Wish me luck. I'm giving a tour to republican officials today.

[graywarrior]

Oh yeah.

I'm dressing up, teeth and everything.

[Deep13]

1. Have you had your vaccination shots?

Make sure you were eyeprotection to avoid being hit by any faulty premises flying around.

[graywarrior]

2. I'll take that line with me today

[Tesla]

3. Surround yourself in protective "White Light"

And ask your "Higher Power" for the BEST to happen!!!

That's what I do when I have to face FEAR!!!

[graywarrior]

6. Sig line is a hoot

[MadHound]

4. Hey, I think that they make full body condoms.

I suggest you go buy a couple, you know, in case one of them springs a leak.

[txindy]

5. Have your hip-high waders ready

Once they start with the bullsh*t, it'll get deep, fast.

Good luck! :applause: Let us know how it goes.

[graywarrior]

7. I will report back this evening.

After a few hot, scalding showers.

[Tesla]

9. Thanks!!!!

I do feel for you though.......

[Libby2]

8. Maybe a nice long walk

off of a short pier?


Just a suggestion.
Good luck.

[TlalocW]

10. What kind of tour?

Tour of the office? Tour of a city?

TlalocW

[graywarrior]

11. I work for a non-profit. It's a tour of the facility and programs

we run. My organization rocks. But we need funding and so we have to stay by-partisan.

[donsu]

12. you could try a protective Ward around yourself

when I drove cab, before starting, I put a Ward around the taxi that it wouldn't hit any: tourists, roller bladers, skate boarders, bikers, dogs, cats, chickens, etc.

it worked, never hit anything.

good luck.

[Darkhawk32]

13. Put your wallet in your FRONT pocket. n/t

[peekaloo]

14. May you quietly pass gas for the duration of the tour!

:-)

[donsu]

15. yours is absolutely the best advice - good thinking

nt

[Nickster]

16. If it gets too scary, just click your heels together. There's no place lik

e home, there's no place like home.....:-)