilarious.

[_dynamicdems]

13. Well certainly you saw the proof about Bush & Cheney....

[TayTay]

14. DD! There are certain things we simply cannot do

And showing the evil overlords with 'intent to commit' is one of them.

My eyes! My eyes!

[_dynamicdems]

15. You haven't seen that? It has been around for years. n/t

[globalvillage]

8. Google works great

an oldie but a goodie

google 'failure' and 'I'm feeling lucky'


I still laugh every time I do.