The New *Hello*

[nutsnberries]

*Bush Sucks* when you answer the phone.

Heard it on Stephanie Miller. :rofl:

[Chimichurri]

1. lol

I'll definately use that.

[realisticphish]

2. "welcome to"

"sony tech support; bush sucks, how may I help you?"

[nutsnberries]

5. yeah, i'm gonna vary my *hello*s and

i'll use that one!

[Howardx]

3. i got an early morning call yesterday

from a pal who woke up and read the nsa story he said " oh i just wanted to to call and say F*ck Bush" im considering referring to everything as "the bomb" when im on the phone now.

[nutsnberries]

4. everybody do it!

:nuke:

[shadowknows69]

6. Or answer

"Thank you for calling the NSA phone database. The party you are trying to reach will be on the line momentarily."

[nutsnberries]

7. .

:thumbsup:

[Howardx]

8. someone posted a list of "watch" words

that they use, we should get that and say as many of them as possible to flood them with stuff they have to listen to, that will slow the process down a bit!

[shadowknows69]

12. I'm thinking about having my wife record a soundbyte

saying just that ("Thank you for calling the NSA phone database. The party you are trying to reach will be on the line momentarily.") so I can play it off the comp when I answer calls. Anyone want a copy when I get it done. She does a great nasaly operator voice.

[Roland99]

9. I'm going to stick with my new one >>>>>>>

"Thanks for calling the Al Qaeda House of Holy Jihad Against the Great Satan Bush, how may I help you?"

[nutsnberries]

10. you fit a lot of watch words into that one!

:applause:

i'm gonna search for the "watch" list....

[Howardx]

13. it was posted here not too long ago

if you find it please repost here!

[nutsnberries]

15. is this it?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1156341&mesg_id=1156341

[Howardx]

16. yeah thanks!

n/t

[nutsnberries]

21. another thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5141924&mesg_id=5142290

[shadowknows69]

11. You're a braver man than I Sir Roland.

:yourock:

[Roland99]

20. Well, that only works when I use my cellphone

My home phone is Vonage (VoIP) :)

[SiouxJ]

14. I used, "hello George"

this morning when I left a message for my repuke parents. I doubt they'll get it.

I think I'll keep answering the phone like that for a bit.

[nutsnberries]

17. try

*what's that clicking sound?*

[SiouxJ]

18. actually I've had a clicking sound on my phone for years

I always point it out to people I'm talking to and say I wouldn't be surprised if we're being listened in on.

[nutsnberries]

19. when a particular light is on in my kitchen, my phone clicks. I'm going

to use it as an audio prop now. :shrug: