bush is giving a press conference on Iraq, what will the MSM ask?

[still_one]

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. How's the food? n/t

[BR_Parkway]

2. "Now that you've proven that liberals are nothing but terrorist-enablers

what do you plan for the '06 elections?"

[blm]

3. Sir, do you prefer we swallow or spit?

.

[fasttense]

4. Where did you get that suit? n/t

[still_one]

5. maybe they might ask why he only gave the PM of Iraq 5 minutes

notice before coming to Iraq, or maybe, how the place STILL ISN'T SECURE AFTER THREE YEARS, OR HOW COME YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT

[wordpix2]

9. or why Maliki was not given advance notice & what does that say about the

maladmin's trust in the Iraqi leadership?

[wordpix2]

6. I got a copy of his speech to the press ahead of time. It says:

"We're bringing democracy to Iraq...war on terror...911...bring the al Quaeda killers to justice...Iraqi freedom...Iraqis taking control of their own country...war on terror...911....bring freedom to all Iraqis..."

[still_one]

8. maybe they will ASK ABOUT PERMANENT BASES

[wordpix2]

11. oh, no those bases are SECRET

[DainBramaged]

7. Sir did you have enough fiber today?

[johnnie]

10. Whatever is written on their little cards they were given

That would be my guess.

[glarius]

12. Add the "appreeshee-ater" to his titles...("decider" for example)

Every time I hear him say he "appreeshee-ates" someone, I think...oh..oh...bad luck for that person.

[Jacobin]

13. "Mr. Prezdint: How did you ever git so brave an' all?"

"Would you prefer fellatio this morning, or are you in the mood for ass play?"

[ShortnFiery]

14. Another Moment of National Embarrassment!

Every time this crass man appears on our TV, he embarrasses the American People. We can do better, much better. :thumbsdown:

As an American who loves this Country, I shudder every time this fraud claims to speak for the American People. He's stolen both elections and only the Corporate National Media who's in cahoots with the Republican Noise Machine is keeping him and his ghouls in power.

Let's hope and pray for FAIR elections come November.

Then justice will be served via investigations, impeachments and criminal prosecutions.

May God Bless America by helping the above come true. :hi: ;)

[underpants]

15. Tell us about your AWESOME visit to Iraq

:loveya:

[leftchick]

16. "can I kiss your ass again?"

fuckers!

[ShortnFiery]

17. He's mumbling again ...

Even when not asked, * made sure to encourage PERMANENT tax cuts.

Yeah, in a time of WAR, that's real bright. :(

[LaBanty]

18. Doesn't Matter What They ASK

Bush's stock answers will be:

Freedom ™
Ultimate Sacrifice ™
Stay The Course ™
Resolve ™

and last, but not least, We're Winning the War on Terror ™.

[glarius]

19. He's SO PROUD he can pronounce "reconciliATION".....LOL

What a comedy routine he does! He's actually the leader of a powerful country?....I mean...is he REALLY? It must be a joke! We're all going to be let in on it soon, aren't we?