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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:03 AM
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Just the thought of gay marriage has driven me off the deep end.
Tomorrow I intend to abandon my wife and children and begin a new career: smuggling Mexicans wrapped in burning American flags across the border while wearing skin-tight black leather assless chaps and whistling show tunes.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:05 AM
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1. Um, can you give us a location
I'd like to see that.:rofl:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:05 AM
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2. YOMANK
:spray:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:06 AM
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3. as long as you have sex with them and marry one of the males
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:06 AM
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4. I don't EVEN want to think about that image.
:rofl: :rofl:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:07 AM
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5. You can pick up your voucher for the free toaster...
... at the end of the parade route.

:D
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:13 AM
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7. You haven't been attending the meetings, have you?
We're giving a way iPods now. :hi:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:07 AM
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6. I suspected you wouldn't be able to resist much longer.
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moobu2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:16 AM
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8. See, I knew that would happen,
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:17 AM
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9. OOOHH! Great Graphic!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:19 AM
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10. Thank God Divorce is permitted in the Bible. n/t
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:25 AM
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11. Gay marriage will make me walk right into the ocean
soon as I find a good parking place.





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Brazenly Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:42 AM
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12. Um, you'll post pictures, right?
I think we ALL would like to see that. :rofl:
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