NATIONAL ANTHEM IN JESUS' LANGUAGE

[proud2BlibKansan]

PRESIDENT DEMANDS THAT AMERICA'S SLAVE CLASS SING NATIONAL ANTHEM IN JESUS' LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF MUMBO-JUMBO MEXICANESE
Statement by the President

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It has come to my attention that many of you brush critters intend to sing the American Theme Song in your native tongue, and well, I have to put my cowboy boot down. I can turn my back on this here problem of people not expressly invited to America overstaying their welcome for a long time, but when it comes to the defining jingle of this here nation, I have to make what I hope to GOD is a politically non-moronic choice.

You MUST sing The National Anthem the way it was written. No ifs, ands, or buts. Here, I'll show you how it's done:


"Oh hey do you seeeeee, all that dawn-like bright light,
That so proudly we sailed at the twilight old beaming.
Whose broads, stripes and stars blah blah blah blah blah FIGHT!
Oh the go-carts we watched, for so gallantly screaming.
And the rockets red glaaaaaare! Dropping bombs in her haaaaairr!!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah, and the flag is still there!
Whoa say does that star-mangled banner flap ooooooon?
And the land of the free, and the purple mountains brave majesty!"

more . . .
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/050106.asp

[Oversea Visitor]

1. How about real nice

American native style like Sioux, Comanche, Cheyenne all those native toungue you know.
I mean at least it is original American language .

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. great idea

[TexasLawyer]

2. If English was good enough for Jesus

then it's good enough for me and my national anthem!!!!:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. LOL

[low_phreaq]

3. Oh, thought for a moment somebody had translated it into Aramaic!

:P