sinkingfeeling
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-06-06 01:40 PM
Original message |
I am now officially forming a group, the Voyeurmen, based on the |
|
current Minutemen, on our southern border.
The Voyeurmen, will be responsible for guarding the nation against the sins of bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity.
Since there are so few same-sex marriages, we cannot at first, look for these sins in their marriages.
So we will start at the places where most of these defiling practices take place: the bedrooms of the heterosexuals!
To arms! To arms! We must protect the nation!
|
EFerrari
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-06-06 01:44 PM
Response to Original message |
1. "Underwear will be worn on the OUTSIDE, so we can check." |
titoresque
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-06-06 01:47 PM
Response to Original message |
|
:patriot: I'm sick and tired of these perverts rubbing sun screen lotion on eachother in public.....as if it isn't some sort of sexual display of affection! It's obscene and it must be stopped! Damn the UV rays, Damn the sun!!! Can't we pass some sort of "don't ask don't tell" regarding the use of sunscreen products and the precise application of said "lubricant" DO IT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS YOU PERVERTED FREAKS! I won't ask why you smell like coconut oil, and you don't have to rub yourselves in front of me!!111!!!!!
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Tue May 07th 2024, 06:56 AM
Response to Original message |