suggestions for cast of HBO's 'Rome' Season 3...

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George 'What a Fool Believes' Bush as Caesar Deciderus WithoutAClueus

Dick 'Deadeye' Cheney as Quintus Shotgun InFaceus

Karl 'Turd Blossom' Rove as Plame Affairius Leakerus

Condoleeza 'Imelda Shoes' Rice as Octavia Bruta Bitcherus

Alberto 'Gitmo' Gonzales as Attornius Generalia Tortureus

Donald 'Apocalypsius Iraqueus' Rumsfeld as Erastes Fuckupus Militarius

Anne 'Gash Limbaugh' Coulter as Dildorina Tightus Assus

Colin 'My Bee-otch' Powell as Cicero YesManius

Michael 'Brownie ShitStain' Brown as Katrina WhatHappendus

Bill 'Dr. Kiss-Ass' Frist as Insider Stockia Traderus

Joe 'Little Hannity' Scarborough as Deadus Internus in Officeus

Tom 'Roach Motel' Delay as Launderius Campaignus Fundus

Scott 'Doughy Pantload' McLellan as WhiteHouse-Sanctionedia Spinnus

Bill 'Mein Falafel' O'Reilly as Omiteus Factus

Joe 'DINO' Lieberman as Zellius Milleria Wannabeeus

Scooter Libby as Cassius Fallus Guyus

Trent 'Klansman' Lott as Posca Dippity-do-us

Zell 'Turncoat' Miller as Crazyia the Older

Antonin 'Nino' Scalia as Caesar Dangerous Trendus

Clarence 'Uncle Tom' Thomas as Jurius Long Dongus

Rush 'Pilonidal Cyst' Limbaugh as Moutheus Addictedus Ocycontinia

Jack 'Ka-Ching' Abramoff as Cato Guiltless Lobbyus

Samuel 'Scalito' Alito as Quibtus Little Sammyus

Lynne 'Butch' Cheney as Lesbiania Bookus Authoress

Matt 'CyberFaggus' Drudge as Monica Leakerus

Michael 'Skelator' Chertoff as Screwupius Securitus

Jeff 'Trader Jack' Gannon as Gayus Pullo Dickus

Laura 'Vicodin' Bush as Xanaxis Stareus

Dennis 'Penis HastaHurt' Hastert as Quintus Pompus Asseus

Katherine 'Avon Lady' Harris as Floridia Electionus Frauderus

Jerry 'Teletubbie' Falwell as Holier Than Thou-us

Osama 'Still Hiding' bin Laden as Imus Stillus NOT Saddamus

Karen 'Hurricane' Hughes as High Prophetess Fixeruperess

Sean 'Spanish Fly' Hannity as Baby Rushius

Mary 'Mouthpiece' Matalin as Coulter Lightus

Harriet 'Bush's Lewinsky' Miers as Polonia No Experienceus