"freshly home from a visit to Iraq" Caption this * pic

[Kadie]

President Bush, gestures during a news conference in the Rose Garden at the White House, Wednesday, June 14, 2006, in Washington. President Bush, freshly home from a visit to Iraq, acknowledged on Wednesday that violence in Iraq would never be completely eliminated. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

[AndyA]

1. "Iraq has so many people with dark skin. It was most unsettling

having to be there with so many of them. I just felt all dirty inside, had to take a couple of showers last night before I felt clean again. Now where's my Bloody Mary?"

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

2. Are you sure that was beef I ate? I feel like something is growing

in my chest!

[RoseMead]

3. Indi (burp) jestion

What you get when you try to swallow another soverign nation whole.

edited to remove a renegade letter "A."

[Cleita]

4. Good one!

:applause:

[The Deacon]

5. What? Me Worry?

With the economy in the toliet we'll have plenty of cannon fodder - where else they gonna git work? Making Apple iPods? (hee, hee)