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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 10:25 AM
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I post a Post Turtle Analogy for you. Now, it's for posted you.
A Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to former
Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being
familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain, "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to
help the dumb shit get down!"
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 10:27 AM
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1. I want to see him fall
big time :bounce:
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 10:36 AM
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2. I want to see them lose all their money and property and become

newly poor
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 10:43 AM
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4. That's exactly what I'd like to see
Also, I'd like to see the whole family utterly humiliated so none of them ever dared to run for public office again.
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Theres-a Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 10:38 AM
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3. Clever
And accurate.Yet another nickname for the dubya.Post Turtle.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 10:45 AM
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5. Good even the second time around! Thirds please.
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