So have you ever searched Amazon for "My Pet Goat"?

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top link is to "Reading Mastery - Level 2 Storybook 1 (Hardcover)"
by Siegfried Engelmann and Elaine C. Bruner

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0026863553/sr=8-1/qid=1147410046/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-1120013-9538369?%5Fencoding=UTF8

the joy is in the comments, however:

Reviewer: Cowboy Bush from Bush ranch
I just Love goats!! Why, everytime I feel lonely and when Ariel was not watching, I would sneak out to the back of my ranch house and give my favourite goat Sally a good one! That's why I only invite liberal minded people like Bandar over (no not those librulz, dummy) to mah ranch house. Funny, he refused to give it a go. Those Muslims are all the same when it comes to just letting it go once in a while. Please don't tell Laura about this or about how when I was doing it to her, I always imagine her being a sexy goat! And did I mention it? Them WMDs could be in one of them barns in mah ranch...Only me and mah goats know it and Mah goats won;t tell on me 'cos I always keep them happy!

I dont no about you but i get really tired of hearing Karl talk about the little democratic girl in grade skool that whooped his ass, making him want to be an upstanding vindictive republican that he is. So when Karl starts on that storee again, or Dick's wife goes on about her lesbian novel, or my good pal Bill O'Really calls to practice his fone you-know-what on Barbara, I take out my faverit book. Becuz i like goats. Scapegoats especially. Becuz i have never made a mistak. Its hard wurk being Prezidint. 'Spechilly when the drugs and alkehol havent kicked in yet. When I yell and cuss at anyone who disugrees with me i read this buk to make me feel better. Im the prezidint. I reprezent Amerika. Mishun Acomplished. This buk wuz so excitin' that I cudnt put it down. I usuly dont reed. But you problee coudnt tell. Is it time for another vacation yet? Why cant *I* be a fashion god like my FEMA pal? The wurld is so unfair. People are agins me. Thats why I like goat. And oil.

As the publisher of Reading Mastery 2, I would like to state for the record that, contrary to rumor, the story entitled "The Pet Goat" within Reading Mastery 2 has NOT been scientifically proven to produce a condition that the medical community has termed Catatonic Stupidity (or CS, for short). CS is marked by sudden episodes of looking like an inept idiot while on camera for a period lasting a little over seven minutes in duration. Extensive study in the laboratory with Reading Mastery 2 has failed to reproduce any claims of "The Pet Goat" causing CS.

Thank for your attention.

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