Do your best impression of a Freeper post

[Rocknrule]

Here's mine:

"Evrything iz Klintuhns fawlt, if it hadunt ben 4 him, nyn-elehvun wouldntve happuned we gottuh hav Boosh forevr cuz he's Gawd's messunjur and hes prowtekting us from the evuldowers and the homoseckshuals with theyr noookyoular wepuns and Uhmurika wuz mayd 4 republukuns only, 4 mor wars...I meyn, yeers!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Sorry -- I can't type with my elbows.

[Skittles]

2. we are not helping our party

by bashing Bush :o

[Gman]

13. Get a clue moran!

You DEMONrats are all traitors to this God fearing country and to Jesus Christ hisself. You and the rest of your libarl friends will all burn in hell. George Bush was appointed by Jesus Christ to clear a path for His return. We will all be taken up in the rapchure. You and your ilk will be left behind.

[republicansarewhores]

14. Really?

Do you see how well the Rethugs seized power bashing Clinton?

Next time you go to a knife fight, take a gun.

RAW

[Sugar Smack]

46. She was doing her impression of a sneaky troll.

She's one of the biggest Bush-bashers I've seen on this board. ;-)

[C_U_L8R]

3. Sorry -- I can't type with my butt cheeks.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. We have a winner . . .

:bounce:

[timber84]

4. PING!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!

Wow that was HUGH!!!1111!!

[muntrv]

5. Ah balayve

dat da Souf' wuz raht ta sahseed from da' yoonyun ta preserf slayveree. Ah wish ah wuz in Dixie. Da Souf shall roz agin.

[UTUSN]

6. "Civil rights is not illegal immigration"

Every day.

[KingFlorez]

7. It's The evel left comunist fault

The hate Bush caus he's a good chrstan and god sent him to uz, he's betta than that Clintoon who did a bunch of bad things to uz. Iraq was librated and the comunists are just angry Bush got it done and he's a god sent librator

[Erika]

8. George Bush is a courageous leader who wants to

save us from evil-doers who live only in hopes of burying us (those third world countries with fifth rate armies). Thank God he wants to smack them down like the filthy vermin they are before they can carry out their horrible plans against us. Thank God for George W Bush.

It's so comforting that Bush is building all those bunker bombs and developing more nuclear weapons to protect us from these swine. These islamfascist pigs could harm us withing the next two centuries if we aren't brave and stop them now. We pray in thanks for God's blessing of giving us George Bush. God is good. God is Great. Let's all praise George Bush (ah,God, that is).

[Aristus]

9. Okay, that's just scary!

:scared:

Good imitation! B-)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

16. So we'll go no more a-wandering . . .

(I really like your Byron quote.)

[Aristus]

38. Thanks. Bit of a Byron fan.

B-)

[Erika]

10. (Forgive the correct spelling) Freepers would never do that n/t

[Hardrada]

11. Shute all communsts

and bury like dogs in city dump.

[Erika]

15. Schute all demoRATS and drown them

in the cesspools they are creating by lviving on welfar and taking the $ we urn thought our honest hard work. Those sleazy low-lifes (and we wink, wink, know their ethnicity)

[Hardrada]

20. Whut is Ethinicty?

[Erika]

23. You know.. Their not really one of us wink.wink

[ChrisdemW]

17. Sorry I cant pick my nose and type at the same time

n/t

[Rocknrule]

18. Here's a couple more:

"Boosh iz king! Boosh iz Gawd! Boosh iz thuh best prezidunt evr! I'd sel mie sowl for Boosh! I wihsh I cud hav his chyuld, evn thow Im a gy. He loks sow mahnlie in thaht flyt soot, he poots the cok in cokpit. I luhv Boosh sow mutch I wish I cood eet his shit! I wish I cood sirjikly atach mie lihps too hiz as! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"

"Gawddamm stoopid fihlthie libruls! I wana kil um al! Hayt is a gud feyling, I luhv to hayt evrywon butt othr republikuns! DY HEYTHUN LIBRULS DY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jim Sagle]

19. Thank Jeebus John "Krazy" Kerry didunt win!

He's a sociulistic, French-looking, horse-faced flip flopper!

[Gman]

28. It's John Effin Kerry

Get a clue, moran! :-)

[Yollam]

40. Hanoi John Skerry the Socialist murdering traitor

Who gave himself an injury (just a scratch) to get out of the war (even though he volunteered for Vietnam duty) who is married to that foreign bitch Ketchup woman who talks funny.

Have I mentioned he looks like Lurch and is having a gay affair with john Edwards? The photoshop pics prove it.

If he had been elected, he would have raised taxes on all Americans to 50%, given the whole middle east to the terrorists and we'd all be speaking Arabic right now, and all our kids would be forced to take gay marriage lessons. Abortions would be available at the 7-11 and the economy would be in the toilet just like after KKKlintoon the cigar jockey got out of office (the 90's boom was the delayed effect of Reaganomics you know). Then he would force us all to drive tiny granola-burning hybrid cars and order all suburbs demolished to protect the habitat of the spotted earthworm.





How's that?

[Ladyhawk]

42. Gotta call you on this one. Freepers don't know how to use hyphens. :) nt

[durrrty libby]

21. Those stinkin hippies need a bath.

The moon bat lib..ur..ills don't support r troops, give aid and comfort to all our many enemies, who hate us for our freedom

[Vogon_Glory]

22. Infrastructure

Cutting spending on infrastructure will create new jobs because it puts more money in truckers' and motorists' pockets. Holes in the pavement provide work to auto mechanics who can make money repairing shock absorbers and replacing wheels and tire rims.


Wear and tear on highways and bridges are caused by illegal immigrants. If they were all shipped back to Mexico, Haiti, and the Dominican Republic, they'd stay in good repair for decades longer. Only tax-and-spend left-wing commie-libs would say otherwise.


If as those tax-and-spend liberals say, those bridges and roadways DO wear out, repairing them will provide more jobs to the private sector who will replace them.

[Erika]

24. Our intrafructure fallin apart is a good thing

Bush was so wise in allowing this to happen. He is profiding good jobs and oppurtinites for big buziness. That's where are future iz. Corprations to the rescuu.

[stevedeshazer]

25. Dear Fellow Freepers,

Dear Fellow Freepers,

I have listened patiently over the past many months to all the phsyco babbel press reports and polls and all the other tripe the democrat machine delivers through it's spider like media outlets, but the facts remain unchanged:

America loves GWB.....They don't want aliens sapping the system of social resourses dry.....they don't want higher taxes and they do not want every problem solved by a bloated, ineffectual federal government

The democrat colalition of splinter groups is only that; it is not a cohesive organization of dedicated people, striving to make America stronger through self reliance....they are a collection disparte groups only interesed in sucking on the tit of this country, and America doesn't want that.

Despite having the most spinless wussies for senators, the GOP is the only place where Americans can protect their long term future and that is why they will hold both houses for a while to come

And Heaven forbid they ever elect someone with balls, why we might even start being proud of the capitalist system, and democracy again.....

[Erika]

26. Uscellent

You panted the wright wingers 100% cerrectly!

[stevedeshazer]

29. It's a real Freeper post, I just posted the first thing I saw

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1629619/posts

Truth is, I can't really right like that. :)

[Erika]

36. Wow. It was one of their idiotic posts

Their stupidity is beyond belief.

[stevedeshazer]

37. You just can't make that stuff up.

I tried. I couldn't top the real thing. :)

[Bluebear]

27. You thhink KKKlintoon and Hitlery could of done any better?!?!?!?!

And yet all the demoRATS do is whine whine whine pick pick every day. What's THERE plan????????? You think THEY could do better? I don't ****think**** so!!!!!!!!!!!111111 ID ONT" THINK SO!!@!!!!!!! All they can do isgo to tooty fruity "weddings" and rallys with Jane Fonda and John "horsefce" Kerry! And Chappaquiddick!!!! PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!1111

(Skoal flying everywhere)

[Ringo84]

30. Re:

That's easy.

Are you lying, anti-American DemoRAT lefists still around?

Apparently you didn't get the memo: we're at war. You don't go around criticizing our President when we're trying to fight a war overseas.

It's this kind of "blame America" sentiment that helped us lose in Vietnam. When you undermine your country and its leader, you undermine our entire war effort, strengthening the enemy and hurting our troops!

You should be glad that we have a good man with convictions in office. He protected us on 9/11, which i more than I can say for a DemoRAT President, who probably would have immediately surrendered to the terrorists like the FRENCH.

I have always said: support your country or get the hell out.

Is that a good impression?
Ringo

[Rocknrule]

31. That's so good it's scary

Did you cut & paste that one?

[Ringo84]

32. To Rocknrule

Thanks!

No, I actually came up with it myself. I originally posted it on ICQ (where I'm known as a liberal), and the people on the board had the same reaction.

Unfortunately, I listen WAY too much to right-wingers. I've also read all of the hate mail volumes.
Ringo

[Erika]

35. The leftists let us down in Vietnam

Can you imagine the demoRats bitching abour our CIC decisions to bomb the Ho Chi Minh Trail only on announced days? Didn't they understand that we should be PC in this war? That's what Nixon mandated.

Vietnam was very important. The world knew if we lost in Vietnam, our country was doomed. The Republicans said if we didn't stop the dominoe affect there, America would be lost.

THE GODDAMN LIARS. Now look at www.icasualties.org

What the HELL has Bush put on this country?

[wellst0nev0ter]

39. ZZZZZOT!!

let that be a lesson to the rest of you librul lurkers.

[gr8dane_daddy]

33. Zeig Heil!

[Initech]

34. His name is Robert Paulsen.

[RagingInMiami]

41. These ILLEGALS come and take our jobs away from us

And one day we will all be speaking Spanish!

Wait, did you say freeper post? That could have been a DU post.

Let me try again.

The only reason Bush's polls are down is because of the liberal media.

That's better. I knew there had to be something that set us apart.

[degreesofgray]

43. At the Bush rally during Election '04

when it was my turn to ask a question of our President, first I thanked him for fighting the terrorists over there rather than over here and then I told him he is in my prayers and thoughts as he fights the Islamofascists. The President thanked me (and I don't mind telling you how wonderful it is to realize that the President of the Greatest Country in the History of the Universe actually heard the words that were formed by my own lips), and I felt an anointing from the Lord at that moment and told the President that it gives me and my family great peace knowing that God has placed him in his place of leadership and stewardship over our great land. I drove home that night filled in the spirit, rejuvenated to cast the liberals and the abortionists and the homosexuals out of Washington forever. When God's will was upheld in the November elections I knew that He had heard our fervent, heartfelt prayers (which of course was hugh!!!11!!).

[slybacon9]

44. Prayers 4 R Prez chat room is back online!1!!

God, help our president in his fight agenst evil and that all our nukular bombs hit there targets and all our bullits kill the evildoers and make there heds explode. Amen.

[Robbie Michaels]

45. I got one

"Fuck, did you see what that Robbie Michaels posted? What stirred up that moonbat? Those Mexicans are dangerous and we can't have more Reconquistas like him crossing the border, but we can't do anything about it because Goddamn Bush is obstructing the fine work of real patriots like Jim Gilchrist. Close the borders!"

or...

"I better write that down for my DUmmie Funnies blog that only a few of you Freeps read and no one comments on."

Shit, that wasn't realistic. I know how to spell. :rofl:

[Rocknrule]

47. "We need Bush in 08, 012, 016, nd 4evr!1"

"seriously if bush dusnt win in 08 then were all screwed its bad to change presndts in the middle of teh war on terrr i meen wut ar ppls probs with him, hez an intellgnt gud guy and he dusnt supprt abortin and dat wird theery cald evolushun that sez were dinosaurs i meen what da fuk"

Know what's scary? This is a real post!

[leeroysphitz]

48. I don't care if she IS my sister. She's PURTY... nt

[originalpckelly]

49. Listen you commie-lovin pinko secular-progressives

-who-are-destroying-America

The President is GOD!!!!!!!!



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