George W. talks to the forefathers - have you seen this? LMAO

[texpatriot2004]

One night George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the forth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

[Guaranteed]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Absolutely. :)

[uppityperson]

2. good

[rosesaylavee]

3. I like it! I like it! n/t

[texpatriot2004]

4. I don't know if it's new or if it's been around for awhile but it's

hilarious.

[Snaggletooth]

5. But then we're stuck with Uncle Fester Cheney...

fester, that means to rot. (I love Christopher Lloyd)

Snaggletooth the Crone

[MaineYooper]

6. change the punchline to "take dick and go see a play" n/t

[Semblance]

7. Ha ha! Thanks. I needed that. n/t

[malaise]

8. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: Very funny.

[texpatriot2004]

9. ROFLMAO nm

[Rocknrule]

10. Another, slightly different version:

One night George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the forth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of John F. Kennedy. Bush pleads, "JFK, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

Kennedy replies, "Go to Dallas."

[texpatriot2004]

11. Equally appropos nm

[texpatriot2004]

12. Glad to see this thread was recommended. Hope everyone

laughs out loud.