Latest Kerry email (just came in)

[Mass]

I have not yet posted - I am waiting to see if there is a statement on these issues that is not a call for money (though there is nothing wrong about raising money for getting the GOP out of power).

Dear Friend,

In the last 24 hours, we've seen troubling reports that Dick Cheney directed "Scooter" Libby to release classified information to discredit critics of the war in Iraq...we've heard hard-to-ignore accusations from a former top CIA official that the White House "cherry picked" intelligence to make the case for war...and we've received stunning evidence that the president sat on his hands and did nothing for 12 hours after the White House had been informed that the levees broke in New Orleans.

Enough is enough.

Contribute Today to Break Their Grip on Power

Yesterday, we launched our nine-month Break Their Grip on Power campaign and thousands of people from all across the nation have already acted. Add your voice to our efforts right now.

Let's expose the culture of corruption that has engulfed the Republican Congress and the culture of incompetence that has swallowed up the White House. Let's get the focus back on solving the enormous challenges the people of this country are facing because of lack of leadership from Washington.

Contribute Today to Break Their Grip on Power

Every step of the way in 2006, we'll support Democratic candidates - giving them the help they need to break the Republicans' grip on power.

And, when the Republicans and their henchmen launch their vicious attacks on our candidates, we'll fight back with force and redouble our support for any candidate they target.

That's what it's going to take to win - nine months of relentless effort. And it has to start now. Let's go to work.

Sincerely,

John Kerry

[TayTay]

1. I didn't get this.

But I will contribute anyway. This is a very, very good thing to do. I like it a lot. Fighting Dems!

[Island Blue]

2. I actually got this one.

:woohoo:

[TayTay]

3. Go ahead, rub it in.

Nobody loves me. I am alone and abandoned in the universe. I'm going to go eat garlic, sardine and onion sandwiches and ponder why the world is such a cruel place and no one will come near me. Sigh!

I want to get e-mail. Honestly, was it something I said? (Okay, either I get this e-mail by Sat am or another parody goes out tomorrow. Save yourselves now, just send me the friggin e-mail. I feel so lonely.)

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out and eat some worms!
Slip slop slimy ones.
Big fat greasy ones
I'm going out and eat some worms!

Please, send e-mail soon. I can't go on like this.

[globalvillage]

5. OMG. I feel your anguish, Tay.

I'm quite certain the Senator has personally scanned the database for our names and removed them so that we NEVER receive his e-mail again.
Probably in the dead of night, with a flashlight.
I just know he's hacked into the KAP servers with his two finger hunt and peck typing skills (pretty quick, though, from what I hear), and REMOVED OUR NAMES.
The Senator and Teresa both, most likely (she in a fabulous little black number, perfect for just such an occasion), snickering as they track down...GV...Tay Tay..."There they are!1!!1 DELETE THEM!"
They're probably giggling over it as we speak.
Oh, woe is me (and Tay Tay).

[TayTay]

7. Hmmm, maybe it was one of the infiltrators

Who understood our intrinsic relevance to the whole movement to keep JK's name in front of the web world and is trying to remove us from a vital source of information.

We need the 'Cone of Silence' to discuss this one. Sigh!

[YvonneCa]

4. I'm not getting them either...

...so sad.:cry: Is there a link to contribute on this one?

[Inuca]

6. Question

I clicked in the link in this email (yes, I do get them :-)) to give a bit of $, and after entering all the info, the browser is stuck on "processing, please wait a moment" for the last 5 minutes or more. Did something like this happen to anybody else? I am having no problem with my connection, btw, in spite of the light snow outside and my satellite connection, as witnessed by my posting here.