Cspan? Should the U.S. have direct talks with Iran? They've offered

[Philosoraptor]

Nah, we don't talk with nations, we invade them, enslave their people and take their stuff.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

1. Slight correction, if I may:

...enslave and KILL their people...

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Why not?

It beats bombing the shit out of them.

[neoblues]

3. Exactly... Talk Is An Implied INSULT...

How DARE they suggests "Talks"! That's rather presumptuous--no, it's actually IMPUDENT! We are the master, they are so puny we wouldn't even have them as slaves (well, maybe--if there's money or oil in it).

Those IRANIANS just don't get it. The only words we want to hear from them are: "Yes, Master", "As You Wish, Master", "We Will Obey, Master", "Anything You Say, Master", "We Are Yours, Please Use Us To Do Your Will On Earth" and equivalent speech. Also, even that is not to be a part of a "conversation". We don't "converse" with such insignificant sub-human infidels. What a silly notion.

Until they come to understand the reality of their sub-humanity as well as the false abomination that is their religion--AND learn to speak ENGLISH (the language of Humans), we won't even accept their subservience and tributary rights to their oil.

Talk with us... indeed. (harrumpf)
:sarcasm:

[Philosoraptor]

4. Sub-humans don't deserve negotiations or capitulations.

Like Conan the Destroyer said in "Conan the Destroyer", "Enough talk"!

[leveymg]

5. Oops. They retaliated. Just lost D.C.

Military Aide: Sirs, CentCom and FEMA estimate immediate casulties from the dirty-bomb event yesterday to be about 2000 immediate casualties, but some 200,000 received lethal doses of radiation within the District and immediate surrounding area.

Rover: Well, there is one silver-lining.

Bush: What'd ya mean?

Rover: There are a whole lot fewer Democratic-voting natives. And, we picked up a seat in Utah.

Cheney: Think of it as the New Orleans-style home improvement. Do you guys wanna buy some more Halliburton options?

Bush: I'll have to ask Poppy. . . think Carlyle has that reconstruction shit covered real good.

Rover: No thanks. My broker says, I'm maxed-out with Big Pharma and Home Depot stock. We are still expecting some biological attacks, aren't we?

Bush: Well, what a' do now?

Rover: Let's order lunch. I'm famished. Pizza?

Cheney: No, first, let's order another nuclear strike. Colonel, would you hand me that phone. . .