Break your heart for a CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "saying": " . . . and, and I was just getting out of high school when these bad guys drove up in masks and big guns and everything, . . . and kidnapped the prom queen . . . so I go on my bike . . . and followed them 40 miles out of town to their hang out . . . and knocked the lookout on the head . . . and took his gun . . . then I burst in . . . just as they took all her clothes off . . . and I went BLAM!, BLAM!, BLAM! . . . WOW, it was great! . . . but my biographers missed it 'cause the reporters didn't put it in the paper 'cause of the deadline and stuff. . . Yeah! It was great!"

[Kierkegaard]

1. "I always wanned to be a proctologizer..."

[converted_democrat]

2. .....

:rofl:

[YDogg]

"If I had a son, and some fool woman drunk driverated him, ...

"My momma would shoot her up, see?"

[emald]

3. bring 'em on, I got my gun e/t

[peekaloo]

4. Laugh at me one more time and the microphone gets it, see!

[dipsydoodle]

5. I have an apprecation of

this little piggy went to market and this little piggy............

[C_U_L8R]

6. That Cheney snarl

seems to be spreading.

Must be a sign of dementia.

[Random_Australian]

7. AAAAAGH! My hand is becoming blurry and indistinct! Am I on crack again?

[connecticut yankee]

8. I'm the deciderer here, see?

[dipsydoodle]

9. You bastards haven't listened to a word I've said

there's a link in DU if you don't believe me.

http://www.furtherconfusion.org/anyboard/suggestions/posts/69.html

[babylonsister]

10. "Mad man trying to walk, talk, and point at the same time." NT

[Olney Blue]

11. I'm with Stupid.

[madokie]

12. self delete

[skip fox]

13. W. is showing his audience how he'll be known as the "Shootingest

President," which is his desired legacy du jour.

[lpbk2713]

14. "So I sez to this Chinese guy 'Hey don't walk away from me boy'"

"And then I grabs him by the sleeve. I'll tell ya, I was about to kick his oriental ass right then and there."

[skip fox]

15. W. is "saying": "Listen, I'm gonna be a UNITER if I gotta shoot every last

one of them."

[11 Bravo]

16. Ya put one thumb in your ass and the other in your mouth ...

and switch 'em back and forth real fast.

[mtnsnake]

20. You're sick. nt

[skip fox]

17. W. is saying: "Boy, I wish I had some of the evil-doers right here, right

now . . . I'd sure teach them some business . . . or something . . ."

(And he is "thinking": "And, boy, would my poll numbers shoot up.")

[mandyky]

18. I have been taking sneering lessons

from DICK!!

[oasis]

19. The fascist gun in the west.

[Tim4319]

21. "And the third reason ...."

[debbierlus]

22. "See....we take em down..see...all of em....Yeah....See...?

And, then the angels are going to come down.

See?

God, told me so, see?