Guess what I'm getting for Christmas.

[Gogi]

A new septic system. Yep, my father is helping me get a new septic system. Yahoo.:woohoo: Owning a house is such a joy.

[Berry Cool]

1. Hey, it's like they say on South Park...

"Nothing says 'Christmas' like Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!"

...or, uh, maybe not. :-(

And to think my mother used to tell the story over and over again of the time she got underpants for Christmas and thought THAT was the worst. gift. ever.

[WolverineDG]

2. merry christmas, here's exactly what you need!

:) aren't dads great?

congrats gogi!!

dg

[gkhouston]

3. What can I say?

Shit happens. And it's nice when it doesn't take up permanent residence. ;-) A "blingier" present wouldn't be appreciated that much if your place smelled like Ye Olde Outhouse. :7 Take this from someone who remembers what it was like when the septic tank backed up in the middle of the night during a rainstorm 30 years ago.

[Gogi]

6. Not to that point yet!

Mainly because it's overflowing thru a crack in it's side and stinking up the neighborhood. I don't even have a proper septic system, just a cesspit which was installed in 1951 and is probably now illegal!:hurts:

[RevCheesehead]

4. That won't keep you from NYC, will it?

Although it may sound shitty (pun intended, of course :P), it's rather practical. Besides, there's still Mom and the rest of the family, isn't there?

And, it's one less thing to worry about.
Men are practical that way.

[Gogi]

5. Nah, I'll put it on ye olde home equity line of credit.

eom

[Olney Blue]

7. Merry Flushmas!