Who am I?

[Horse with no Name]

I will go down on you and make you extremely happy.
But only long enough until you think its going to get better.
Then I will come back up and fuck you like no other.








Sincerely yours,
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[Maddy McCall]

1. LOL.

I was scared until I saw the signature. :D

[WePurrsevere]

2. Oh my.. too funny! It had me going there for a minute too.

Thanks for the laugh. B-)

[Gabi Hayes]

3. you should edit this. restate it as a riddle: who am I?

I'm going to forward it as such

It's REALLY well done, btw

thought it sucked, til I read who "it" was

[Horse with no Name]

4. Done.

Great idea--Thanks!

[Gabi Hayes]

5. haaaaaaaaaaaa....thanks

here's something I wish I'd thought of as quickly:

the other day I made one of my classes (a study hall, actually) angry for daring to make them sit down and.......study!

somebody wrote on the board: Mr. B smells

one of my favorites said, "Mr. B, you smell!" taken somewhat aback, I tried to keep my composure, and figure out what to say, but he pointed to the whiteboard as he said it, at which point I saw the scribbling. nothing much happened after that, aside from their losing their privileges til I found out who did it....I didn't

point is, when I told someone else at school about it, she instantly said, "you should have walked up to the board and written 'good' under the word 'smells'!"

if only.....

[Horse with no Name]

6. I hate when I do that

I hate coming up with witty answers when I am lying in bed at the end of the day.