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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 11:55 PM
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I'm a republican because i'm for smaller government.






oh?













oh really?

















um, so........

















WIRETAPPING?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

message to all of you fat white republican male sales rep assholes i had to hear talk about "smaller government" before both elections: EAT SHIT AND DIE.


thank you for your time, have a nice evening.



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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 11:57 PM
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1. instant recommendation....
:toast:
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 11:58 PM
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2. Bravo!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 11:58 PM
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3. LOL!
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 11:58 PM
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4. Does this mean ...
... it's now too big to drown in a bathtub?

Just wonderin' ...
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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 12:14 AM
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5. heh heh
i like you
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 12:15 AM
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6. Gee................ ya think?
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 12:31 AM
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7. GOP response to Bigger Government ...
... take your tax-cut and build a BIGGER bathtub.

Prediction: Lake Superior will be declared a 'bathtub' tomorrow morning.
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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:24 PM
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8. to quote jaws....
we're gonna need a bigger boat.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:55 PM
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10. Still waiting for the day Fitz frog-marches Rove out of his office ...
... and says: "The taxidermy man gonna have a heart-attack when he sees what I brung him!"

One good Jaws quote always leads to another ...
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:26 PM
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9. !
:rofl:
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:57 PM
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11. not wiretapping - most gigantic database in the world!!
If that ain't big government, I don't know what is. :crazy:
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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 04:59 PM
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12. im really just waiting for them to announce plans for a Death Star
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Strathos Donating Member (713 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 05:09 PM
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13. AWESOME!
Very well said. I've thrown similar things in their faces when they say shit like that. Like let's say, uh, writing discrimination into the Constitution. They just look at me like I popped in from Uranus, or their anus! LOL
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SlipperySlope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:35 PM
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14. I'm a vegetarian because I'm for killing animals
Or some logic like that...
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Festivito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 09:05 AM
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15. Now you've got big government with small people in charge.
Stupid is as stupid does.
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leesa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-13-06 10:02 AM
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16. Good respomse. The smaller government thing was always bullshit
anyway because they never counted their desire for an over-bloated defense budget and their lust for corporate welfare.
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