Cyrano
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:54 PM
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How disgusting is Ann Coulter? |
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Ann Coulter is so disgusting that:
A starving cannibal would flee in horror.
A drunk waking up and seeing her next to him would cut it off.
A nude shot of her would make a eunuch glad to be a eunuch.
She could terrify the most vicious junkyard dog.
Fundies could achieve total abstinence with a Coulter porn flick.
Suicide bombers would quit if told their 70 virgins looked like her.
Okay, your turn. Take your best shot.
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TechBear_Seattle
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:55 PM
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1. Why do you think I chose to be gay? n/t |
dubeskin
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:55 PM
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2. We could re-elect Shrub for another 4 more years |
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:56 PM
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3. Given the choice - Jerry Falwell would renounce Jesus |
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rather than copulating with Manny.
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SteppingRazor
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Tue Jun-06-06 12:57 PM
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4. Ann Coulter is so disgusting that... |
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zombies accept her as one of them
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:08 PM
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5. Rats eating out of trash cans look up and say when she walks by |
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Edited on Tue Jun-06-06 01:08 PM by ronnykmarshall
"ewww what stanks"?
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AndyA
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:08 PM
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6. Ann Coulter is so disgusting that... |
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a word doesn't exist that can adequately describe how offensive, disgusting, vile, putrid, repugnant, repulsive, sickening, rancid, bile laden, acid eaten bitch she really is.
Even the Mother of all offensive words, the one that begins with a "C" is not adequate.
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:12 PM
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7. ...her own bowel movements pray for her to flush quickly |
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:13 PM
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8. I would chew off my own hand to get away from her. |
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:23 PM
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10. she doesn't cast a shadow |
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or have a reflection in the mirror
She's a demon's breath.
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:27 PM
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11. She would have to be dead for a month to look any better. |
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