I'd say it's time we invade Canada. They have Terrorists.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

And...

Ammonium Nitrate.

And...

They speak FRENCH!

That's at least as good reasoning as the logic used in invading Iraq. Look, it's closer and they're mostly polite. LET'S ROLL!!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

1. Yup, it's time to shove freedom fries back up our noses once again!

:crazy:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. There you go, HT!

[Bouncy Ball]

2. LOL, you're right about the reasoning behind it

being just as flimsy as the reasoning for Iraq.

Shameful, shameful.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. You neglected to mention their worst bioterrorist weapon.

Poutine!

[crappyjazz]

4. Now that made me hungry!

:rofl:

[tanyev]

7. Freedom Poutine!

[JuniperLea]

5. You must be right... I'm as horrified of that statement as I was

when I learned we were attacking Iraq.

My gut never lies to me. My interpretation may be lacking, but my gut never lies.

[JHH]

6. Not to mention they supply more Oil to the U.S. than any other country

[Pab Sungenis]

8. Careful.

Canada is one of only two nations (not yet counting Iraq) to beat us in a war.

[JHH]

9. They won the war of 1812 and burnt the "white house"

It was not White before the war of 1812 but after Canada burned it, it had to be painted white to cover up the smoke damage

[jazzjunkysue]

11. Just don't hurt the maple donuts. I love those. Eh?

[elare]

12. You forgot to mention

that we also have nuclear power here ... you never know what we might do with that (other than keeping the A/C on in Toronto!)

[scoey1953]

13. We might as well put a gun to our own heads then..

After all a lot of Americans have family over the Candian Border. In fact, there are a few houses where the border goes though someone's HOUSE, so the Kitchen is in Canada and the living room
is in America. Canadians have been more then just good neighbors. They are our families as well.

My Grandfather was a Major in the Royal Canadian Air force just before World War II. He later went into the United States Army Aircorp as a Major, same rank,
after bringing his family across the border and down to California.

Thats just one example... SO if we invaded Canada, we might as well shoot off our foot, Just not the one we kick off from, when we play Hockey, eh?

Tell you what...the ONLY ones we will capture will be the Canadian Curling Team...and they can teach us how to throw those heavy rocks down the ice for the next winter olympics! "You go girls, eh?"
And...maybe a Case of Labatts Blue. We can return the team after the Olympics. "Surry aboat that, Great Brew though, eh?"