Gato Moteado
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Mon May-08-06 05:30 PM
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the 7 lb fish really IS chimpy's best moment in office |
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even if he did mistake a carp for a perch.
i mean, let's face it, this is the presidency that gave us 911, tax cuts for the rich, anti-science legislation, no response to katrina, an illegal war, $4 per gallon gas prices, a culture of corruption and the list goes on.
so, a 7 lb carp is a pretty damn good moment in comparison. if the chimp wants to call it a perch, i say let him.
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Mon May-08-06 05:32 PM
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1. Any way you dice it, his presidency has been CRAPPIE |
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Mon May-08-06 05:37 PM
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that was a typo.....i meant to type "crap". yes, he caught a 7lb turd in the septic field on his pig farm and he mistook it for a fish.
but that's ok. it's still his best moment as president.
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Mon May-08-06 07:05 PM
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13. Also "crappie" like the fish ... |
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Mon May-08-06 07:11 PM
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14. yeah, i actually got the joke.....we used to catch a lot of crappies.... |
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....up in fox lake in illinois. they were pretty damn tasty. better than bluegills.
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Mon May-08-06 07:17 PM
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15. Sorry -- I was afraid I'd be talking down by pointing it out ... |
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But you never know these days!
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Mon May-08-06 07:26 PM
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18. no need to be sorry....... |
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....i'm sure many people don't know about the joys of catching crappies!
now, have you ever gone smelt fishing?
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Mon May-08-06 07:44 PM
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27. Actually, never been fishing ... but have heard LOTS of fish reports! |
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Mon May-08-06 05:32 PM
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2. It's good because he wasn't actually IN office at the time |
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creating new pain for the rest of us. Even a moment's respite is welcome.
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Mon May-08-06 05:33 PM
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3. Exactly. That's what I thought was so funny about that story |
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What are some good things that Bush has done?
Well... uh... the Do Not Call list, and.. uh... one time he caught a really big fish while on vacation (he is on vacation a lot, you see).. and... uh... what else... ???
that's it!
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Mon May-08-06 05:35 PM
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4. I thought it's a bass now. |
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Mon May-08-06 05:39 PM
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7. yeah, and we went into iraq to liberate the women there |
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these guys change their minds a lot.
a bass, a perch, a crappie, a snook, a marlin. whatever chimpy wants it to be that's what we'll call it.
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Mon May-08-06 05:38 PM
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6. Bush's regime is one stinkin' kettle of fish |
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Mon May-08-06 05:45 PM
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8. "Caught" in a stocked fake lake on fake ranch by fake President |
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That is so fitting for Bush's stage managed reign of error.
All he can do is try and wise-crack his way out of unanswerable questions like that. Not funny!
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Mon May-08-06 05:49 PM
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9. Well, there's the Do Not Call Registry. |
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Then the fish. Not sure where to go from there.
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Mon May-08-06 05:53 PM
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10. It was seven AND A HALF pounds. They have released photographic PROOF... |
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Mon May-08-06 06:43 PM
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11. Exactly. He has nothing to which he can point as an actual accomplishment |
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in the five-plus years (is it only years? feels like decades, God help us) he's been playin' pResident. He's done nothing. He is nothing. Nada. Bupkes. Zilch. BIG fat zero.
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Mon May-08-06 06:50 PM
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12. yeah, but he caught a fish |
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give credit where credit is due.
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Mon May-08-06 07:23 PM
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17. I bet he fucked the fish after it was dead |
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It would fit with his character.
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Mon May-08-06 07:27 PM
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19. no, rick santorum and john cornyn did that after chimpy tossed... |
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Mon May-08-06 07:34 PM
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22. Then chimpy eats sloppy fish |
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Edited on Mon May-08-06 07:36 PM by sweetheart
for supper, just so show barb he knows how to eat humble pie.
Would you like some perch ala-sanroruyn, killed by a criminal idiot?
Would you like your perch fucked violently, or just incompetently?
Would you like it rovian or just flambe?
How about inside out pig-crawford style, or dignified with its eyes not fucked-out?
(sorry for the lurid imagery, kiddies! :-) )
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Mon May-08-06 07:36 PM
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24. hey now....i can't believe a DUer with the name sweetheart.... |
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...is coming up with this stuff.
take it easy or my thread will get locked :(
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Mon May-08-06 07:39 PM
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No intentions to lock yer' thread here, usted.
He's killed thousands of people... sadly, if his crimes could have just been contained to skull fucking people in his prison-empire.
My worst vocabulary pales next to the bush administration reality, pales next to the evil done by government in every prison, in every state in its fetid mess.
grrrrr... nothing personal, claro gente.
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Mon May-08-06 07:42 PM
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you can swear as much as you'd like in my threads.
;)
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Mon May-08-06 08:01 PM
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29. ok - ~(eye-watering fuck'speak) |
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Edited on Mon May-08-06 08:26 PM by sweetheart
He's a rat fucking fucking fuck, that fickle fucker; like his fuck-shooting vp-lame-duck, that fat violent motherfucker. No crime, murder against life itself that cheapskate ducker, in to the wet concrete foundation as it buries the citizen-fucker.
Once they become war criminals, its open seasons pickers, sweetheart's vocabuary views of the republican smiling pluckers.
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Mon May-08-06 09:17 PM
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30. ah...truer words were never spoken! |
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what time is it in scotland right now?
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Tue May-09-06 07:07 AM
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Tue May-09-06 10:11 AM
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32. so i guess you are about 7 hours ahead of central time in the US |
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Tue May-09-06 11:45 AM
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yes, 5 hours to the east coast, 8 hours to the west coast, 1 hour to paris/berlin.
The whole system of time used today was invented by the british to do global navigation, and why the system puts the "zero" timezone at greenwich in london. By knowing GMT, a ship can tell its longitude by observing the sky.
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Tue May-09-06 10:21 AM
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33. Record oil company profits. |
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Massive no-bid contracts to Cheney's company.
War profiteering at unprecedented levels.
Rich getting richer. Poor getting poorer.
He has accomplishments alright. Just not the kind he can talk about.
It really is mission accomplished for the asshole.
He was put in there to steal our money and he has been wildly successful.
Thanks to stupid working people who vote republican (or Diebold?).
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Tue May-09-06 11:23 AM
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34. we can't attribute those accomplishments to bush really..... |
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....he was just the front man that the repuke party used to gain power. he is as dumb as he seems. he reads the scripts and does what he's told and they let him think he is pres.
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Mon May-08-06 07:21 PM
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16. No his perch are full of more crap than most... |
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they also have the ability to reverse their digestive tract to spew crap out of their mouths. This only when they are pinned down. Ironic the President is also full of more crap and does the same digestive tract trick.
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Mon May-08-06 07:29 PM
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20. Wonder if this is on his IPOD? |
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Before the sun Fixed me some coffee and a honey bun Jumped in my pickup gave her the gas I'm goin' out to catch a five pound bass
Down by the lake side Just off the ramp All them people sleeping in their fising camp Some out in the pup tents Some out on the grass They all be dreaming 'bout that five pound bass
The early birdie always gets his worm Me I always get my wish When you're talking 'bout that five pound bass son The early wormy gets the fish
Jumped in my john boat I stow my gear I fire her up and when I am in the clear I sail across that water As smooth as glass Ready here I come you five pound bass
I find a perfect spot Some old dead trees Back in a canyon where you cain't feel no breeze I tie my lure I make my cast It's breakfast time you five pound bass
That old sun is rising That water is clear I watch my lure as it's flying through the air I see a ripple I hear a splash Lord have mercy, It's a five pound bass
SPOKEN: That's a five pound bass son Aw it's big as a god damned baby
(The Five Pound Bass, by Robert Earl Keen)
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Mon May-08-06 07:31 PM
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21. Bush has done NOTHING to make America better. |
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Not one single thing. Not anything. Nothing.
In fact, everything he's done has made America WORSE.
PSYCHO NAZI
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Mon May-08-06 07:34 PM
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23. well, technically he hasn't done anything..... |
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...he's the puppet. he just stands there and pretends to be a leader.
fishing is probably the hardest work he's done in 5 years. that, and posing for photo ops with a couple pieces of brush on his pig farm.
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Mon May-08-06 07:48 PM
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28. You had it without the text |
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"well, technically he hasn't done anything."
/already perfect
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