KOEB Meeting: 6/28/06 -- Snakes on a Plane Edition

[Patsy Stone]

[Patsy Stone]

1. I wish Star Jones never happened!

What is this damn outfit? Isn't this the one we hated last week? Oy.

:hi:, all!

[Patsy Stone]

4. And the sound stinks!

Come on NBC. Check the levels, it's a little hot.

[Patsy Stone]

7. Ah, I think they heard me.

The sound just turned normal.

[bleever]

41. They should pay you.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

43. Damn right!

And Monica's doing the Snakes on a Plane story too. Who's a lucky boy?

[Berry Cool]

10. Yeah, Keith in his bad suit, bad sound...

Come on, NBC! Get it together!

At least have an extra nice suit ready for the man after the game...

But I do love his hair again...Oh, the sound is better now.

Get ready for SNAKES ON A PLANE! FACTOR FICTION! and TERRA TERRA TERRA!! :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

Be afraid

Be very afraid.

:hi: See you later.

[SharonRB]

6. It's pretty bad.

I never watched "The View."

[Patsy Stone]

11. Me either

But you couldn't escape Star Jones for a while.

It looks like the collar doesn't fit either.

[WolverineDG]

32. I think so

:hi: Pats & everyone

:loveya: KO for calling shrubbie on his fake outrage about the NYT "leaking" the banking program!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

40. He deserves multiple

:loveya::loveya:


:hi:

[WolverineDG]

70. And he shall receive them

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: especially after the new BOR spanking.

dg

[gkhouston]

147. hasn't he had that suit for several months now?

And he still hasn't figured out a decent pairing for it? What is this, dress-to-impress Dan Abrams? Or maybe ensembles so godawful the powers-that-be will tell him, "oh, the hell with it, wear whatever you want" -- and KO will show up every night in a baseball uniform? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

148. "dress-to-impress Dan Abrams"

:spray: Got any Windex? My monitor is sticky. :7

[gkhouston]

149. I thought that sort of thing

only happened to Botany...?

And speaking of Cuddles, where are those puppy pics?

[RevCheesehead]

150. Cuddles had a thread on the Greatest page....

but he's ignored us.
I think he's got Crispi as his own personal dog trainer. I mean, why else would she go there with a dog collar?

[gkhouston]

151. well, we know it's not a choke collar

because Botany doesn't need one of those.

[RevCheesehead]

152. ....

:rofl:

This is too good to bury... it deserves it's own thread!

[gkhouston]

153. yeah, I'm gonna be a snarkologist someday.

Great new career with a promising future, right? I'm sure I saw an ad for it on late-night TV last night. Or maybe that was barkologist... 'cause in Bush's America, veterinarian is just too durned hard to spell and pronounce.

(Hey, the spell-checker thinks "barkologist" is a word, so that must be what I heard. See, Cuddles gets himself a puppy and a whole new cottage industry springs up around it... that boy is going places, I tell ya. And it's not just to the store to buy more Puppy Chow and dog biscuits.)

[SharonRB]

2. Hola, Patsela

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

3. Hi Patsela!

Will go off and be Berry After the Show tonight, but wanted to say :hi: and observe that Keith's in 30 Rock again because he went to the Yankees game today...and is wearing that awful suit combo again...

Later!

[Clark2008]

5. Anybody got that link to the White House website where

it talks about tracking banking activity? I saw it on DU earlier today.

:hi: Thanks!

[ralps]

12. Hi Clark2008, Here's the SWIFT website

http://www.swift.com/
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

8. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone, Awwwww The Republicans have their panties in

a Frist- over the SWIFT scandal even though SWIFT has a website a Magazine & Georgie's outed them in 2001. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

14. panties in a Frist?

:rofl: Good one, ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

19. Hi RevCheesehead, I think I heard that phrase either here on DU or on AAR

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

21. Yeah, I think Stephie says it a lot.

[ralps]

28. Hi SharonRB, maybe that's where I heard it?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

16. SWIFT bankers for truth?

[Patsy Stone]

18. LOL! n/t

[SharonRB]

Good one!

:rofl:

[ralps]

24. Hi Olney Blue, LOL Good one!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

9. Hi all!

Follow the money..... :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Always

And this is such crap. This whole "You told!" thing is another blatant lie.

:hi:. Olney!

[Olney Blue]

20. I'm ready to get my country back now.

[SharonRB]

25. I've been ready for a long, long time

Are you flooded, Olney?

[Olney Blue]

33. Fortunately, no. Thanks for asking. Its sure has been bad here, though.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Hi, all!

:hi: Are you afraid yet?

Keith: :loveya:, despite the fashion faux pas. :)

[Patsy Stone]

17. How's Binky today?

:hi:, Rev! I'm working my way past the bad outfit, slowly.

[RevCheesehead]

22. Hi Patsy! Binky's better today.

Considering she came out of her crate several times, fought me when I put the dropper of meds in her mouth, and later hid in the bedroom closet, yeah, she's getting back to normal! :D

Hope you're well! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

26. I am. Thanks.

That's great to hear. She'll be normal in no time.

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

30. Way to go, Binky! That's the feline spirit.

Hi Rev! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Hi Olney!

Are ya still soggy? :hi:

[Olney Blue]

36. Very, very soggy. We are luckier than others, who flooded.

[ralps]

34. Yay!!!! for Binky!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

39. Thanks, ralps!

Every day is a little victory! :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

37. Cats that can fight getting their meds

aren't that sick. So say my cats. Sometimes, I believe them. ;)

:hi: Rev & Binky!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

42. I'm so glad she's missing her upper fangs.

Those damned things hurt! x(

[Patsy Stone]

23. Oh, what a bunch of maroons!

But I guess that Congress can always use a good waste of time. Chiding the NYT. F You!

[RevCheesehead]

27. Anything to avoid having to do any real work.

These guys used to be kids who knew how to con the babysitter into letting them stay up for the late movie, and never touched their homework.

[bleever]

29. Snakes on a plane?! Snakes on a plane!!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

35. Did you buy your tickets?

Avoid the lines?

:hi:

[bleever]

50. Little secret: I'm in the movie, towards the end.

[Olney Blue]

62. Which one is you?

:shrug:

[bleever]

77. LOL.

What, are you Star Jones all of a sudden?


:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

80. Yes, and I'm looking for a job. Will you hire me?

[bleever]

93. Can you catch a football?

:D

[RevCheesehead]

38. Another Keith thread: Olbermann agrees * is the Leaker in Chief

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1528759&mesg_id=1528759

[Patsy Stone]

44. And another KO thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1528627

[RevCheesehead]

45. Ha! I just saw that, and was gonna link to it!

I guess DU is on a Keith-lovin' run, huh? :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

46. Today

:)

[ralps]

47. A Solar Boat Race??? a good idea if it's sunny

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

48. Ah, Silvio!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

49. Yay!!! The Silvio video!!!

Add a banana phone, and you've got the perfect Oddball! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

51. Please. I HATE THAT VIDEO.

I truly regret that he found such a limp "excuse" to bring it out again.

Trust me: when you've been subjected to the REAL thing on a crowded transportation vehicle, the joke version doesn't look so funny.

[ralps]

52. Yay!!!! Keith's covering the Swiftboating of Murtha!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

53. Glad they cleared up the Murtha misquote.

[ralps]

54. It's Factor Fiction time!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

55. Who is this "We", Bill?

You and Ann Coulter?
You and the voices in your head?
You and your loofah?

[RevCheesehead]

57. I liked "now you know why you have me, Bill...

...you've been bad!" :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

61. I liked the little smile after he said that.

:evilgrin:

:loveya:

[bleever]

56. LOL at Keef meting out O'Lielly's karma.

[Olney Blue]

58. OMG, Keith is on fire against Bill- this is frickin hilarious!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

59. "Keep it up!"

:rofl: with a fabulous grin, to boot! :7

[Rhiannon12866]

66. "Keep it up, Slappy!!!" OMG!!!

I have tears in my eyes as I write this...:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

69. He was too good

And so funny! Hey, Rhiannon!

[Rhiannon12866]

110. He's always good, but he was really over the top, tonight!

And I had to come here to see what you guys were saying! Wow! I wish now that I'd recorded it, but I'm sure that someone will post this! It IS way too good! My friend, who's also a big fan, just has to see this! And hey to you, Patsy! It's been way too long!:D

Rhiannon:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

120. It has been too long!

Can't you record the replay at Midnight?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

60. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

I had to go watch it all in the other room. Best. Bit. Evah!

[Berry Cool]

63. It's another one for Crooks & Liars and YouTube!!

:rofl: OK, Keith, I forgive you for running the stupid fake-Silvio shit again.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Swamp Rat]

73. That was a smackdown if I ever saw one! ... Olbermann RULES!!!

:bounce: :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

76. Way'at! Swamp Rat!

He was en fuego!

[Rhiannon12866]

64. Jesus, is he on a roll about O'Reilly!!!

:rofl::wow:

[RevCheesehead]

65. Binky just came into my office to watch Keith!!

Kitty-love is the best! :loveya:

[Rhiannon12866]

81. Awww! She has good taste...

Best wishes to Binky for a complete recovery, from my beloved little one, who also had some serious health problems and fought the good fight...:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

85. What a cutie!

Looks like Oreo, except for Oreo's white markings!
(Oreo doesn't sit still long enough for a good photo)

[Rhiannon12866]

123. What an adorable kitty! Thanks!

I can see that Oreo's also long-haired and must have the same kind of personality, LOL! I can tell by the eyes...:D

And I had a terrible time photographing a black cat until my friend, in rescue, suggested the red background. I have numerous photos of her on, in front of, and under this same red chair, LOL! There was just a small tuft of white at her throat...:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

67. Bettyellen's GD KO thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1528967

[Patsy Stone]

68. And another:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1528970

[bettyellen]

87. yep, i was out promoting the KO......

hey pats my birthday is a coupke days before yours!
we should have a party that week!
:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

90. Excellent idea!

I share mine with Bill Clinton. Let's invite him. :loveya:

Hi, doll! Spreadin' the KO love is always a good thing.

[SharonRB]

92. Mine is two days later if yours is the 19th.

All Leos are we!

[RevCheesehead]

94. Well, that explains a lot!

I :loveya: Leos!

[bettyellen]

95. Leos love you back!

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

96. Hi, sweetie!

How are the kitties doing? :loveya:

[bettyellen]

99. hi hon! the kities are great!

how's it by you?
:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

101. Doing much better, now that Binky's improving!

I worry too much.

[bettyellen]

121. try to enjoy the summer babe. binky looks good! i saw him creeping in the

lounge.
:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

106. I second be's emotion!

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

109. ....

:loveya::hug:

[bettyellen]

97. i'm the 16 you're the 20th? and Patsy is the 18th? who has the 17th? LOL!

and by then i should be moved!!!

[SharonRB]

100. I'm the 21st and I think Pats is the 19th

I'm pretty sure that's when the Big Dawg's birthday is.

No wonder we all get along so well.

:hug:

[SharonRB]

103. We should have a housewarming party at your place

It's about time!

[Patsy Stone]

119. You and Madonna?

:rofl: Perfect! I'm the 19th.

[Patsy Stone]

113. We need a big ol' party!

:party:

[SharonRB]

115. I think you should all come to Detroit for the weekend

The third Saturday in August we have a huge auto Dream Cruise. Millions of people from all over the country (and the world) come with their cars -- it's a big party that runs around 17 miles through several suburbs on one of the main drags. It's a blast.

[bettyellen]

117. i wish! but, that is going to be my first weekend in the NEW APT!!!!

:woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

134. Oooh. Maybe I should bring Simon?

That would be fun.

[SharonRB]

137. Your Mini?

It would be soooo much fun. You and Hugh could drive up here.

I'm seriously thinking about getting a Mini my next car -- of course, I have two years left on my lease and I could change my mind 10 times between now and then.

By the way, will Minis take regular gas?

[Patsy Stone]

138. Unleaded.

Yeah. Driving would be fun. They're really good on gas mileage. And your mileage would be better than mine because you probably wouldn't use the air as much as I do.

[SharonRB]

140. Great.

It's just that when I was on their site and they showed the mileage, it said premium, so I didn't know if it needed it. I know I'd get better mileage than with my Lexus and the car is about $10,000 less, so my lease payments would be lower. I'm going to see what new hybrids may come out in the next two years, but I really want one, I think.

Well, gotta get off so my daughter can have the computer. And she and I are going out for dinner tomorrow night (she just signed up to do secret shopper and got an assignment), so I won't be here. See you guys Friday.

[Patsy Stone]

141. G'nite Shar!

I think it's to keep the engine cleaner. But I've put about 85K miles on it and rarely ever put premium in it. So far, no major problems either. Just tune-ups and tires.

[Berry Cool]

111. DU's just a-hoppin' with KO love tonight!

It's so great!!

[bleever]

71. Okay, great movie idea: "Star Jones on a Plane!"

:scared:

[Patsy Stone]

74. A slow boat to China would be better.

IMHO.

[RevCheesehead]

75. I thought you'd go for

"Pirates of the Carribean: Snakes on a Dead Man's Chest." ;) Arrh!

[Patsy Stone]

72. Oh, Snakes on a Plane opens for my birthday!

Joy!

I think we have another Attack of the Killer Tomatoes on our hands, here.

[Olney Blue]

78. Just for you, Patsy!

A romantic dinner, some wine, and a movie: SNAKES ON A PLANE

[Patsy Stone]

82. Who could ask for anything more?

Technically, my birthday is the next day. But close enough for Snakes on a Plane.

[Patsy Stone]

79. Orrin Hatch. Oy.

Brett Bozell: Action Alert!

[Berry Cool]

83. KO had a lot of fun smackin' down righties today, didn't he?

It was such a joy to see!

[Patsy Stone]

84. And took joy in the fact

that only 30% of the WPITW were Conservatives.

[Patsy Stone]

86. Ouch, Barbara! Ouch!

Wow! Talk about a smackdown!

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Star.

[RevCheesehead]

88. If she came out swinging, shouldn't she be a Shooting Star?

Poor Star. Now a meteor. :nuke:

[Olney Blue]

89. Was Star passive aggressive, or what happened?!

[Patsy Stone]

125. Apparently it's all Rosie's fault.

:shrug:

[bettyellen]

91. star chose to play the victim, so there it is....

hey pats!
:loveya:
:hi:

[bleever]

98. I like the look on Baba's face as Star interrupts to make her statement.

Like a lion watching a three-legged squirrel.

:hi: be

[bettyellen]

107. omigod, you always make me laugh.... bleeve!

she was like, you're taking my hand?!? wtf?
LOL.
:hi:
:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

105. Honestly, I thought for a second there that when Keith was saying

something like "Some stars implode and suck all the life out of everything around them, but some just..." he was going to end it with "--but some just SUCK!"

[Patsy Stone]

102. Anyone watching Joe talking about Star?

"We wish she would have left with dignity... But she sucks." :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

104. Yeah, Joe's pretty funny with the snark!

So much better than "Gargles with Razors".

[Patsy Stone]

127. Well

duh!

I'd prefer an hour of feedback and a test pattern.

[SharonRB]

130. You and me both, Pats

And I wouldn't say I'm rooting for Scaryborough to keep his show, but he has been getting a bit more palatable lately.

[RevCheesehead]

131. Ok, you're funnier!

And snarkier! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

108. It's still on in the other room

I missed that one.

[bettyellen]

114. wow, they have split screen - 3 guests going on about Star.."got too big"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

124. Keith said she "went all nova on us"

:rofl:

[bettyellen]

112. :)

:rofl:

[bleever]

116. That was a hoot! I can't believe Joe has become less odious.

I've actually been finding him watchable and rooting for his show to stay on.

[Patsy Stone]

122. Rooting?

Really?

Wow.

[bleever]

135. Yes.

I am rooting
Cuz he's diluting
The neo-con versation
That has hypnotized our nation.


(Bowing.)

[Patsy Stone]

139. Snapping

In appreciation... Wearing a beret.

[RevCheesehead]

118. "...a human train wreck"

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

126. OK, someone's ticked at Keith....

for being mean to Star.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1529212&mesg_id=1529212

[SharonRB]

128. I saw that a few minutes ago.

He's certainly in the minority around here tonight. Everyone is singing Keith's praises for his smackdown of Loofah Boy.

[Patsy Stone]

132. Then the balance is restored.

We can never have everyone agree on DU. The universe would be destroyed.

[RevCheesehead]

136. *sigh* The Sith will always be with us, I'm afraid.

[Berry Cool]

145. SO absurd.

I have my disagreements with KO, but come on.

I love how the poster assumes KO is "a thin man" making fun of someone who used to be fat. Obviously hasn't seen much of KO when he's not behind a desk!

[RevCheesehead]

146. Ya think I should post the pool pic?

:evilgrin:
Oh, and I watched the rerun. Keith NEVER used the word "fat". He only referred to her "weight loss." Pretty insensitive, huh? :eyes:

[Catchawave]

142. It was moved to the Lounge!

Star Jones can't even be tolerated in G.D. :rofl:

I missed the show tonight, glad you guys caught that post :hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

143. Hi, Catch!

All the Loungies are saying "get over it!" :rofl:

Be sure to catch the rerun... Keith's smackdown of BillO is worth it!

[Rhiannon12866]

144. Yes, I saw that one too, even posted on it.

I said that I'm afraid that I kind of tune out during celebrity news, the stories that Keith says his producers are forcing him to cover...:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

129. "Factor Fiction" now posted!

video link: http://video.freevideoblog.com/video/539d4864-8860-4de7-bb03-87cbb56271c0.htm

[Patsy Stone]

133. Loverly!

Another for the bookmarks. Thanks!