Just had someone offer me tix to a Bush dinner

[shadowknows69]

Because I have a small business I get these calls every now and then. They even sent me a picture of W once which makes a really nice dartboard. I had to tell the woman on the phone that I'd really rather see the President impeached than have dinner with him but thanks for asking.


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[spinbaby]

1. How much did they want for them?

Last I heard, the going rate for a Bush dinner was $2000.

[shadowknows69]

3. Ok, maybe I'd attend for $2000

But I won't enjoy it. And they'd have to pay me in cash. I know our country is in debt. No checks.

[dysfunctional press]

2. i'd LOVE to go to a bush dinner...

although i'd probably leave in handcuffs.

[shadowknows69]

5. You and me both

n/t

[panader0]

7. My thoughts exactly. I'd love to be invited and make a scene!

[symbolman]

4. I assume they weren't FREE, eh?

Would you have to pony up 10 grand to be in the same room for a rubber hot dog?

Hell, we might be heading out to the mainland soon, *I*d go with you.. be hard to keep a straight face, but what a chance to SHOW YOUR ASS!!

"Mr President, I'd like to ASS you a Question.."

Ala Ace Ventura :)

[shadowknows69]

6. I'm pretty sure that would get me a sniper's bullet

Not necessarily somewhere fatal but somewhere really painful.

[symbolman]

8. Well then

counting Bush, there would be at least THREE A-Holes in the room.. the one you were born with, the new one installed by the Regime Darth Vaders, and of course the one at the Podium :)

yeah, some things you just don't go near.. toxic nuke dumps, crack houses, Bush..

[marmar]

9. You should go to the dinner...

then go Ray McGovern on his ass and call him out.

[shadowknows69]

10. Did I mention it was a SMALL business

and currently making no revenue lol. So I'm beat. I don't think they'll be calling back after my impeachment comment.

[oldtime dfl_er]

13. I'd go if I could wear this!!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby.37356543

[zbdent]

11. Should have told them

"Sorry, I prefer Charmin . . . them Bush tickets give me roids . . ."

[zbdent]

12. Shoulda gone onto Freeptardland

and cried that you couldn't attend . . . so you wanted to put the tickets up on e-bay . . . but be careful, them's sneaky . . . they'll send you a fake cashiers' check . . . for the amount over your asking price, and ask you to send the diff . . .

[Sparkman]

14. A friend just offered me tickets too, $1500 to attend. this makes me puke

[The_Casual_Observer]

15. First prize one free ticket to see bush, second prize two tickets

to see bush.