John at Burger King story

[JI7]

someone posted this in GD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x497889

but Burger King ? John needs to come to California so i can take him to In and Out for some real burgers. and it's really cheap so i can pay. hahha.

[TayTay]

1. That is a sweet story and a sweet thread

I love these 'revelations' that John Kerry is a fairly normal, albeit highly intelligent, human being. I love the threads that acknowledge that someone who has been successful in high level politics can actually be 'good with people.' They make me both want to smack myself on the forehead and smile at the same time.

[sandnsea]

30. Demented

I am having a demented day. I have posted about 5 posts in the wrong spot.

[FreedomAngel82]

36. Me too!

I love watching his earlier campaigning on cspan's site. You really get to know who he is and not so much security around. :loveya:

[ProSense]

2. At least he wasn't at

Texas Weiner

[Vektor]

4. He's not allowed there.

The Texas Weiner gets a bad case of envy.

[Vektor]

3. Um, JI7, do you have ANY IDEA...

...how difficult it is for me to NOT make a lewd joke about Kerry coming to California for a little "In & Out"...?

TRYING.

TO.

RESTRAIN.

MYSELF.

:crazy:

[ProSense]

5. Just don't use

the little banana smilie. Every time I see that thing...just thinking about it...


:rofl:

[Vektor]

7. Heh heh heh

Do you mean...
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[ProSense]

9. Thanks

Now I have to clean off my monitor...


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[globalvillage]

8. Vek, I was waiting for you

to reference Burger King's signature burger.

:evilgrin:

You are very well behaved lately.

[Vektor]

13. Gotta watch myself...

ya know, for the MOST part. :-)

[JI7]

32. imagine going up and asking him how his whopper is

i'm not sure i would be able to do that. but i would totally go up to him if i saw him alone like that.

[jillan]

25. rolling on the floor here. nt

[JI7]

31. hahahha

too funny. now everytime i think of In & Out and Whoppers i will think of this. but that's not a bad thing.

[globalvillage]

6. I hear he's a BK fan.

My fave fast food, too.
I will refrain from any reference to... nevermind.

[Island Blue]

10. Oh come on GV,

you know you want to talk about his Whopper.

[globalvillage]

11. Hehe

Talk is cheap.

[TayTay]

14. Have it your way, my dear.

I actually had a discussion with someone over whether or not the Burger King Super Bowl ad with women dressed as tomato slices, pickles and such was offensive to women. She argued that it should be deconstructed as a post-feminist willingness of women to play with the images of their own bodies. The counter-argument, of course, was that it was not a good thing to see women dressed as food and throwing themselves on 'the meat.'

Sigh! The argument goes on. I can see both sides.

[Vektor]

15. I guess it depends on who "the meat" is...

*Vektor dons her pickle costume and throws herself on the 100% grade-A prime quality hunk of Sir Loin that is John Kerry*

*Vektor scores a perfect landing*

*Vektor politely refrains from mayonnaise jokes*

[TayTay]

16. TayTay politely and primly refrains from

putting on her tomato costume, cuz it makes her look like a beachball. TayTay is greatly amused by the whole idea though. It might have merit.

We should form an exploratory committee and investigate forthwith!

[Vektor]

19. I like the idea of this committee...

...but who will be the "ranking member"?

[TayTay]

20. Well, experience and number of years of service

should matter, as well as, ahm, other factors that broadly favor, ahm, me.

[ProSense]

21. Is this a committee to

inspect Kerry's member?


:rofl:


Where is that web site?

[Island Blue]

22. Isn't JK the "ranking member" of the Whopper Committee?

At least when he's around, no one asks "where's the beef?"

[TayTay]

23. Okay, this is what happens when we don't have a proper

pic thread on Friday. We just go deep into innuendo land and can't come out again. Sigh! You'd think we'd a learned by now. Sigh!

[politicasista]

12. Cool story! n/t

[sandnsea]

17. Nice story

I'm torn between saying he ought to stop eating that fast food junk because we need him to live as long as possible; and wanting to know his secret for being able to eat yummy burgers and fries and stay so damned skinny!!!

But isn't life peculiar, just 2 years later and he's sitting alone in an airport. Contemplating the peculiarity of it all, and the fact that he's in a stupid airport in Wyoming while the world is plummeting into complete chaos. :freak:

[Island Blue]

18. That is a very strange thought isn't it?

How different the world would be right now if JK wasn't sitting in the BK in eating burgers and fries.

Oh, and if only his personal secret for staying thin could only be bottle and sold - the American people would elect him President for life!

[_dynamicdems]

33. Well, they are probably healthier than McDonalds burgers.

And he does need some fat in his diet, especially where he's so thin. He probably burns off all the calories he can consume because he works so hard and exercises a lot. And when he's not on the road, I'll bet Teresa makes him tow the mark diet-wise. The man is certainly no couch potato. I'd say he deserves a yummy burger every now and then, and some chocolate chip ice cream too!

In all honesty, I'd be curious to see what JK would look like, say 25lbs heavier. I bet he'd look FANTASTIC! (I'm not talking 25lbs around the middle. This guy is athletic.)

[JI7]

45. he gained some weight when he was on the crutches

because he couldn't move around as much. and he looked HOT HOT HOT

[_dynamicdems]

47. Exactly. There was a point somewhere around ten years ago when he

looked in really fantastic shape. When he's at optimal weight his face fills out and he looks far better on camera too. Not to mention, that he looks healtier with a little more weight, especially as he ages. Makes him look younger.

[jillan]

24. In-N-Out Burgers ARE the best...

Yum! Only junk food hamburger I will eat.
And love their fries.

On edit -
But I'd eat a Whopper if JK was hanging out in there.

[jillan]

26. Did you guys see this post in that thread?

http://www.lookalikes-usa.com/list2.cfm?NAME=johnkerry

not bad - ehhh???

[jillan]

27. Here's our other President

[Vektor]

29. Wow! The Gore one looks REALLY authentic!

The Kerry one is pretty good, but he sort of looks like a cross between Kerry and Nicholas Cage.

[karynnj]

37. I actually thought the Gore one was real - until I saw the

look a like label. The Kerry looks close enough that you would say he looks like JK, but I doubt he could be mistaken as him - the Gore one could be mistaken for Gore.

[TayTay]

38. Is there a lot of money in looking like Gore or Kerry?

What do these people do? I remember during the Dem Convention the local news had a guy who looked sort of like Sen. Kerry running around Faneuil Hall and I couldn't figure out what he got out of it. (Plus, I think he was only 5'11" or so, so it wasn't like you could mistake him for the 6'$" or so Kerry.)

Is there a lot of money in pretending to be pols?

[globalvillage]

39. Depends

on how much he looks like the Senator and how close it is to payday.

Or is that not what you meant?
:blush:

[TayTay]

40. Ooooooh, I hadn't thought of that.

Hey Vek, I think we found that Birthday present for so-and-so. (It's apparently a cheap-knock off, but, you know, not a terible idea alltogether.)

:rofl:

[WildEyedLiberal]

41. I hope I'm not "so and so"

I accept no substitutes. ;)

[TayTay]

42. This is true.

Having seen the real thing, there would be no accepting substitutes. We would know the real thing, even if we were somewhat to very inebriated. (We pass the test and move on.)

[WildEyedLiberal]

43. Also, my birthday is in November, so I miss out on a wild bash this summer

Alas. :evilfrown:

Not that I need an, er, special occasion to partake of the "real thing." ;)

[TayTay]

44. True.

It still gets me that the fake guy was so much shorter than the actual person they were imitating. That goes back to my original point: Why would anyone hire these people? (Me and Mini-Me.) what is tyhe point?

[GRLMGC]

28. IN N OUT!

I need me some in n out. Grilled cheese, fries and extra spread.

[jillan]

34. You have grilled cheese in Cali?

Hasn't made it to AZ yet.

Yum - my kids will love that. They don't share the same
passion for their burgers that I have.

[GRLMGC]

35. It's the secret menu

You just have to ask for it. It's not really a grilled cheese sandwich actually, haha. It's basically a cheeseburger without any meat. It's really, really good

[_dynamicdems]

46. Hehe....

[TayTay]

48. Funniest pic ever!

I love this. I think I'll make a T-Shirt out of it and wear it around.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=497889&mesg_id=529153

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[ProSense]

49. And it works no matter which Repub runs.

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