SNL: dick cheney as Santa.

[Gabi Hayes]

little girl sits on lap, asking for the Patriot Act to be extended for her Xmas present

[Gabi Hayes]

1. Little girl, 8 years old:

''my daddy is a soldier fighting in Iraq and I don't want him to come home until freedom is spread throughout the Middle East!''

[Gabi Hayes]

2. Bush on lap

I want an XBox 360

santa: some of those are defective, and might be recalled

bush: our Iraq policy is defective, and I don't think any of our soldiers are going to be recalled

[Gabi Hayes]

3. Neil Young is musical guest

Jack Black host

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Thanks for the headsup...

[bleever]

5. Second. nt

[dweller]

6. Rerun

but still worth it for a bit of Neil.

dp

[gizmo1979]

7. my favorite xmas tune

Christmas time for the Jews.Classic.

[BrklynLiberal]

8. That was a riot.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

9. claymation Jon Stewart!

unfortunately, my computer keeps freezing and I'm going to have to take it in tomorrow.

first time I've had trouble like this

still under warranty w/Compuserve

they've been pricks, though, and I bet they try to screw me

big mistake buying from them

[BrklynLiberal]

10. Oh no! You will be without your 'puter?