New Song Parody

[SalmonChantedEvening]

The Misinformer (To the tune of The Entertainer by Billy Joel)





I am the Misinformer, and I’ve come to speechify

My game is sloganeering, got BS for you to buy.

You’ve seen me in the press room, and out on the White House lawn,

So buy what you’re sold, do what you’re told

And don’t gimme no flack nono don’t talk back,

Or it’s hello FBI



I am the Misinformer, Condi gives me great advice

She only uses little words, explains things to me twice.

If I still don’t understand, half the stuff she said

She’ll make sure I know via puppet show

Then I get my nap and let all that crap

Settle in my empty head



I am the Misinformer, known all around the world

You welcome me with protests, yeah, bottles you have hurled,

But I wont see angry faces, or hear you call me names

Safe here in my shell, yessir all is well

From the bubble I’m in, flash my smirky grin

And go back from whence I came



I am the Misinformer, I play to a loving crowd

For those who won’t adore me, admission ain’t allowed

If you wear the wrong T-shirt, or carry the wrong ID

A comfy lil spot, in a parking lot

Five blocks away, for the sayers nay

Is all you’ll see of me…. Whoa



I am the Misinformer, and it’s Karl who runs the show

The king of dirty tricksters, there ain’t a blow too low.

As I feign building bridges, he is setting them ablaze

No my enemies never get to me

And my patsies take the fall for me

Loyalty don’t go both ways…. No



I am the Misinformer, an idle fratboy clown

Sycophants surround me, a throng of noses brown

Those who are not with me, get tossed under the bus

Ask Valerie Plame, just to drop a name

What I did was a crime, but I won’t do time

No Bush ever, ever does.



(Repeat verse 1)

[fooj]

1. So true.......

:hi:

[sutz12]

2. I like it!

:thumbsup:

[JuniperLea]

3. Love the lyrics... but...

I'm a metal head... I can't hear that tune in my head... even if I knew the tune, it would not be allowed:)

[zonmoy]

8. lyrics might fit primus music best.

[JuniperLea]

12. Thanks for the tip! n/t

[ralps]

4. Cool!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WillyT]

5. BRAVO !!!

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

;) :hi: ;)

[Bluebear]

6. Bravo, encore! nt

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. can't. get. it. out. of. my. HEAD!!!

Excellent!

K & R

[BigBearJohn]

9. Very creative! K/R!

[omega minimo]

10. o.m.f.g........... stunning......... best yet

:yourock: :applause:



you syntaxy thang :loveya:




Preemptive Hehku

Heh heh he he heh
Heh nine eleven he heh
He he heh heh heh

[ComerPerro]

11. good parody of a good song

[im10ashus]

13. SWEET!!!

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

14. ¡Olé!

:D

:kick:

[Generic Other]

15. Love it!

:kick:

[Glenda]

16. Condi explains with little words

:rofl: :applause: :rofl:

:pals:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Anything but Shameless AM self-kick!

Many thanks for all the kind words... I am humbled :blush:

[DistressedAmerican]

18. His Patsies Most Certainly Take His Falls!

OF all of the douchebags to take the bullet for. At least Brownie is getting even (somewhat) for being made the Katrina scapegoat.

[omega minimo]

19. Safe here in my shell, yessir all is well

But I wont see angry faces, or hear you call me names
Safe here in my shell, yessir all is well
From the bubble I’m in, flash my smirky grin
And go back from whence I came



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