KOEB 6/2/06 Haditha & Propaganda P.s. Added photo

[ralps]

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

1. Hi ralps, so glad Keith is here tonight!

[ralps]

7. Hi Olney Blue

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Hi ralps!

:hi:

Keith: :loveya: even before last night's show. :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

8. Cheese-mama!

How are ya? How great WAS he? :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Shabbat Shazam, Pats!

He was better than any man I know (with the possible exception of you-know-who). :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

19. Aw...

You-know-who. :hi:, wherever you are!

Bush aged because he's an evil SOB, not because he's actually ever worried about anything.

[RevCheesehead]

20. I swear, somewhere there's a portrait....

that looks even worse. :scared:

[ralps]

32. Or maybe his portrait is a reverse Dorian Grey portrait?? As B*sh screws

up more he looks worse & his portrait looks better??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

39. Soon

it will be a portrait of a zygote.

[RevCheesehead]

43. Or perhaps...

one lone sperm buying an ovum a drink?

[Patsy Stone]

44. LOFL!

:rofl:

Ten points to you!

[RevCheesehead]

50. Damn - where are the men-folk tonight?

This is my "A" material. :D

[ralps]

56. bleever is here Rev!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

57. ROFL.

The girl's ON FIRE!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

70. *sizzle*

Hey dude - you look pretty good for a guy who turned 58! :hi:

[bleever]

74. When did that happen??

There better be a pile of presents waiting somewhere!

[Patsy Stone]

78. Today

is Jerry Mathers' birthday. :)

[bleever]

83. Gee...that's kinda creepy.

Me in better days:

[Patsy Stone]

99. Look at you!

Gee, and all that time you wasted on Miss Landers. :)

[bleever]

107. Let's face it:

I was adorable.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

125. True

Too bad about now, though. Sorry. You know, what with the (whispers loud enough for everyone to hear) one eye thing.

[RevCheesehead]

81. Keith's intro to Oddball.

Today is Jerry Mathers' birthday.

:party::toast::party:

These were hiding in the storeroom.

[bleever]

98. I was too slow to unmute.

And I'm a little afraid of what might be in those boxes...


:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

103. Well, I finally sprung for that diamond-studded eye patch.

I can't tell you what the others got ya. Arr!

[bleever]

109. Argh Matey!!

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:


I'm so excited I might need to unbuckle my swash!

[RevCheesehead]

127. Is that a sabre in your swash?

Or are ye just happy to see Patsy? ;) Arr!

[bleever]

130. She just dissed me in front of everyone. I might as well go to GD.

Here's to those of us who are not ashamed to be who we are.

[RevCheesehead]

132. Oh man, now I feel like shit.

Did I put out your one eye? :cry:

[bleever]

135. No no, it was that "Patsy" person,

bringing up my ONE EYE in front of everybody.

God forbid that she say anything about my hair:

[Berry Cool]

155. Now, come on. Patsy didn't bring up your ONE EYE in front of everybody.

YOU did that, by threatening to unbuckle your swash and release the trouser snake it's attached to.

[bleever]

156. Ma'am:

I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the sub-thread.


:rofl:

[SharonRB]

157. Agent Mike?

Is that you?

[bleever]

158. I can

neither confirm nor deny.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

161. Thank you, Berry.

After all, I didn't say one "eyed" thing. Sheeesh.

You, however, went waaay past that. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

159. That hair

is stupid; and it makes you look like a girl. Or, at the very least, it makes you look like a very scary androgenous floating styrofoam head thing with a red schmata.

[Berry Cool]

140. Drat!

Did bleev unbuckle his swash?!?!? Did I miss it? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

163. I can neither confirm nor deny.

:evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

60. Sorry, the rest of us will have to laugh instead.

:hi: and Shabbat Shazzam kids! I'm going to sign off and be Berry After the Show again.

Isn't it so nice to see Keith gettin' sooo much loooove? Let's see how long it lasts this time...

[ralps]

65. Hi BerryBush, see you later

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

15. Hi RevCheesehead, Yep!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :loveya: :loveya: Keith

[SharonRB]

3. Oops -- I'l go delete mine.

[ralps]

12. Oops- Sorry SharonRB

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :shrug:

[SharonRB]

13. No problem, ralps

I started last night's thread.

[SharonRB]

4. Hi, everyone

KO was the man of the day today -- on Stephie and Randi's shows. And even on Al's.

[Patsy Stone]

6. He's always on my list.

No matter which way the wind is blowing in GD. :hi:

Good Shabbos!

[SharonRB]

11. Shabbat Shalom, Pats

What a day. Randi was hysterical talking about * and Condi.

[Patsy Stone]

137. I missed her tonight.

:( But I saw the threads. She's on a roll now. I love her.

[SharonRB]

141. Me, too.

She was ab fab today, for sure. The jokes were just rolling off her tongue.

[ralps]

16. Hi SharonRB, Yes he was!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

5. Hi, y'all!

:hi:

Tony Snow is a bit animatronic, no?

[Olney Blue]

10. He's finding out that defending the indefensible is "hard work."

:hi: Hi, Patsy!

[Patsy Stone]

136. Okay

So, I've finally read everything in this thread at least once, and marked it (as of ten minutes ago). Now I have a chance to read through My DU.

We're chatty tonight.

If I haven't already said it, :hi:!

[ralps]

17. Hi Patsy

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

9. LOL - nice photo, ralps!

Looks like Keith is expressing his delight at your gif images! :)

[ralps]

LOL It does look that way

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

25. It's gotta be the dancing banana. n/t

[RevCheesehead]

18. Bullshit - he dyes his hair.

At the very least, it's Grecian Formula. For chimps.

[Olney Blue]

63. Also known as "Simian Formula": for younger looking chimps

[RevCheesehead]

64. LOL

Hi, Olney! :hi:

[Olney Blue]

76. Hi Rev!

May I offer you a pina colada?

[RevCheesehead]

84. Yummy!

Thanks! :9

[Patsy Stone]

21. BILL!!!!

Even for a second... (sigh)

:loveya:

[SharonRB]

24. I love that shot of him playing the sax

:loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

68. Large fries and a chicken sandwich.

:loveya: He's so hot in that shot. :loveya:

[SharonRB]

71. I doubt he's eating that stuff anymore.

[Patsy Stone]

139. I'm so sure he doesn't.

But that doesn't change the fact that he was hottttt in that clip. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

35. A REAL PRESIDENT!!

I LOVE YOU, BILL CLINTON!! EVEN IF YOU ARE A SKANK! :loveya:

:cry: can we have a real president now?

dg

[SharonRB]

22. Michael Roizen said * has a happy marriage

Think again, Michael.

[bleever]

48. As I said downthread,

he needs to do more reading in the grocery check-out line.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

58. Exactly!

[RevCheesehead]

23. And there's the NYC story for Thumper.

Wasn't she asking about it yesterday?

[SharonRB]

26. She was on a rant

[RevCheesehead]

28. Yeah... This one's for you, Bunny!

Hi, Sharon! Shabbat Shazam. :hi:

[SharonRB]

31. Hey, Rev

Same to you.

:hi:

I hope Bunny is watching. I figured he'd cover it tonight.

[Berry Cool]

143. Can't blame her.

The whole NYC thing is absurd and ridiculous. You can tell Keith thinks so, too.

[Olney Blue]

27. Bunny was angry about the cuts in funding to NYC by DHS.

[Patsy Stone]

29. Keith was peeved (to say the least)

at the DHS funding to DC and NYC being cut.

Is he gonna go for two? Maybe the last story can be an editorial segment. That would be so hot. :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

30. OK, what was Norah O'Donnell smoking?

I caught the tail-end of Hardball. Jesus, she was either high or doing a Katie Couric impersonation. :eyes:

And then comes her puff-piece on shrubbie, where she gushes & reassures the public that shrubbie is "the healthiest president!" Kind of reminds me of all the TASS reports that about the Soviet leader being in top health, but suffering from a cold, then the next day, he's dead as a doornail from a massive heart attack.

dg

[SharonRB]

33. Yeah, I saw it, too

She kept tripping over her own tongue.

[Berry Cool]

144. I saw that too. Thought "Oh great, another Whora O'Donnell guest spot

on Softball." Ick.

The only good thing about the show was that today's "Hotshots" were Scarborough, Margaret Carlson and Craig Crawford. A rare week when it wasn't The Three Stooges. Even Joe was raggin' on *.

[Patsy Stone]

160. It's always a pleasure

to see Craig. Hi, Berry!

[RevCheesehead]

34. Well, I can attest that he is spiritually and morally dead.

And death tends to cure most ailments. :shrug:

Hi, Wolvie :hi:

[WolverineDG]

40. Heya Rev!

:hi:

I'm still hot & bothered over last night's rant...if he delivers another one, I don't know what I'm going to do.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

46. You're gonna plotz.

There was a LOT of plotzing last night. And I didn't get to see it until the 11 pm show. Thanks to the KOEBabes, I knew I needed to stay awake for it.

Keith: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

145. It's like my DU sticky said, ladies...

...the line to have Keith's baby forms on the LEFT. :loveya:

And I'm at the head of it. :rofl:

Gosh, why has he got that horrified look on his face? :shrug:

[ralps]

36. Hi WolverineDG, What is she smoking???

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

37. She always giggles maniacally

"She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye."

[WolverineDG]

47. She may not be a bleach-blonde (yet)

but she sure is bubble-headed.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

138. Tee Hee Heeeeeee...

:eyes:

[Olney Blue]

38. I saw that Norah puff-piece on aging presidents a while back.

Friday filler?

[RevCheesehead]

42. Could be....

But Cole Slaw is better. Trust me on this. :9

[bleever]

41. I laughed at the guy who said that * benefits from a happy marriage.

Must not read the Globe!

:rofl:

[ralps]

51. Hi bleever

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

52. Yeah, I snorted at that one, too

Wouldn't it be loverly for that whole story to break within the next few days? :evilgrin:

dg

[Olney Blue]

53. Or DU- there was tons of threads today about the "Weenis."

[Patsy Stone]

49. Oh, and btw..

Castro is gonna live until 140. His doctor said so. :rofl:

Hi, dg! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

55. LOL!!!

:hi: Pats. I get a kick out of the fact that Castro is still around, giving the US the proverbial middle finger. Just HOW many Presidents has he outlasted again???? Anyone? Anyone? :rofl:

If there ever is a nuclear blast, the only things left alive on this planet will be cockroaches, Cher, & Castro.

dg

[ralps]

61. Answer Castro has outlasted 10 presidents, From Eisenhower to Bush2

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

69. Wait a minute: have we ever seen Castro & Cher photographed together?

:tinfoilhat:

[Patsy Stone]

77. For her sake,

I hope not. She'd be burned in effigy in Little Havana tomorrow.

:hi:

[bleever]

92. I meant, are we sure

they're not the SAME PERSON!?!


:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:

[Patsy Stone]

101. I know.

I was trying to be funny. I'll try harder next time. :(

[bleever]

122. Sorry, I shoulda known you were on to the next iteration of the joke.

My bad. I'm behind in my drinking.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

126. Slacker. n/t

[Patsy Stone]

114. I love

that Cher got in there somehow. :rofl:

I wonder how the doctor came up with that number. Was it an algorithm?

[Berry Cool]

146. Don't forget

Keith Richards.

[Olney Blue]

45. Chertoff- go to hell.

[RevCheesehead]

54. It's a shout-out to the Bleev!

:rofl:

[bleever]

131. It's his way of thanking me for getting his name into Rolling Stone

because me and my friends badgered him to cover the election fraud.

[Berry Cool]

147. You mean, the part where Keith said that three years ago

he pledged to give us the best in news...AND BAY AIRS?!?!?!?!?

Come on. SOMEONE at Countdown has to be reading DU.

[babylonsister]

59. Hi everyone! I got on KO late. Any mention of Kennedy and voting? nt

[RevCheesehead]

62. Not yet.

But in flipping the channels, I saw he was on Blitzer's show earlier. Wolf couldn't get off the story fast enough.

[babylonsister]

66. Hi, Rev. Yes, he certainly didn't want to give any credence to

Kennedy at all. No one has so far; very disheartening. I thought KO might be 'the one'.
We'll see.

[SharonRB]

67. Nope - not yet, anyway.

[babylonsister]

73. Hi, Sharon. I'm thinking it's too late now; big bummer.

:-(

[SharonRB]

86. Hi, babylonsister

Yeah, looks like he's not covering it. Maybe next week.

[Patsy Stone]

88. Just think how much more

controversy there will be on Monday. We'll have sat through the criticisms on the Sunday talk shows. The story itself is great, but I think it will be a more intersting story as it develops.

[SharonRB]

95. Unfortunately, all we'll be hearing about on Monday is

the marriage amendment. Bush is supposed to speak about it on Monday as the Senate begins debate.

[Patsy Stone]

142. He has room on his plate for a lot of BS.

That's our Keith! :loveya::loveya:

[Berry Cool]

150. You bet he does.

Never let it be said that Keith ignores one piece of BS to chase down another. His brain's big enough to grab ALL the BS and show it for what it is. No wagging HIS dog!

[ralps]

72. Hi babylonsister

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[babylonsister]

79. Hi, ralps! Jeeze, every time I see your name, I assume

you're a guy (OK, maybe a gay guy with all your cool emoticons!)
I just looked, and imagine my surprise!

[ralps]

82. Well I'm an artist so that's why I like all the various smilies

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[babylonsister]

102. That wasn't a 'dig'; I like them also! nt

[WolverineDG]

91. RFKjr was on a lot of shows today

maybe they're spreading the bookings around? :shrug:

dg

[ralps]

75. LOL Anna Nichole Smith A Big Blow Up Doll!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

80. There was a kid from Laredo in the Spelling Bee

He made it to the 5th round. :thumbsup:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

134. Hey, us too!

All the way to Round 8! :thumbsup:

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/states/florida/counties/broward_county/14720898.htm

[WolverineDG]

151. Link to kid from Laredo

http://www.lmtonline.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16727738&BRD=2290&PAG=461&dept_id=569392&rfi=6

dg

[Berry Cool]

148. I was pleased to see the whole Top 3 Sound Bites devoted to the Bee.

I expected it would get one, but not all three. That was nice.

OK, I admit, I was late here last night because I had to watch it to the end. I'm an old competitor (although I never made it to nationals).

[Botany]

85. Drive by

How do you spell E D V?

Can you use it in a sentence?

"The EDV looked out over Gull Bay as she relaxed on the Bay Air."

Language of Origin?

Franco Slavic

Other uses of the word?

As a verb. "She EDVed me."

[RevCheesehead]

89. Does that mean "cuffed to a tree"?

:rofl: Hi, Cuddles :hi:

[Botany]

94. No that would be "Cuff Love."

[RevCheesehead]

100. You look hungry.

[Berry Cool]

149. Just look at the size of that man's SAUSAGE!!!!

Bet he could end up raising a lot of BRATS.

("Is that a brat you're raising, or are you just happy to see me?")

[RevCheesehead]

164. *snort*

Damn, but you're full of it (puns) tonight! :rofl:

[ralps]

90. Hi Botany

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

97. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Don't tell the others.

[ralps]

87. Perry The Manny Nanny!!!! :spray:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :spray:

[Muffstser]

93. K-Fed's Personal Pity Party!

God, I love Michael Musto. I needed him today. I lost my job yesterday, and my health insurance along with it. I knew it was coming and, given my boss' health, it's understandable. But it still sucks, ya know?

[SharonRB]

96. Sorry to hear that, Muff

:hug:

[Muffstser]

105. Aw, thanks, Sharon. Compared to my boss, though:

I've got it easy. :)

[SharonRB]

110. Look on the bright side

Until you find a new job, you can be here earlier for the show. Not much consolation, I know, but hopefully you'll find something soon.

[ralps]

104. Hi Muffster, I'm sorry to hear that

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :cry: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

106. Oh Muffy, I'm so sorry!

Hoping and praying that something will come your way, soon! :hug:

[Muffstser]

108. Well, I did get some good news.

Last Friday, I had an abnormality in my mammogram. I was scared to death, more about the possibility of something being wrong with no health insurance than of the lump itself. I got the "all clear" from my doctor today, so as hard as all this is, I feel blessed.

[RevCheesehead]

111. Sometimes, it feels like life is just spinning out of control.

I sincerely hope that stops for you, soon. :hug:

[SharonRB]

112. See, there is a silver lining!

[Muffstser]

118. Yup, there is. And next week, I'm going to see Madonna!

Nothing like a woman with a whip to take your troubles away. :)

[Berry Cool]

152. You got it, Muff.

There's such a thing as finding out you are going to lose your job within a year, then later on that year finding out you have an abnormality in your mammogram, then you find out your doctor wants to biopsy it, then you tell yourself chances are it's still nothing, and then it turns out not to be nothing.

Some people have been there, done that and got the T-shirt.

You can get another job, and doubtless with your talent and initiative you will. It still hurts to lose one, but something else is out there for you, I'm sure of it.

Lumps? They're not so easy to reverse.

[Gogi]

165. Been there, done that.

Just another pleasant episode in my life. Can't really feel down this week, my father has prostate cancer and got good news from his doctor Thursday, so maybe the treatment worked better than expected.

[Patsy Stone]

162. I'm so sorry, Muffstser.

That's a drag. I wish you luck, and I'm sending you good thoughts. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

113. And the Bay Air is the featured shout out for tonight's Oddball!

:loveya:

[SharonRB]

115. And Botany left already, didn't he?

[Muffstser]

116. That poor hamster!

Oh, Lordy, I can't watch this segment while I'm drinking water.

[ralps]

117. LOL Keith had to show the Banana Phone segment!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

153. Keith just wanted to give us all an earworm for the weekend!

RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING Banana Phone...

[SharonRB]

119. Pat Robertson's plane crashed

Just saw it on another thread. Alas, it was being used as a charter for another company and he was not on board. Both pilots were killed, but the passengers all got out alive.

[RevCheesehead]

124. What a shame for those pilots.

As to Pat not being on the plane, I was always told "if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."

[SharonRB]

128. You're right

Am I bad person for saying what I did?

[RevCheesehead]

129. Nope.

You're one of the Chosen Folk. Whole different set of rules. :D

[SharonRB]

133. LOL

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

120. OK - the Greek version looks MUCH more interesting than

American "Idle."

:rofl:

[ralps]

123. Hi Clark2008

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

121. Woo hoo hoo

More O'Lielly on Monday!

[Berry Cool]

154. Didn't Keith look downright gleeful at the end of the show?

He had an extra good time pitching those paper wads. I couldn't help but feel that he was picturing O'Lielly's big giant head on the camera. He can't WAIT to sink his teeth back into the loser.

Marriage amendments, election fraud and Billo...boy, will Keith have a full plate for Monday! I'm sure glad he's back from vacation!