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Tue Jun-06-06 12:21 PM
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We need a Const. Amend, banning ALCOHOL - it threatens more marriages |
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than anything else.
We need a Constitutional Amendment banning women in the workplace - they threaten more marriages than anyone else.
We need a Constitutional Amendment banning business trips - they threaten more marriages than people can admit.
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:23 PM
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1. Republicans are the ones who most often cheat on their spouses... |
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...so we need to ban Republicans too.
I suggest we burn them all as witches.
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Minnesota Libra
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:27 PM
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7. Oh, and they don't just cheat they add a good measure of cruelty.......... |
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.....by doing stuff like Nitwit Gingrich did walking into his wife's hospital room the day after major surgery and announcing he wants a divorce. Sweet Born Again Christian guy there.:puke:
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:24 PM
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2. Maybe this is how the bible was written, do you think? |
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Edited on Tue Jun-06-06 12:25 PM by Acryliccalico
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Tue Jun-06-06 03:49 PM
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13. yep - think of the guys coming up with the idea that a woman who had a |
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child is somehow dirty so we have to invent the idea that virgins are somehow cleaner and holier. Men and their "madonna" complexes - too afraid of real women.
An insult to any woman who ever bore a child.
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:25 PM
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3. The First and Third - maybe - the second - forget it........... |
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:25 PM
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4. See, and I was thinking guns |
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Nothing ends a marriage faster than intimate homicide.
If the NeoCons get their way, the only Amendments still standing will be the 2nd, the 5th and 21st.
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:51 PM
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11. True. Guns have a way of ending marriages permanently. |
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Heck - divorced people can get remarried.
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:26 PM
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5. How about a Ban on Pollution? |
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That is a bigger threat to EVERYBODY. Their issue is so weak... we could tear it apart all day long.
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Tue Jun-06-06 07:28 PM
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It really could be an endless thread if we weren't so tired and disgusted by the whole tactic.
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:26 PM
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6. How about a ban on Playboy, Maxim, Penthouse, FHM - we need that |
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geez, we women can't keep up with looking like that!
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:36 PM
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9. Might as well ban all women's magazines as well then. nt |
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:28 PM
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8. Well, we HAD that alcohol amendment. The Volstad Act. |
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Edited on Tue Jun-06-06 12:30 PM by Jackpine Radical
Worked out real well too. Just ask the shade of Al Capone. I just have no idea why we repealed it.
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Tue Jun-06-06 03:38 PM
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12. Probably all those drunk, adulterer Republicans. ;))) |
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Tue Jun-06-06 04:04 PM
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15. I guess maybe they figgered out |
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that all those upstart shanty Irish like Joe Kenney were making too much moola off the stuff.
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Tue Jun-06-06 04:07 PM
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16. Its already been tried. |
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No one remembers Prohibition?
It was repealed after a decade or so of it not working
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Tue Jun-06-06 04:09 PM
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17. Don't forget that we must ban the flagrant exposure of female flesh |
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in public - it breaks up more marriages than Playboy
And cosmetic surgery, don't forget cosmetic surgery - it only serves to tempt us to sin!
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