Berry Cool
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Mon Aug-01-05 05:35 PM
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KOEB Puppet Theatre: A Man With His Priorities in Order |
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(opening of KOEB Puppet Theatre)
REV. CHEESEHEAD PUPPET: Oh wow! Countdown is on tonight, and does Keith ever have a story to tell!
WOLVERINE DG PUPPET: Yeah! Can you believe that pinheaded Chimp nominated Bolton after all? Figures!
CRISPINI PUPPET: Yeah, but that's OK--because we know Keith is gonna go at him with both guns blazin'!
CC PUPPET WITH ALL PET PUPPETS: Yeah! He's gonna come out tonight from the top and just LET HIM HAVE IT!
CLARK 2008 PUPPET: Yeah! Even I told my boyfriend to stay home tonight, because I'm so excited! I just can't miss it when Keith goes for the jugular!
EVERYONE: He's our man! He's THE man! KEITH! KEITH! KEITH!
BERRYBUSH PUPPET: Ssh, the show's about to start! Keith's doing his standup!
TV PUPPET WITH KEITH PUPPET INSIDE: A story tonight that will horrify and disgust you! If you are half as revolted as I am, you will not want to miss our lead story tonight!
EVERYONE: See! Here he goes! Grab the popcorn, this is gonna be GREAT!
KEITH PUPPET ON TV: ...Rafael Palmiero, TESTING POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS!!!!
EVERYONE (collapsing): AUGGGHHHHHHHHH!
(closing of KOEB Puppet Theatre)
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Muffstser
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Mon Aug-01-05 07:09 PM
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Berry, ya know what? You're more entertaining than the actual show!
Seriously...have you ever considered writing as a profession?
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Berry Cool
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Mon Aug-01-05 07:43 PM
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3. Muff...uh, thanks, but I thought I already told you-- |
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I've been a professional writer for 15 years now...
Thanks for the compliments, though.
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Mon Aug-01-05 07:50 PM
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5. Really? That's terrific! |
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You may very well have told me, but I'm flying high on cold medicine, fighting off a nasty summer cold.
What type of writing do you do, if you don't mind my asking?
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Berry Cool
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Wed Aug-03-05 05:50 AM
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7. I would rather not go into specifics. |
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Suffice it to say, it ain't comedy. I'd have to move to LA for that (or write for SNL) and I don't want to have to move to LA. Don't want to have to live there.
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:21 AM
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8. Okay, I respect your privacy. |
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Hope I didn't offend you.
I totally understand about the NYC/LA bit. There's no way I could live in LA. Too hot, too flaky, and not diverse enough of an arts scene. I love NYC because there's so much to do in so many areas, and it's always changing!
(You could so write comedy if you chose to, though. Your wit is amazing!)
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Berry Cool
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:53 PM
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9. Thanks, and no, I'm not offended. |
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I could live in NYC much more easily than LA. But I don't live in either.
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Thu Aug-04-05 09:50 AM
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10. hee. I think I'd rather be knee-deep in snow than in bullshit. |
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Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 09:50 AM by gkhouston
oops... did my opinion of LA just slip out? }(
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Berry Cool
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Thu Aug-04-05 06:58 PM
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11. Funny, that's the same opinion I have |
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only I add to the list of things I'd rather not deal with earthquakes, fires and mudslides. And, oh yeah, hurricanes, but that's Florida.
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Mon Aug-01-05 07:24 PM
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I would not say "Pinhead Chimp." I'd say something, well, a bit more, um, unladylike in referencing shrubbie. ;) Let's just say you'd need more than a truckload of soap to wash my mouth out..... :evilgrin:
dg
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Mon Aug-01-05 07:45 PM
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4. Hold it there, Nancy Grace. ;-) |
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(LOL, I only called you that because you titled your post "Objection!")
You'll have to forgive me for underestimating your ability to curse like a drunken sailor. :-) Believe me, right now you don't want to hear the blue streak I feel like using...
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Mon Aug-01-05 07:53 PM
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6. How could you think I was Nancy Grace? |
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I said "Objection" not "You're all guilty!" ;)
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