pres. to discuss some sort of war on terror today, whassup with that?

[mopaul]

anyone know anything about this? we're at war? with terror? jeez, i turn my back for one minute....

[acmavm]

1. You really gotta start paying attention. bush** seems to bring this

subject up frequently. Can't imagine how you missed it.

[mopaul]

2. hell, i'm in a cave in afghanistan, what do i know?

Mosama bin hermit

[tsuki]

3. No, he's at war with terra. Same old war. The press just misspelt

it. I can understand your confusion, being in the dark and dank of the Cave, Mosama.

[leesa]

4. It's the more recent war being stirred up against HIS reign of terror

that's bothering him. Hence the bogus speeches two or three times per week about the glorious war in Eurasia.

[HughBeaumont]

5. He THINKS we are.

For the rest of us who know better, we're all wondering when this Waronterr(TM) is going to START.

Men of Saudi and Egyptian descent, funded by Pakistan and Saudi Arabia AND TRAINED AT OUR OWN DAMNED NAVAL BASES, attacked us on September the Eleventh(Copyright 2001, RNC. All rights Reserved). This so-called Waronterr(TM) has been conducted against Afghanistan (giving Bin Goldstein a 2 month head start) and has slogged through Vietraq for 3 years running.

Leadership skills INDEED. This is like beating up a little old lady because you got robbed by a crackhead.