How about a Caption for Karen Hughes - pic

[Kadie]

Under Secretary for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs Karen Hughes, introduces the awardee for the 2006 Kahlil Gibran Spirit of Humanity Award for International Achievement, Wednesday, May 3, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

[Cooley Hurd]

1. "...and in my dream, I'm holding Stephen Colbert's GIANT balls."

"...Kinda like this."

[shain from kane]

2. "Here's how I do it. Wide open mouth with a hand on each buttock. "n/t

[maddezmom]

3. "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

[BeatleBoot]

4. "So I told Godzilla, no, no, no,...you should blow fire this way...."

[central scrutinizer]

5. but who won? Donald Rumsfeld?

I assume this is one of the Republican double-speak awards, like the Medals of Freedom Bushco gives to the most egregious constitution shredders as a parting gift

[tanyev]

6. Why the feck is she even in attendace at an event for a

"Kahlil Gibran Spirit of Humanity" Award? Is this a bogus award her Ministry of Truth cooked up?

[npincus]

7. What's Bea Arthur doing at that podium?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. right on, Maude . . .

[highplainsdem]

8. "Whaddaya mean, Kahlil Gibran's spirit wants nothing to do with me?

And who was he, anyway?"


(editing to add quotation marks)

[partylessinOhio]

10. She is a big ZERO like all the other women in *'s life.