I've written a book that comes out Monday, what can

[RB TexLa]

I say that will make 70-80% of America talk about me and my book for the first couple of weeks it's for sale?

[WCGreen]

1. Details.....

[RB TexLa]

2. I was thinking of an outrageous offensive charge against someone or group

might work :shrug:

[WCGreen]

3. You mean like all republicans are only pretend to worship

god when they really only worship money and power....

Oh yea, and they wet the bed still....

[drm604]

7. Be careful with that.

You don't want to be sued for slander or libel.

[KitchenWitch]

4. Just say the still homeless from Katrina, etc

are enjoying their homelessness.

:sarcasm:

[drm604]

5. What's it about?

It might help us to help you if you told us what it's about.
Does your publisher have any kind of marketing plan? Is it self published?

[KyuzoGator]

6. Space Shuttle Columbia. Attack the widows.

You have your task.

[garybeck]

8. Been there. Here's what to do.

get a copy of one or all of these books

Guerrilla Marketing for Writers
Jump Start Your Book Sales
Promote Like a Pro

I like the second one the best but they're all good.

Be prepared for this: writing and publishing your book is only half the job. your work is going to change drastically but you're going to be even more busy than you were when you were writing, editing, etc...

btw, my book is here

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0970112564

good luck

[murielm99]

10. Wow!

It looks like your book was well-received. That is an accomplishment.

[Journeyman]

9. I certainly hope your book isn't a satire. . .

it won't go over well with most of this crowd. . .