Caption this Phelps Picture

[ECH1969]

Or just laugh at the fool.

[SammyBlue]

1. Wow. . .so that's what someone with a pole up their ass looks like

Nice juxtaposing the two tools with the shirts on!

[RebelDawg]

2. It looks like those "tools"

are actually making fun of the prick.

[Bluebear]

3. That's what I thought, too nt

[Kikosexy2]

4. A Dirty Ol' Man...

with his pedophile hussies or groupies...anyhoo, just creepy sickos who will burn in Hell anyways...

[peekaloo]

5. LOL! I love these kids!

Just like the guy from the Schiavo protest who held up the "We're idiots" sign.

:thumbsup:

[frylock]

28. here you go..

[reichstag911]

6. The fat kid, the preacher-man, and the geek...

...desperately looking for someone on whom thay can take out all the abuse they've suffered over the years for their profound social, personal, and sexual inadequacies.

[DS1]

23. Did you even READ what's on their shirts?

:eyes:

[Swamp Rat]

29. Umm... look at the photo again,

specifically at the shirts the two young men are wearing.

[The Witch]

7. He looks like he's bringing home the Ten Commandments.

Only there are only two. Hate and Hate More.
:eyes:

What a nutbar.

[Flubadubya]

8. Yeah, and wearing a condom to boot...

[The Witch]

10. the Ten Condommandments?

:snicker:

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. a busted one at that..............

[TimeChaser]

30. If he's inside a condom, then that makes him a...

:D

[Recursion]

9. The absolute worst statement on Phelps's site:

I went there, once, and stayed as long as I could keep my lunch down to try and see what was wrong with these people. And I saw one of the most disturbing sentences I've ever seen in my life:

God doesn't hate them because they're f***s, they're f***s because God hates them.

That's messed up. Seriously. Messed up beyond repair. Deport these guys.

[BR_Parkway]

17. So, following that logic - me being gay is God's will? Who am I

to argue with God?

[Dave Reynolds]

26. But it gets confusing.

You must have pissed God off rather badly to make him hate you first, and then he made you gay.

Apparently the whole pillar of salt thing is outdated. :D

[Sequoia]

11. I just found the book "The Whole World was Watching"

by Romaine Patterson which was in the library about Matthew Shepard and these fiends. I'll never forget the news that day when I heard about him I just gasped in horror. Sometimes when I drive down a country road and see old fence posts I'm reminded of him, God rest his soul.

[Ringo84]

13. Phelps

Someday, that self-hatred is going to kill him. That stuff eats you up inside.
Ringo

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Man, their family album must be a real adventure.

[Tripper11]

15. He looks like a character out of.....

A Stephen King novel. :scared::scared::scared:

[Alamom]

25. One of King's worst nightmares......

Then he puts "it" in a book & movie to scare the crap out of everyone.

[Initech]

16. Anyone as far to the right as Phelps is hiding a deep, dark secret.

I'm an armchair psychologist, but that's easily what I think.

[Sal Minella]

21. Yup. There's things about him he does NOT want us to suspect.

[KyuzoGator]

27. Heh, damn I miss Bill Hicks...

I got it.

[Beelzebud]

18. Ready... Aim... FIRE!

[diamondsndust]

19. Caption: Local sewer overflows, human waste found on streets..

what a bunch of buffoons

[Jigarotta]

20. God Hates Gags - like the one this pustule is trying to pull off.

what a disturbance to humanity that freak of nature is.

Blacks Die, God Laughs
Women Die, God Laughs
Poor people Die, God Laughs
Jews Died, God Laughed
Stalin Killed Millions, God Laughed

could he get away with that? not likely, but gay people are fair game in the freedom of speech laws it seems.

[lpbk2713]

22. I find it remarkable

that a grieving friend or relative hasn't snuffed that a-hole by now.

I truly believe he's living on borrowed time.

[HannibalBarca]

24. Hmmm

Is it just me or does he look like the evil preacher, "Kane" out of poltergeist 2???

[Ioo]

31. I take it in the Ass