Botany
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Thu Oct-06-05 01:15 PM
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It was the morning of the indictments and all through the house
DU was pumped ...... We are going to get that louse.
22 Indictments were sealed and under the tree could those be the presents that set us all free.
Rove paced 'round his office in a terrible huff the Secret Service let in Gannon to give him a quick puff.
And down the hall sweating like pig was a man called Libby He called Dick and started to cry, "It was just one little fibby."
But their were more indictments then for just the two .... and in the oval office crying & drinking was you know who.
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Thu Oct-06-05 04:22 PM
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Darth Cheney looked up and said, "Never fear... please, just sit down, don't cry in your beer. The answer is simple," the curmudgeon said, "A Terror Alert! Why, we'll all end up dead!"
"Our favorite target is fair New York City, a place where everyone's just a bit giddy. They'll buy it" he grumbled, "it takes just a call. Now dash away, dash away, dash away all."
"On CNN, Blitzer, on FOX - what the hell... you know when we call them, they'll spread it like hell. Just trust me. You know that we've done it before. What's wrong with just one little terra alert more?"
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Thu Oct-06-05 06:30 PM
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"A threat to the SUBWAY! Let's all spread the news! Now won't that make Olbermann quake in his shoes!"
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RevCheesehead
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:15 AM
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When what to my wandering eyes should appear, but a snarkmeister Keith, and his well-founded jeers.
"I simply don't buy it, I'm nobody's fool, This terraist thing is all just a tool, to keep us unfocused from all the bad news. It's getting quite old; so commence with the boos."
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Fri Oct-07-05 10:27 AM
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"We need to keep em scared and living in fear ..... because you know Karl we really shouldn't be living here"
"But Mr. President, we stole the last 2 elections and did it quite slick, why don't you go talk on t.v. about terror and Bird Flu that makes you quite sick. and I wonder if when I am in jail, can I see Jeff Gannon and his big ****?"
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The night before Crispmas
The toys were hung by the fireplace with care and Crispini was thinking about the black leather and studded outfit she would wear.
Down the chimney will come that Jolly old elf and then she would cuff him and have him all for herself.
"I will make him forget all about Mrs. Claus all I have to do is get him in my paws." Crispini was not bothered by everyday laws.
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:16 PM
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It's FITZ-mas!
We wish you a Merry Fitzmas! We wish you a Merry Fitzmas! We wish you a Merry Fitzmas! and a HAPPY INDICTMENT!
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Botany
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Fri Oct-07-05 05:12 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-07-05 05:21 PM by Botany
Rove and his lawyer ..... he volunteered to go back in front of the Grand Jury. NY Times ...... rove ordered to return to the grand jury. :rofl:
And from the Boiler room their arose such a clatter that an EDV ran to it to see what was the matter.
"On Sparky you bad boy do I need to break out the whip?" And then the sound of a bodice being ripped.
Later that night Sparky called her head cheese ... one might guess that it had something to do with her being free and willing to please.
And KO and the Bay Airs were sleeping on the couch and on the tube there was bush being led away in handcuffs his posture was in a slouch.
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:41 PM
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Christmas, sex toys, and indictments. We surely do cover all the bases here. :evilgrin:
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:52 PM
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it brought a tear to me eye. *sniff*
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:07 PM
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that's the best stanza yet!!!! :rofl:
You should forward this thread to KO.....he'd get a kick out of it....
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Mon Oct-10-05 07:09 PM
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12. (sniff) Now I'm choked up again, thinking how proud I am of the KOEB. |
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