Bush to Move Lou Dobbs to the Mexican Border

[Gormy Cuss]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12817470/site/newsweek/

U.S. MOVES LOU DOBBS TO MEXICAN BORDER
Anchorman To Serve As Barrier To Illegal Immigrants

In his toughest stand yet against illegal immigration, President George W. Bush today announced that he would move CNN anchorman Lou Dobbs to the United States’ border with Mexico.

For Mr. Bush, who one day earlier had announced that he was moving 10,000 National Guard troops to the Mexican border, the decision to dispatch Mr. Dobbs means that the deployment of Guard troops was no longer necessary.

“It is my belief that America’s most powerful weapon against illegal immigration has always been and will always be Lou Dobbs,” Mr. Bush said in a nationally televised address....

n.b. It's satire.

[Wetzelbill]

1. you know, nothing would surprise me anymore

:)