Rosco T.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:00 PM
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Ladies & Gentlemen, time to put the shoe on the other foot:: Shrub & Condi |
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Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 03:04 PM by Rosco T.
At this point I don't care if it's true or not (I think it is.. there's enought to back it up). We need to start a massive, MASSIVE "viral marketing" campaign to get this out there and circulating.
Use all the zingers that Randi has been using (and more), the "my husband" comment, find that picture of her gazing loving at Shrub with the puppy dog eyes, spread it far and wide...
BUT NEVER SAY OUTRIGHT THAT IT'S TRUE!
"Isn't is terrible what's going around, and look at this picture... I suppose it could happen..." "Damn.. it they went after Clinton, shouldn't we...."
for Max Cleland, for Clinton, for Kerry, for Gore, for EVERYONE ONE THAT THESE BASTARDS HAVE SMEARED..
In the words of a very wise (long eared) philosopher.. "of course you know, this means war.."
Payback time... in SPADES (Clubs, Hearts and Diamonds).
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:02 PM
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1. "People have said...." |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:29 PM
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34. " ... some say ..." ... " ... there are those who think ... " |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:45 PM
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41. "I've heard it said...." |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:51 PM
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43. And then when challenged, do a "Katie Couric" |
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...and say, "Oh, well, I'll have to look into that and get back with you..."
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Fri Jun-02-06 04:36 PM
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That's when you know you've won a debate. :party:
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:03 PM
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2. doesn't matter if it's true, just spread it around |
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every time they have to deny it, we win.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:04 PM
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3. I so hope it actually is true, but even if it isn't |
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it makes for a good story that is now being told by more people than just us kidding around about it.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:04 PM
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4. But Shrub and Condo are different colors! Un-Christian? |
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We need to get a quick ruling from Jerry Falwell or Pat Robinson on their affair. If he tries to lie about this he must be impeached. It is probably understandable, an Oedipus thing, Babs and Condo share top honors for ugliness; and if I had to go to bed with Pickles every night... Say no more! Say no more!
I say strip the lovers naked, put them in a birch-bark canoe with no supplies, and set them adrift in mid-ocean.
And I suggest black and white film for drama and comic irony.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:13 PM
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17. But...but....I thought she was GAY!!! And he was, too!!!! |
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Maybe they're acting as beards for one another...it's hard out there in the closet!!!
Could it be that a closet door has swung open, a scandal is about to break, and they're getting with the "right" gender to deflect criticism, and get people talking 'bout cheatin' instead of that other speculation? It's sure hard to convincingly support any antigay legislation if you're found to be grazing in the other pasture, as it were...
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:04 PM
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5. Ain't paybacks a b*tch! |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:04 PM
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Isn't that the line they use before they do their slander dumps?
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:05 PM
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7. That Sort Of thing Happens, Sir |
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There must be some explaination for their evident closeness, particularly since she is obviously not up to her official positions....
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:06 PM
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9. "official postions"..... |
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
guess this makes the concept of "affairs of state" a whole new thing?
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:12 PM
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15. Thank You, Mr. Roscoe |
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It is nice to have a double entendre appreciated....
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Rosco T.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:13 PM
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18. That's wasn't a double entendre, that was a 2x4 over the head (grin).. |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:25 PM
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31. I don't think her official duties |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:26 PM
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32. Some People Like It That Way, Ma'am |
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Especialy more athletic types, fitness buffs and indeafatgueable exercise fanatics and such....
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:56 PM
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44. I'm an out of shape middle aged guy, |
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and standing up is a fine position.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:06 PM
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I thought that the moron was having an affair with that Guggert/Gannon male pimp military prostitute???????? Is the doofus really capable of two extra marital affairs at a time? :+
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:08 PM
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11. well, he could have both at once... triple up and all... |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:07 PM
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10. Yeah, they're doing the ..... |
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horizontal hula. :puke:
I bet there's some kinkiness in there too. You know, S&M, light bondage sorta thing.
Condi can be a stern taskmistress, if you catch my drift...... Just a vibe but I think so.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:08 PM
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12. I had homosexual sex with George W. Bush while we were high on cocaine |
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I'm not gay, but if it will help, I'll take one for the team.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:10 PM
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14. was that you? I thought I saw someone next to the horse and |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:17 PM
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24. You, my dear sir, are a true patriot. n/t |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:31 PM
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38. "Man Claims Bush Coerced Him Into Gay Sex Encounter" |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:09 PM
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13. Yes, never let the truth get in the way. |
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Jesse MacBeth, and Jason Leopold have been stellar for us.
Bringing out something like this, that is probably untrue and is KNOWN to be untrue and then having it blow up is just ammo for the other side.
If it was true, fine. Not like this.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:12 PM
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16. Never said to say it was TRUE... just the "have you heard?"... |
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kinds like the famous six words from the new Doctor Who that took down the Prime Minister..
"Don't you think she looks tired?"
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:14 PM
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20. Still, just because the other side does it... |
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Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 03:14 PM by Scoody Boo
does not make it less unseemly when we do it.
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Rosco T.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:15 PM
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we have some things to back it up ("my husband").
and it's time they learned that payback is hell.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:13 PM
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And there is certainly a chance the pair are involved with one another....
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:17 PM
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25. Well, things like this usually start out in the gutter... |
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then get worse. There have already been several black woman/white man comments. I am involved in an interacial relationship myself so even in jest, such comments do offend.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:22 PM
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'Twas an evening in November, As I very well remember, I was strolling down the street in drunken pride, But my knees were all a'flutter So I landed in the gutter, And a pig came up and lay down by my side. Yes I lay there in the gutter Thinking thoughts I could not utter, When a colleen passing by did softly say, 'Ye can tell a man that boozes By the company he chooses' - At that, the pig got up and Walked away.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:24 PM
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29. Oh get real! I'm a fag. Do you know how far my arm |
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would have warn off if I wore that on my sleeve?
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:29 PM
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36. Well, I won't keep anyone from their fun... |
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I just expressed my thoughts on the matter and with this, I'll depart from this discussion. A sergeant of mine once advised, "Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get covered in mud and the pig will like it."
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:24 PM
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30. Damn man, give it a freaking rest |
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I already know you don't like Leopold because you've told us about 500 times. Find a hobby or something.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:29 PM
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35. I heard there's openings in Iraq |
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for mercenaries. I don't know why our friend is still hanging around?
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Fri Jun-02-06 04:59 PM
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47. I already accomplished... |
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what I wanted with my time in Iraq. I have established my own business here in Texas.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:14 PM
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21. "I heard from a friend of a friend" |
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gossip spreads like wildfire, regardless of the veracity. And since these idiots only watch Fox News, they will be stammering.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:15 PM
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A picture is worth more than 1,000 words you know.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:28 PM
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33. There were a few a couple of weeks ago |
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It seems that Condi has been hanging out at Camp David a lot lately with Bush & Pickles.
There a couple of pics of them coming back to the WH with Bush hugging on Condi instead of his wife.
I think they might do the trick.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:58 PM
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5/26 boarding the chopper for Camp David
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:18 PM
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26. No matter how much I detest these people ... |
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Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 03:18 PM by TahitiNut
... I cannot participate in or condone innuendos that portray a close working relationship between a male and female as necessarily suggesting a sexual relationship. I think it demeans and besmirches anyone in a mixed gender working environment and fertilizes the dirt in which sexism grows. I've enjoyed many very good working relationships with women without the slightest sexual overtones and suffered the kind of sexist remarks that only sewer-brains appreciate.
Besides, it'd be one of the few "human" things either has done in nearly six years. I'd much rather they fuck each other than fuck over the world.
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:24 PM
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28. Shades Of An Old Slogan, Sir |
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If Nixon did to Pat what he's doing to the country we'd all be better off."
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:31 PM
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37. Ha! I remember that! Touche! n/t |
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:36 PM
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40. Yep. I have that Burma Shave sign along my Memory Lane, too. |
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It brings back some fonder memories of the early 70s. :dunce:
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:36 PM
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39. My best friend's cousin..... |
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PERSONALLY saw them doing it-so THERE!!!We've got an eyewitness as good as any from the Pentagon crash....
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Fri Jun-02-06 03:51 PM
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42. Where's our Linda Tripp? |
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Actually, Monica Lewinski happily confessed all to her wired "friend". Condi's not that naive. And they don't even have to sneak around. She and * have good excuses to be together in the White House, Camp David, etc.
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