When and what was the last thing that * did right?

[catmandu57]

For all of his sneaking into here and there, all of his sneaks into Iraq, plastic turkey or not have one of them ever bore fruit?
People are still dying there and just because the chimp sneaked in and looked into the soul of what's his name, the iraqi leader of the moment, it's not going to change a thing.

As a matter of fact, I suspect that this too will blow up in his face, the only thing these guys are good at is stealing elections, eventually everything they or he touches turns to shit.

Let's concentrate on getting our people elected, from local on up, we need to take care of our business first. To thy own self be true.

[Redstone]

1. Well, he did survive the birth process. Other than than, I can't think of

anything in the rest of his life that might be called "doing something right."

Redstone

[catmandu57]

9. You know, I don't think I'd count that as a success

he may have had some assistance from Beelzebub.

[theoldman]

2. I always ask Republicans to name just one thing that Bush

has done for the average American. They come up with all types of answers but none that really answer my question. The answers generally include things that someone else accomplish but nothing that directly relates to Bush.

[BOSSHOG]

4. I truly believe

there must be a correspondence course for "conservatives" to pull talking points out of their ass. If a liberal says this, you say this! I had many chats with young men about the war in Iraq. They were greatly in support of the war. When I asked why they were not in the Army, on three different occasions, three of them answered, "I haven't served in the military (YET!) I believe you would have to be a pathetic human being to live like that.

[BOSSHOG]

3. It was nothing but a selfish act but he did

get out of that nasty mandatory drug test while a member of TANG. He deserted his military unit to get out of taking that test but one could rationalize that he did achieve that goal. Can't think of anything since then; unless you want to consider profiting from insider trading when he was a Harken. Once again, success via selfishness.

[catmandu57]

5. I think these stolen elections will blow up as well

the chimp* is going to be 0 for life.

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. EVERYTHING!

Did you mean to say correct? Haven't got anything for ya with that one though.

[LeftHander]

7. He manged to put on his underwear himself....

a few weeks ago...they even face the right way. Shoe tying...well he is working on that...it is HARD WORK!

HARD WORK presidentin...

[catmandu57]

8. I thought he used velcro

to tie his shoes.

[Rocknrule]

10. When it comes to destroying everything he touches, he's pretty unmatched

[theoldman]

11. It's called the reverse Midas touch. Everything that Bush

touches turns to shit.

[Astrad]

12. National Do Not Call Registry n/t

[leftofthedial]

13. he almost drank himself to death when he was 40

couldn't even get that right, the fucking loser

[Journeyman]

14. The No Call List and . . .

his congratulations to Jason McElwain, the autistic high school basketball player who had such an astounding performance when he was put in after four years as team manager.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. He has avoided trying to eat pretzels and ride his trike simultaneously.

Thereby keeping Cheney off the throne.

[catmandu57]

16. We have a no call list

ran by our state that we're on and it does just fine, the national nocall may very well turn out to be the chimp's* only accomplishment in eight years.

[Seabiscuit]

17. Credit where credit's due: Just last week he broke his habit of putting on

his underwear inside-out. OK, so it was just once. But still...