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Halliburton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:34 AM
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BREAKING: BUSH UNVEILS FIVE-POINT PLAN TO RESCUE HIS PRESIDENCY!
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1186527,00.html

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1. Deploy Guns and Badges.

This is an unabashed play to members of the conservative base who are worried about illegal immigration. Under the banner of homeland security, the White House plans to seek more funding for an extremely visible enforcement crackdown at the Mexican border, including a beefed-up force of agents patrolling on all-terrain vehicles (ATVs). "It'll be more guys with guns and badges," said a proponent of the plan. "Think of the visuals. The President can go down and meet with the new recruits. He can go down to the border and meet with a bunch of guys and go ride around on an atv." Bush has long insisted he wants a guest-worker program paired with stricter border enforcement, but House Republicans have balked at temporary legalization for immigrants, so the President's ambition of using the issue to make the party more welcoming to Hispanics may have to wait.

2. Make Wall Street Happy.

In an effort to curry favor with dispirited Bush backers in the investment world, the Administration will focus on two tax measures already in the legislative pipeline—extensions of the rate cuts for stock dividends and capital gains. "We need all these financial TV shows to be talking about how great the economy is, and that only happens when their guests from Wall Street talk about it," said a presidential adviser. "This is very popular with investors, and a lot of Republicans are investors."

3. Brag More.

White House officials who track coverage of Bush in media markets around the country said he garnered his best publicity in months from a tour to promote enrollment in Medicare's new prescription-drug plan. So they are planning a more focused and consistent effort to talk about the program's successes after months of press reports on start-up difficulties. Bolten's plan also calls for more happy talk about the economy. With gas prices a heavy drain on Bush's popularity, his aides want to trumpet the lofty stock market and stable inflation and interest rates. They also plan to highlight any glimmer of success in Iraq, especially the formation of a new government, in an effort to balance the negative impression voters get from continued signs of an incubating civil war.

4. Reclaim Security Credibility.

This is the riskiest, and potentially most consequential, element of the plan, keyed to the vow by Iran to continue its nuclear program despite the opposition of several major world powers. Presidential advisers believe that by putting pressure on Iran, Bush may be able to rehabilitate himself on national security, a core strength that has been compromised by a discouraging outlook in Iraq. "In the face of the Iranian menace, the Democrats will lose," said a Republican frequently consulted by the White House. However, a Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg poll this April 8-11, found that 54% of respondents did not trust Bush to "make the right decision about whether we should go to war with Iran."

5. Court The Press.

Bolten is extremely guarded around reporters, but he knows them and, unlike some of his colleagues, is not scared of them. Administration officials said he believes the White House can work more astutely with journalists to make its case to the public, and he recognizes that the President has paid a price for the inclination of some on his staff to treat them dismissively or high-handedly. His first move, working with counselor Dan Bartlett, was to offer the press secretary job to Tony Snow of Fox News radio and television, a former newspaper editorial writer and onetime host of Fox News Sunday who served George H.W. Bush as speechwriting director. Snow, a father of three and a sax player, is the bona fide outsider that Republican allies have long prescribed for Bushworld and would bring irreverence to a place that hasn't seen a lot of fun lately. "White Houses are weird places," he told a 2004 panel on White House speechwriting. Snow had his colon removed after he was found to have cancer last year, but his doctors have approved the possibility of his taking the grueling post.
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yankeedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:38 AM
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1. In other words, "stay the course"
I don't understand how talking about the stock market is going to sway people paying $3/gallon for gas into thinking everything is great. And while they were sleeping, the real estate bubble popped. No more home equity to tap. Not to mention how real wages have gone down since ** has taken office.
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:39 AM
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2. Bwahahahahaha!
All hat, no cattle.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:55 AM
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5. ? Does that mean the same as 'all foam no beer'?
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 08:51 AM
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10. I've never heard that, but it sounds right! nt
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:15 AM
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14. The pResident has a ranch, wears a cowboy hat but has
no cattle, no horses and no sheep except the ones that follow him.
Hence it is a Texan rural term for being fake and applied to people before he came along.
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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:41 AM
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3. Seems like the old plan to me...
same stuff, different day :(
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:46 AM
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4. Brag More - Snow, a father of three and a sax player.....
:think:

Tony, won't-cha blow our horn?

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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:57 AM
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6. Point Six: Press the Court (Supreme, that is).
Even if the new justices are inclined to go along with the program, keep the pressure on. There's a laundry list of stuff that * needs:

1. Validate all sections of the PATRIOT Act as written (original intent);

2. (Eventually) invalidate Roe v. Wade.

3. Make Congress pass any law * wants and have the Supremes give it a free pass when challenged.

4. More police power, that is, home invasions, er, I meant home investigations without a warrant under more situations; stopping cars and investigating motorists and passengers and vehicles without an articulable reason; a more expansive definition of "terrorist" so any of us posting at DU would fall into a category; etc.

5. Dilute if not invalidate regulations for safety in the workplace, equal opportunity in hiring, protecting the environment (air, water, land);

and my "favorite":

6. FEMA camps for everyone without a job. (OK, it's speculative, but NOTHING would surprise me anymore.)
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 08:00 AM
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7. The Democrats five-point plan
1)Try not to get on any Sunday talk shows to talk about the problems of corruption within the Republican majority House and Senate. When was the last time Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi appeared on Meet the Press? Make sure you do nothing about the Right-Wing bias of these shows and the press in general.

2)Continue to hope that the press does it's job and exposes more wrongdoing within the Bush administration. With the pressure of jail or outright expulsion from the White House, along with additional funding from the President's Propaganda based initiative, they will cave and everything will be rosey. Keep whining how they are the minority while never getting any face time on Cable News or on the morning shows. Make sure they do more Saturday radio broadcasts. Hey, someday someone has to listen. Oh and let's not forget that not appearing on Air America does wonders for mobilizing the base.


3) Never ever think of approaching Wall Street or Corporate America and discuss ways they could improve the economy while the Decider continues to bleat to the sheep how wonderful things are. Don't appear in newspapers with a gas pump next to them and some really poor folks in a piece of shit scraping pennies out of the seat cushions while a Bush supporter in an SUV puts make up on.


4)Don't be seen visiting wounded members of our Armed Forces in Walter Reed. Don't go to any fallen soldiers funerals. Don't talk about Murtha's plan but keep distancing themselves form any commitments that would secure the borders, secure the ports and chemical industry, or boost funding for the Coast Guard. Leave it all for the Bloggers and DU to discuss while two strippers headline the news everyday.


5)Make sure that your press conferences are covered by WWTF, the best little AM radio station in DC. Don't spend any money paying off the press. Don't leak anything to the press that is damaging to the Administration. Why, that wouldn't be fair play now, would it. Don't talk shit about the lies of the RNC lackeys on talk radio, and keep letting fringe members of the party appear on Hanninazi and Colmbs and Imus.

And make sure that Bill Clinton isn't allowed to speak about anything anywhere. A voice of reason is not permitted to further our cause


:sarcasm:
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 08:01 AM
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8. And right before the election gas prices will miraculously drop
And the idiots will be high fiving each other and forget about getting screwed and tattooed right now at the gas pumps. I have witnessed this with my own two eyes.

Don
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 08:01 AM
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9. Think of the visuals....meet with a bunch of guys...ride around on an ATV
:rofl:
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 08:58 AM
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11. You forgot - terra, fear, terra, fear, terra, fear n/t
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:03 AM
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12. Bush Doctrine: More Campaigning....Less Governing.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:10 AM
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13. Point 6:
6. Make decisions

Make descisions and then ask Rove and/or Unca Dick if that's ok with them. If the decision is bad - blame someone else.
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:18 AM
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15. Who can believe or care what Bush says anymore?...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 10:02 AM
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17. bushitler is nearly irrelevant.
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Talismom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 10:00 AM
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16. He can stick all 5 points where the sun don't shine!! n/t
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