Lost in the woods of a week, Wednesday needs a CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

"I want a probe into Democratic finances . . . and while we're at it, into all those people who expressed doubt about our great WAR ON TERROR over the phone on those records we just collected and didn't listen into. . . . And I'd like to do it personally!"

[Random_Australian]

1. The cream to make my face so shiny?Just dab some on your finger like this.

[Random_Australian]

2. To pick one's nose, extend the arm, hold up one finger like this........

[Hubert Flottz]

3. "And I feel like we can declare total war on the veterans because...

Gawd knows, none of them are the haves and the have mores!"

[xchrom]

4. how long have you been back?

or have i just not seen you here?

anyway there you are -- hope all is well.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I've been around, but I haven't had a chance to post much...

been doing my spring farming and some fishin'. My pound pup treed a big raccoon in the front yard last night, so I'm headed to the pig ear store to buy him a reward. Now I know what junked my finch and squirrel feeders last week.

[xchrom]

16. lol -- that all sounds gorgeous.

don't let your dog tangle with a raccoon though.

raccoons are tough customers and can kill a dog -- will kill a dog if they get a chance.

not that i dislike raccoons -- i don't -- they're just tougher than popular myth.

and fishin sounds wonderful.

[GreenCommie]

5. "What does it mean to be Republican?

All I have to do is raise a finger and FNN trembles and does anything I want."

[NJ_Lib]

6. How do I get Chimp to do what I want, you ask? See...

... this finger...? ;)

[MiniMe]

7. Pull my finger

[GreenCommie]

8. "And then I said...

'No Mr. Bush, this is your left.'"

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. A single digit popularity rating

is right around the corner for his highness, the president, unless we stop the subversive left.

[sarge43]

11. You sure you want to know where this finger has been? n/t

[dipsydoodle]

12. Aba, daba, daba,........................

"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they'd chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"...........

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Will Pitt... here's your probe!

[skip fox]

14. "I can count all the good liberals on the finger of one hand. . . . Dead!"

:)

[ificandream]

15. You take this finger and you ...

[diamondsndust]

17. First I stick my finger up dumbya's ass like this, then....

I work the whole hand in. How do you think I make his lips move when I talk?? He's a neat dummy!

[skip fox]

18. "Heck no, we don't use polls! Instead we stick a finger up in the air.

Who do you think we are, anyway?"

[skip fox]

19. "With this finger I can reduce civilizations to rubble!"

:)

[paparush]

20. This Finger was SOOOO far up Bush's ass..see that's the power I yield.