Just sit right back

[Botany]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a Gull Bay trip.
That started from this ISP port,
as Botany talked some shit.
Bleever was a mighty sailin' man,
and Botany was brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The snark started getting rough,
and people's cookies were tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the EDVs would be lost; the EDVs would be lost.
The blog ran into this uncharted DU isle,
with Patsy, and the lawyer too,
the Berry Bush, and her Bay Air
the Rev from Cheeseland, the Texas Trollop and Bunny,
here on EDV's Isle.


Berry awoke as her Bay Air pillow yawned and rolled over. The EDVs were busy picking Snark Berries
and drinking Bleever's home brew.

[Patsy Stone]

1. The Movie Star

[RevCheesehead]

2. I just have one question:

What about Sparky?


:rofl:

And, you're gonna get complaints from the regulars who didn't get credited in the song. Should we call them "and the rest"?

[Botany]

3. You can add to the second verse

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

[Berry Cool]

4. How about this?

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
'Cause Berry's gettin' plenty sick
of usin' Bay Airs as bedding,
It doesn't make her comfortable,
to feel that Bay Air shedding...

[Berry Cool]

5. I thought Sparky was the Professor.

No, wait, Bleev is the Professor. We know he went to college and by golly, when a man's been to college, you call him The Professor!

Actually, this reminds me of a debate Dan Patrick once tried to have with Keith on his show. Dan said to him "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Keith said "Now that's not fair--I can't answer that fairly, because I know Ginger is a Countdown viewer, so it would be Ginger."

So there you have it, folks. Tina Louise: Countdown fan. Know it. Love it. Worship her.



I don't imagine that'll be too hard for the boys.

[RevCheesehead]

6. You know that deep in his heart,

Keith is a MaryAnn kinda guy. Remember, "no actresses."

[Gogi]

7. Today's guest castaway: Bill O!

Start collecting coconuts EDV's!

[WolverineDG]

8. Dibbies on the green ones!

You can make all the coconut creme pies you want to throw in his face, but I think the unripened ones will make a deeper impression on his skull mind, if you know what I mean. :evilgrin:

dg

[Berry Cool]

11. Well, that's what I was figuring and hoping for (sniff sniff).

But then he goes all gooey about how "Ginger watches the show."

Poo. I bet Mary Ann does too!

Oh, and Bot's been to Ohio U. so he's "The Professor" too. We got a LOT of professors on this island.

[bleever]

22. Please, please:

Call me "Perfessor".

:)

[RevCheesehead]

23. And you were Carol Brady's first husband, right?

At least she got custody of Cindy. I can't stand the little twerp.

[SharonRB]

9. Thanks for leaving me out, Botany.

And I thought I was your favorite.

[Botany]

10. Second verse .... now is everybody covered?

So this is the tale of the EDVs,
With bush illegally being in power for too of a long time.
They'll make the best of things,
so they watch KO and blog to unwind.
The Berry Bush with her Bay Air too,
will do her very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in this EDV island nest.
With Ralps, Sharon, Clark and Blue,
not just a single EDV.
And then there is Greylyn and her dog,
it's a party, that we can all see.
So join us here each weeknight my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From these strange Castaways,
Here on EDV's Isle.



Steph :loveya: her "little Buddy." :rofl:

BTW :hi: Steph how is the hangover? :hangover:

[Berry Cool]

12. Ah, so now it's my job to make everyone else "comfortable," eh?

I volunteer to start with KO.

Come on over here, Keith. While everyone else is helping Mary Ann make pie to throw in Billo's face, Mama's got a nice bearskin rug for you to lie on back here behind the coconut trees. Heh heh. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

15. We're not throwing pies at him, Berry

We're eating them!

Instead, we're throwing the unripened green coconuts at BGH. :evilgrin:

dg

[Berry Cool]

16. Oh yes, that's much better. They'll do more damage.

Just don't fall out of the trees while collecting, Keith Richards can tell you it's a bad idea.

And can you pass some of those coconut pies over to KO and me? We've been having a good time but now we're hungry. :9

[ralps]

13. Thanks for adding me Botany

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
:loveya: Steph, Keith & Botany

[Botany]

14. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

don't tell the others. :rofl:

I still think I missed some ..... Oh well as long as I got my Fav.

[Botany]

17. Then all the EDVs loved him and they shouted out w/ glee .....

..... you will go down in Bay Air history.

The EDVs were starting to starve on the island it seems snark berries and coconuts
could not meet their nutritional needs. And what with Bleever using their molasses,
fruit, and still to make a fruit flavored rum they were in desperate need for some
solid food i.e. protein. Crispini started to cry and Rev Cheese prayed for some brats
but they seemed doomed. They paid no attention to Berry's Bay Air who seemed to
be interested in going for a swim.

"That is it you big worthless fur pillow what good are you for? We are going to starve to
death and you want to go for a swim? Get out I never want to see you again." said a sad
Berry.

The Bay Air walked away crying his bruin heart crushed by Berry's cruel words.

That evening the hungry EDVs sat around the campfire as Cheese sang, "On Wisconsin,"
to try cheer them up. But nothing seemed to work until they glanced down the beach
to see the Bay Air walking towards them with a salmon in his mouth.



They all ran to hug the Bay Air who had also found some wild dill and lemon to go with the fish.
He made himself busy cooking a feast for for all of them.



Berry decided then and there to never say a bad word about a Bay Air again.

[RevCheesehead]

18. See? I TOLD you we needed Bay Airs!

Bay:loveya:Airs

[Berry Cool]

19. What if I told you I hate fish?

:rofl: Just kidding. The picture of the Bay Air cooking was worth its weight in gold.

Hey, that Bay Air can come over and cook me dinner right now.

[Botany]

20. Afterwards the E.D.V.s posed for a picture

[bleever]

21. I don't recall saying

that I was sharing that homebrew.




Now to pull another plank off the Minnow to keep that still fired.

:)

[Botany]

24. But what about the secret herb you have been using for headache?

And why have you taught the Bay Air to play frisbee?