Yes, pet goats have a million uses. Amazon readers rate the book.

[Swede]

"Want pages and pages of illegal warrantless wiretaps, records of your bank accounts and printouts of your emails and phone conversations to disappear? Give 'em to my goats! Before some un-American, unpatriotic liberal newspaper can find them."

A Kid's Review
Hi I am only 12, but I can read and watch TV at the same time. Here is what I do. When I am watching TV and reading and a bomb drops on New York I stop reading and turn on more TVs. I had a goat but my dad sold it for food money. I wish the president would get me a goat. The book is not too good. Thank you.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0026863553/103-1300651-4848627?v=glance&n=283155

[unhappycamper]

1. Great comments.

Reviewer: GWBush (Wurshington, Dee Cee) - See all my reviews

As the publisher of Reading Mastery 2, I would like to state for the record that, contrary to rumor, the story entitled "The Pet Goat" within Reading Mastery 2 has NOT been scientifically proven to produce a condition that the medical community has termed Catatonic Stupidity (or CS, for short). CS is marked by sudden episodes of looking like an inept idiot while on camera for a period lasting a little over seven minutes in duration. Extensive study in the laboratory with Reading Mastery 2 has failed to reproduce any claims of "The Pet Goat" causing CS.

Thank for your attention.

:rofl:

[Swede]

2. "I couldn't put it down."

:rofl: